I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA! BOO HOO...
A/N:: I know its not very long, this was mostly just Sesshoamru getting back at Inuyasha, My bother came up with this joke, so blame him if you don't like it... I had a different idea but he said this is more of what the 'real' Sesshomaru would do to Inuyasha... So I went with it hope you like it too.
"Sesshomaru I am so sorry this happened to you, it was meant for Kagome" Inuyasha tried to plead with Sesshomaru as the green paint started to dry on his face and clothes
"Inuyasha the pranks were over, why did you do this?" Kagome scolded
"Because it was funny" Inuyasha smirked
"Is it funny now?" Sesshomaru finally spoke
"Well no" Inuyasha took a step back
"Come on Sesshomaru you can use my shower, I don't think we should spread the mess around the house" Kagome walked into her room leaving Inuyasha and Sesshomaru in the hallway
"Maybe I should thank you, if I'm correct even you haven't been in Kagomes room" Sesshomaru whispered so Kagome wouldn't hear
"You ass" Inuyasha growled
"by the way," Sesshomaru stepped though Kagomes barrier into her room "If I were you sleep with one eye open" With a smirk Sesshomaru closes the door on a very pissed off Hanyou
~~~~NEXT MORNING~~~~~~
"So Sesshomaru what are you going to do?" Koga sat down between Ayame and Miroku
"What do you mean?" Sesshomaru asked not looking up from his news paper
"The mutt, you have to have something planned" Koga took a bit of his toast
"Sometimes the best torture is to do nothing at all" Sesshomaru smirked as Inuyasha walked in
"Holy hell Inuyasha, didn't you sleep?" Kagome who was sitting next to Sesshomaru noticed the deep purple bags under his eyes
"Um a little" Inuyasha yawned
"Inuyasha, you know you need to sleep" Kagome scolded while putting her dish in the skin "Why did you have trouble sleeping?" Kagome inwardly laughed 'And the best actress award goes to' Kagome knew the reason Inuyasha didn't sleep, One- He was watching the door making sure Sesshomaru left, He did just with a barrier so Inuyasha wouldn't see him, and two- Inuyasha was hoping Sesshomaru would stay in Kagomes room so he could sleep, but decided against it.
"I know, just had a lot on my mind" Inuyasha grabbed a cup of coffee, something he hated but he needed the pick me up.
"Alright well sleep tonight" Kagome patted his shoulder then walked off to her room, it was Sunday usually a day the group just laid around the house but Kagome had other plans, She went up to her room to get dressed, She put on her forest green shorts with her beige tank top, She also added her hiking boot Inupapa bought for her when she, Sango, and Ayame went to Hawaii to hike the trails around the island, They boys had a fit about the girls going by themselves but Kagome knew better Sesshomaru was with her the whole time never leaving her side... But today Kagome wanted to rock climb, So she found a tour group about two hours away that would allow experienced rock climbers to climb... Kagome grabbed her tools she bought a few days ago and walked down stairs
"And where are you going?" Koga noticed her appearance
"Out" Kagome laughed then put her hair up in a high pony tail
"And where is out?" Inupapa asked while walking in to the kitchen
"Rock climbing" Kagome smiled
"Just you?" Sango asked, Kagome knew Sango would want to come to, Sango was always a sporty girl
"Get dress, if you want to go" Kagome smiled as everyone but Inupapa and Inuyasha left the room "You two don't want to come?"
"I'm to old for that, but have a good time and take pictures" Inupapa gave Kagome a kiss on the cheek then went off into the living room.
"And I'm to tired" Inuyasha grumbled sitting down at the table
"Alright then" Kagome grabbed 6 waters from the fridge and packed them in her bag as the group appered ready to go "bye" Kagome yelled as she left the house with her smalll group ready and excited to go.
~~~~~LATE THAT NIGHT~~~~~~~~~~
"That was amazing" Sango jumped thought the door
"I'm UP!" Inuyasha jumped from the couch in a panic
"Dude Calm down" Miroku laughed
"Have you been asleep all day?" Kagome asked
"Um no" Inuyasha was still shaking
"You thought Sesshomaru was pranking you" Kagome laughed and walked up stair for a much needed shower
~~~~~ONE WEEK LATER~~~~~
Inuyasha was living on the edge, barely sleeping, eating food that had been sealed first, looking around a corner before he walked it, opening doors before he walked in, like Sesshomaru said it was pure torture. Later that day in the break room Sesshomaru was talking to Ayame when Inuyasha crawled in
"Sesshomaru please... please if you are going to prank me back just do it, I can't stand this" Inuyasha was begging
"Oh thats right, the green pain I had forgotten it" Sesshomaru growled "Just wait" Inuyasha didn't wait he ran out of the room nearly knocking Kagome down
"Sesshomaru you know you didn't forget" Kagome laughed as she pulled out her lunch
"No, I have not" Sesshomaru laughed and left the break room.
~~~THAT NIGHT~~~~
Kagome was lying on her bed reading a new book, when a knock on her door brought her out of her dream world "Who is it?" Kagome marked her placed and jumped out of her bed
"Me" A deep voice answered
"What do you need Sesshomaru?" Kagome opened the door
"To talk" Sesshomaru tried to hide is smile but Kagome could see it
"Alright" Kagome waved her hand and allowed Sesshomaru to enter "What did you want to talk about" Kagome sat on her bed
"I had been brought to my attention that my idea of a prank has been tearing Inuyasha apart," Sesshomaru couldn't hide his small smile "so I have decided to change tactics but it will require your assistance"
"You have my attention" Kagome laughed as Sesshomaru took a seat next to her
"Here is the plan..." Sesshomaru explained in great details on what he was about to do
"He will hate you for this" Kagome scolded not really liking the idea
"It will stop this endless pranking war"
"Alright I'm in then" Kagome shook her head "I hope Inuyasha forgives me"
"And if he doesn't?" Sesshomaru smirked
"I hate losing friends"
"So he is just a friend?" Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow
"Yes?"
"Hmm Kagome can I ask you a question?" Sesshomaru leaned in close
"Sure" Kagome started to lean away but decided not to
"Why don't you have a boyfriend?"
"Because you never asked me to be your girlfriend" Kagome giggled as Sesshomaru smiled
"I see, Well then I shall fix that" Sesshomaru leaned in and kissed Kagome softly on the lips, their first kiss of many.
~~~~NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Sesshomaru bit his lip for the amazing day to come; He sat at the table with Koga, Ayame, Miroku, Sango, Inupapa and Inuyasha
"Where is Kagome?" Ayame noticed "She is usually the first one down here"
"Don't know" Sango finished her eggs
"Sorry I am late" Kagome walked across the kitchen in black high heels, a skin tight blue dress that showed everything! everyones jaws dropped except Sesshomaru how was looking at his paper holding in his laugh
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked feeling his pants get tight
"Yes?" Kagome spun around her hair flowing around her like silk
"You look amazing" Koga drooled as Ayame smacked him
"No she is hot!" Miroku reached out his hands as Sango punched his arm and hard to
"Inuyasha baby, I want to go into work early" Kagome leaned over putting her breast eye level with Inuyasha
"Um yeah" Inuyasha voice went a little higher
"Great lets go" Kagome grabbed his hand and tugged him out of the house, as soon as they were outside of the house Sesshomaru couldn't hold in his laugh anymore
"Pup what did you do?" Inupapa raised his eyebrow, but Sesshomaru was still laughing
"And what is up with Kagome?" Sango asked knowing her shy friend would never do that
"Nothing is wrong with me" Kagome appeared in the kitchen door way still wearing her sleeping shorts and tank top
"Am I missing something?" Koga asked
"T-That wasn't Kagome Inuyasha left with" Sesshomaru was still laughing
"Who was it?" Ayame asked
"Jakotsu" Sesshomaru filled with laugher again
"W-What?" Inupapa started to chuckle
"Since you can't stop laughing I'll tell them" Kagome sat down next to Sesshomaru "Sir laughs a lot over here had a spell put on Inuyasha so for twelve hours he will see Jakotsu as me, I still think it's a little mean but anyway, Jakotsu has been asked to tease Inuyasha NOTHING more!" Kagome warned
"Thats so cold" Miroku gulped
"It will put an end to this stupid prank war" Kagome stated
"But still, really mean" Sango rolled her eyes
"Work is going to be so fun!" Koga jumped up "Lets go"
"Have a good day" Kagome looked over to Sesshomaru
"You too" Sesshomaru kissed Kagome on the lips before getting up
"Wait what was that" Sango pointed to the apparently new couple
"What?" Kagome asked
"He kissed you" Ayame added
"And?" Sesshomarus deep voice almost at a growl
"Didn't know you were official" Sango laughed "Well Congrats, I'm happy for you"
"Thanks" Kagome blushed
"Enjoy your day off" Sesshomaru kissed her head and walked out with the group only Inupapa stayed back
"Yes?" Kagome blushed tomato red
"Its about time" Inupapa winked then stood "I expect grandpups in a timely manner"
"What" Kagome turned purple
"Just kidding kid" Inupapa kissed Kagome on the cheek then left
~~~~FUN AT WORK~~~~
All day at work Jakotsu disguised as Kagome was all over Inuyasha, Inuyasha was on the phone with a client when Jakotsu showed up to rub his shoulder and nip at Inuyasha ear with his teeth, in the break room Jakotsu sat close to Inuyasha
"So Kagome," Sango smiled "Whats up with you and Inuyasha?"
"Hmm what do you mean?" Jakotsu rubbed up Inuyasha leg with her hand, Inuyasha was beyond teased
"Well you two have been so close today" Ayame responded with a smile
"So?" Inuyasha barked as Jakotsu got close to his sensitive area
"Just asking calm down" Koga put his hands up
"Leave me a-alone" Inuyasha struggled to get speak
"Alright" The group held in their laugher as they left not being able to handle this prank
The rest of the day was the same Jakotsu teasing Inuyasha to the point of torture.
~~~ALL DREAMS COME TO AN END~~~~~~~~~
Jakotsu and Inuyasha were sitting on the couch diagonal from Sesshomaru and Koga, Inuyasha was 30 minutes away from seeing the truth and Sesshomaru was holding in his giggles thankfully a funny movie was on to disguise the laugher
"Is it time yet?" Sango asked
"30 minutes till show time" Sesshomaru answered
"Whats playing in 30 minutes?" Inuyasha asked with Kagome (Jakotsu) cuddled against his chest
"You'll See" Koga turned hiding his face that was no red with hiding laughs
"Alright" Inuyasha pulled Kagome in closer
Over the next 30 minutes, everyone (Sango, Miroku, Ayame, Koga, Sesshomaru, and Inupapa) Gathered for the scene that was about to play out
'15 seconds' Sesshomaru covered his mouth '5, 4, 3' The door opened and Inuyasha looked to see who the hell entered his house when everyone was watching tv
"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked
"Yes?" Kagome shut the door a prefect little actress
"But?" Inuyasha turned his head to see the Jakotsu in his arms looking up "but.."
"Oh baby don't be like that" Jakotsu raised up for a kiss
"What the hell" Inuyasha jumped out off the couch as the living room erupted in laughter
"Whats going on?" Kagome asked
"You... you were there and now... now he is" Inuyasha was shaking
"That will teach you to prank" Sesshomaru chuckled
"WHAT THE HELL!" Inuyasha growled
"I made you see Jakotsu as Kagome all day, while the real Kagome was here all day" Sesshomaru stood
"You ass!" Inuyashas eyes bleed red and he jumped for Sesshomarus throat but what stopped by a barrier
"I told you this would happen" Kagome had her hand up holding the barrier
"Which is why I had you here to hold his barrier" Sesshomaru winked at her
"You were in on this?" Inuyasha growled
"Inuyasha you did this to yourself, if you would have been a good boy and stop when your father told you to this would not have happened" Kagome cupped her hands "Come one"
"Whoa" Inuyasha found himself floating inside Kagomes barrier up towards his room, where he would stay for the rest of the night behind her barrier
~~~ A WEEK LATER~~~~~
Inuyasha was sneaking up to Sesshomaru's room to place a trap for Sesshomaru, apparently Inuyasha didn't learn from his last lesson that Sesshomaru jokes are more horrible than funny, So Inuyasha decided pay back would help his pain from the embarrassment from the day with Jakotsu the thought still made him shudder
'here we go' Inuyasha opened the door "What the AHHHH" Inuyasha slammed the door shut with his eyes covered
"What?" Everyone rushed out of their rooms in a panic
"Whoa thats Sesshomaru's poison" Inupapa covered his nose
"Inuyasha what did you do?" Sango asked
"I can't see" Inuyasha hit the floor as Koga erupted into laugher
"What?" Ayame asked
"Sesshomaru is mating Kagome, Inuyasha interrupted" Koga was in tears laughing so hard
"Stop trying to prank, they always backfire on you" Inupapa helped his son up to clean his eyes, leaving the couple in peace...
A/N:: Well how was my first prank story? Like I said my brother came up with the idea of Jakotsu begin disguised as Kagome. So how was it? I think it could have been a better prank but oh well I like this one too leave me a review please!