"Wow, Ryuk! These are really great!" Rem declared, shoving apples in her mouth.
"Didn't I tell you they were addictive?" Ryuk smiles and ate another one. The two shinigami continued eating apples until there was one left.
"It's mine!" Ryuk cried and dove for the apple.
"No way! I'll get it first!" Rem yelled in response. She also ran for the last apple. They both reached it at the same time. They tugged and fought over the little piece of fruit.
"Mine!"
"No Mine!" Rem tackles Ryuk to the ground.
"Give….me…that….apple!" She screamed. They continued fighting, getting nowhere, until Misa and Light walked in.
"What are you two doing?" Light questioned, looking at the scene very oddly.
"She's trying to eat my apple!" Ryuk pointed at Rem, accusingly.
"Oh no!" Misa cried. "Not you too Rem." Misa cried in despair.
"All I want is an apple, what's wrong with that?" Rem asked.
"You hypocrite!" Ryuk accused of Rem. Ryuk hesitated, thinking. He grabbed the Death note from Light.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Light demanded. "Give that back!" He yelled and pointed at the notebook.
"If you don't let me have that apple, I'll right Misa's name down." Ryuk declared.
"Damnit! Fine. Here." Rem cursed and handed over the apple. "Misa! Why do you have to so darn loveable?"
"I'm sorry Misa-Misa is cute. It's not Misa's fault." Misa concluded.
"You are all children." Light concluded.