Sorry for not updating before! I have been so busy with school and stuff. Thank you The Princess Maker and avidreader for some more questions!
(Continuation of interview with Audrey)
Q: When did you meet Ted?
Audrey: "Well, actually it's kinda a funny story. It was actually the first time Ted's toy plane thing fell in my backyard. I was new in Thneedville, so I didn't know anyone there. So, Ted rings my doorbell and when I open the door I see a kid who lost his toy plane. Ted was younger then, and when I brought him back his toy, he insisted that he should come back the next day, and the next day, aaaaand the next day…"
Ted: "Ok that's enough. I didn't come every day."
Audrey: "Coming six out a seven days a week for hours at a time, counts as every day."
Q: Alright, thanks Audrey. Let's move on to you Ted. So, Ted, Would you have taken care of trees if it weren't for Audrey?
Ted: *Pause* Sure I would've.
Q: Did you know what trees like the Truffula for example were before Audrey showed you?
Ted: "Well...no."
Q: So, you would have, even though you didn't know what they were?
Ted: "Are you trying to expose me?"
Q: That's kinda my job.
Ted: "Questions are over. Move along."
Q: Alright then, uh...Norma! So, how old were you when you and the Once-let broke up?
Norma: "Well, if I can recall, I was almost 23 years old. It was so long ago, the year was 1972…"
Q: *interruption* Wow, you were so young! Where you pregnant during this time?
Norma: "Yes. With the most beautiful baby girl. With her big brown eyes and cute little nose…"
Q: *another interruption* Aww, how sweet. Thank you, Norma. I have two surprises for all of you today, I have invited the Lorax and Mr. O'Hare to our interviews!"
*groans*
Q: Aww c'mon, don't be like that! It's all for the story guys! Mr. O'Hare, you are up first. Is your greedy low-down dirty and I mean nasty company closed forever?
O'Hare: "Well, actually, it's only closed in Thneedville."
Q: Oh?
O'Hare: "As it turns out, other cities around the area are in need of fresh air. My company is not a one-office company Mr. Interviewer, it's a multimillion thriving one, and it will continue to survive because if this man right here," *gestures to Once-ler* "Thank you. You have made my company possible." *evil laugh*
Q: Okaaaay, we're done here. Security, escort this man out please.
O'Hare: *continues to laugh evilly*
Q: One last question, and this is for the Lorax. Lorax, did you ever forgive the Once-ler?
Lorax: "You mean Beanpole? Yeah, sure. He learned his lesson the hard way. As for Short Stack, he needs to be taught a lesson or two. But not by me. I think the next generation has it covered." *Looks at Ted and Audrey*
Q: Thanks so much for all of your time, and thank you reader for reading this. Click in next time for our next interview.