A:OMG I never thought that this fanfiction would be so popular!!!!! Thank you everyone for reviewing, or alerting, or favoring. Ok to answer some of your questions!!!

Idiots-Rule-The-World: To answer your question, I don't think anyone would not stare/blush when a bare chest Kanda walks in from of them!! ^w^

0x0: no he does not turn into a girl, read this chapter and you'll see what really happens!

Ok now disclaimer!!!!

Kanda: xAschlukeluverx does not own D. Grey-man or its characters.

"Wake up! Wake up , you have things to do!" Said a voice in Allen's ear that was much similar to his own. Allen rolled over to get away from the voice only to hear another one.

" Come on! Sleep is important for your health!" This one sounded awfully like his voice too, but he actually agreed with this person. Although he agreed he didn't want them arguing in his ears. He covered his head with the blanket.

"Would you guys shut up?! I'm trying to sleep!" He yelled.

"Sorry." The two voices said in unison.

Allen closed his eyes for a minute, but they soon shot back open. There shouldn't be anyone in his room. Also the voices sounded awfully like his own. The teen slowly pulled the covers off his head. In front of him he saw two small figures staring intently at him, they couldn't have been taller than six inches. That didn't really freak Allen out, what did was the fact that one of them was him with his shirt unbuttoned, black pants, devil horns, and devil wings. The other was him with his hair slicked back, a vest, black pants, angel wings, and a halo. The silver haired teen continued to stare at them before saying anything.

"Ok who are you, and why do you two look like me?"

The small Allen's sighed before responding. The one with the devil wings spoke first.

"I'm your desires, Duh!" He smiled

The other rolled his eyes and move in front of the devil. "And I'm your conscience."

Allen blinked, rubbed his eyes, pinched his skin, and slapped his cheeks before realizing that this isn't a dream. He racked his mind for any unusual thing yesterday. Then it clicked. Komui's new experiment had been spilled on him when he had run into Jonny. The teen had hoped that by washing it off he could stop it from affecting him, but he guessed not. Allen rubbed his temple with his fingertips, trying to figure out what to do. All of the sudden his stomach rumbled.

"Man, I'm hungry! We should go get something to eat!" The little devil said, about to leave the room.

The angel quickly pulled him back. "We need to figure this out! And if you're seen we could get in serious trouble, especially with Lavi and Lenalee!"

With all of these people in his room, Allen's head was starting to hurt, but he was really hungry. The teen slowly got up from the bed to get dressed seeing as he had fallen asleep in the robe last night. He slipped into his usual button up shirt and grey vest, with a ribbon, along with grey pants and brown shoes. He felt really comfortable with the two small people watching him, then again they were him, so it shouldn't really matter.

"So we going out to eat or what?"

Allen sighed and thought for a moment, then responded . "Ok I'm going to eat, but you two are going to stare here!" The Devil pouted, but Allen continued. "If you are me, then if I eat, then you will be full too."

The Angel shook his head. "There is a problem," the original turned toward his conscience. "If you stay away from us to long you'll go brain dead, or mentally unstable."

Allen was about to burst. Why does this all happen to him? It was just one problem after another. There was no choice; they had to come with him. The teen ran over towards his bed to pull out a small bad from under it. He fluffed it up and brushed the dust off, then opened it. "Ok guys, you're going in this." He signaled them to get in.

His conscience agreed and got in the stuffy bag, his desires on the other hand did not. "That's just gross, I don't want to go in there!" the devil was about to run away, but his opposite soon pulled him into the bag, while the original quickly zipped it up.

'They'll be fine, now I can eat' Allen thought to himself. He threw the bag over his shoulders and left his room to go to the cafeteria. He hoped there would be no one there, but knowing his luck, that situation is very unlikely. As he turned the corner, his worst fears became reality. There weren't a lot of people, but the five that were there, were the exact ones he did not want to see. Komui was talking to Jonny and Lenalee while Lavi and Kanda were standing there watching. Allen stepped back to hide, but stayed quiet to eavesdrop.

"Ok if Allen doesn't come down in five minutes, going to get him!" Lenalee yelled at her brother.

"I'm sure he'll be down here soon, and then we can figure out if he's ok!" Komui said calmly.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault!" Sobbed Jonny.

Kanda scowled. "I don't have time for this. It's your guy's mess. You can fix it yourselves."

Allen could hear the Japanese man approaching where he was standing. The teen hurried to prepare his face to act like he wasn't eavesdropping. Allen turned around and all the sudden he runs right into Kanda, and caused him to fall on the floor again. His luck really does suck.

"Hey watch where you're going moyashi!" Kanda yelled.

Allen rubbed his head while getting up off the floor. "Hey you need to watch where you're going!" the teen looked up at his 'crush'. "As I recall, It way you who ran into me!" Allen could hear the twins in his bag. One yelling go Allen, go, the other sighing that was not to smart.

"Why you…!" The raven haired man snarled.

"Allen? Is that you?" They heard Lenalee running toward the tension. "I need you here now!"

"Crap." Allen whispered, also an echo of the word came from the bag. "Coming!" He glanced one more time at Kanda before going around to meet Lenalee. Staying calm was all he could think of at the moment. "Hello everyone, How are you guys? Man I'm hungry." Allen remained calm, trying to pretend like nothing was wrong, and placed his bag on a bench.

"Allen we know you better!" Lave said, grabbing his friend buy the wrist. "We need to get you a check up to see if you're ok!"

The teen snatched his hand away. "I'm fine! See?" He spun around. "I'm fine!"

"Then what's in this bag?" Kanda said, picking up the said item up for everyone to see.

'Damn him.' Allen thought. 'He only sticks around to make my life worse. I already have my bad luck for that.' He clenched his hands. 'Why do I like this man, why?' Allen tried to take the bag from Kanda, but the Japanese man was too tall for him. "Kanda there is nothing important in the bag! Please give it back!" The teen tried once more to grab his bag, but he lost his footing and fell right on top of Kanda.

"Ow!" Allen whispered, then he turned beet red. He was on Kanda. He was parilized, he couldn't move or think.

All of the sudden voices came from the bag. "Oh my god! Take him, kiss him! Oh man, this is great!"

Then another voice. "No! Get off him now! The others will see!"

Kanda's eyes moved toward the bag, then to Allen. "Could you get off me?" He hissed.

Allen complied and reached for the bag, but Kanda grabbed it before he could and opened it.

"Man it's stuffy in there!" The two small Allen's yelled and slipped out of the bag. Then they looked around and noticed everyone around.

"Oh no." Allen said with his little ones. This is going to be a long day.

A: OH NO!!!! what's going to happen next????????? Anyway was it good????? Well remember to review, favorite, and/or alert!!!! Free cookies!!!!