Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH
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Author's Note: Hey! Well as you can see I changed the title of the story. One that I'm pretty sure all of you would much rather prefer. Who wouldn't want to be Sasuke's property. C'mon! Sign me up!! ENJOY!
Day TWO – Elevators Are Saviors
..So... Sakura had eventually managed to push her bed further away from where Naruto's was located. She had a hell of a time doing it but it was done. Although, she still found it difficult to get a wink of sleep knowing there was some.. schizophrenic boy in the same room as you.
Yet.. she had to be the lucky one. The one who had to be a roommate to a guy. Not even a date-able one at that! He was odd, a little too odd for her liking.
She pressed one pillow over her face, he was snoring. Great.. not only did she have to share a room with Naruto but.. a snoring-Naruto! Even better! She whimpered silently; 'What the hell did I do to deserve this?!'
She heard the bed creek and the sound of Naruto's deep snoring intensifying. He mumbled incoherent nothings in his subconscious state which made Sakura even more afraid. So.. being Sakura, the girl grabbed whatever was nearest to her and chucked it to where Naruto was.
A thud sounded within the room. Silence. Absolute silence. She snickered; maybe she had knocked him unconscious where he could no longer creep and annoy the living fuck out of her!
Now that the room was nice and quiet, just the way Sakura liked it to be, she contentedly turned over and fell into a peaceful sleep.
"Ahhh!! Fucking moron!"
You all should know what happened. Naruto, in all his idiocy, decided to sit and watch Sakura until she finally woke up. He said it helped to pass the time. -yeah right! All Sakura knew was that she was scared and afterwards.. just plain pissed off to the point of contemplating murder.
... -which seemed like a pretty damn good option. Eventually she punched the moron in the side of the head and flung out of bed. Her hair was hopeless, and she looked like she was dead! Not to mention.. the wonderful morning-breath. That was so delightful! -Not!
"What do you think you're doing, dumbass?!" She screeched, her face red with pure fury. Naruto rubbed at the already formed bump dumbly, "I was.. bored -damn! You hit pretty hard for a girl." He complained.
Sakura grabbed a random foreign object and threw it at Naruto. He got out of the way and barely was able to escape an enraged Sakura. As you could probably tell (especially Naruto) ..Sakura wasn't really a 'morning person'. Actually, the morning was like her sworn enemy. A nemesis to be exact.
A barely audible knock rasped at the door. Sakura sighed and answered, to her surprise, a shy-Hinata was standing there twiddling her fingers. She blushed under Sakura's intense stare.
"A.. ano... good morning, Sakura-chan. Ino-chan and I are going to be eating breakfast on the balcony, you c-come too! Okay?" She stuttered hopelessly. Sakura simply nodded and shut the door loudly.
The girl trudged to the bathroom and saw that it was a complete disaster! No doubt the cause had to be Naruto.. There was toothpaste almost everywhere! An already used towel strewn on the floor and her products scattered messily about the counter.
Pressing her fingers to her now aching temples. Sakura inhaled a deep, steady breath while gripping the edge of the sink-counter. She counted to five in her head and then looked all around her again just to make sure she wasn't going crazy.
Still.. the utter pigsty surrounding her was tormenting. She made a fist and fought with herself for control. In a situation like this, all she wanted to do was stalk Naruto down and beat him until he had to use a wheelchair for over a month!
She looked at herself in the mirror and decided to take a shower later on when the bathroom was more... tidy. She pulled her hair up into a messy-bun and brushed her teeth with what ever toothpaste was left.
Deciding not to change right away, seeing as it was only eight in the morning, Sakura headed for the main balcony and saw the two other girls chatting happily with one another. Ino patted the chair next to her as soon as Sakura was in her line of vision.
"Sakura-chan! Here, me and Hinata-chan made this omelet for you. Eat up!" The blonde encouraged energetically.
"So, how was your first night?" Hinata asked out of the blue. Sakura had a quick flashback of the previous night, this morning and then.. she shuddered... the bathroom.
"It was perfect." She said cheerfully, "If you like sleeping with your eyes open and a bat under your bed just in case." Her face grew dark.
"I can't sleep in there anymore! There has to be another room! I mean, it's a freakin' mansion for god sakes!" She took a quick bite of the cheese-omelet and smiled.
"Really good!"
Hinata smiled, "That's good, I was afraid Ino-chan would burn it." Said girl looked at her, "Hey! I'm not that bad of a cook!" Hinata waved her off and settled her gazed again to Sakura.
"Supposedly there's a new girl who came in late last night. I think here name's Karin..? I don't remember." Sakura smiled, "Maybe we should go find her and welcome her to hell." She offered with a laugh. Ino nodded, "Let's go!"
Okay, so this wasn't exactly how Sakura wanted to spend most of her morning. They, being the three girls, had gotten lost. Yes, lost. In a mansion. A very, very confusing mansion. She screamed, "Where the hell are we?!" Ino sighed, "Oh.. this just sucks!"
"Is there, like a map anywhere?" Sakura questioned with a gloomy sigh. Ino spun around on her heel, "Sakura-chan.. this is a mansion, I'm sure there aren't going to be maps posted on the-"
"Found one!" Hinata hollered loudly. Ino didn't bother finishing her sentence, she rushed forwards and shoved Hinata out of the way. "Let's see now.. Hmm. -ah! Supposedly we're now in the basement which is.. two-floors from where we originally started- what the hell? That doesn't even make sense!" Ino blabbered, the pink-haired girl peered over her small shoulder and growled.
"Well... looks like we're going to have to backtrack a lot. Does anyone remember how we ended up here? What hallways we took, what doors we went through?"
Hinata shrugged, "I got nothing. Ino-chan?" Said girl shook her head, "Sakura-chan?" And then there was a melancholy sigh. "We're going to die, aren't we?" Ino murmured. Sakura nodded, "Probably.." Hinata looked beyond the two depressed girls. Her eyes were busy staring death -in the shape of a clown- right smack in the face. She gulped and closed her eyes.
"Hinata-chan, what's up?" Sakura asked with concern at the strange behavior her friend was displaying. Hinata merely pointed a shaky finger behind them. Ino took in a deep breath and grumbled, "I'm going to regret this big time." And then the screaming began.
There was a clown. No- not just any clown! Some deformed and messed up excuse for a clown! It was the single most disturbing thing Sakura had ever laid eyes on in all her eighteen years of life. She eyed the ground for a moment and and then began sprinting the opposite way with two frightened females hot on her heels.
"Ah! -Sakura-chan wait the hell up dammit!" Screeched Hinata. She and Ino had their fingers interlocked, they were equally as scared as Sakura was. What made it worse was.. the clown stalking behind them very slowly. Oh. It knew. It fucking knew it was going to eventually catch up to them and then.. BAM! The next day, the police would find them gutted like fish!
Sakura shuddered at the mere thought. She looked at some type of door at the end of the long and narrow hallway. God! It felt like she was in some kind of horror movie! Which.. probably wasn't a good thing. Nope. Definitely not good.
Upon further inspection, Sakura figured out that it was in fact an elevator! Her savior! She picked up speed and pushed in the button about ten times in repetition. She looked behind her, Ino and Hinata already having caught up and then.. they heard the clown breaking through the first door.
She slammed her hand against the unopened doors, "Gah! Open you bastard! Op-" As soon as the doors opened even a fraction, Ino had shoved her in and then pulled in Hinata afterwards.
Hurriedly, Ino pushed in the button for the second floor and looked out at the still unmoving doors. The clown stood in the middle of the narrow hallway. Its head cocked to the side. Sakura began pushing the button again and again as soon as the clown took another step closer to them.
Very slowly.. the doors began closing but the clown was running now. They all huddled into a corner of the elevator, holding onto each other and screaming their lungs out. And then the doors shut soundly. They were slowly going up now and that was a huge relief.
Everyone let out an exasperated breath and stumbled out of the elevator as soon as it had reached the destination. Everything looked familiar now, Sakura was shaking unbelievably, "C.. can I please go to your room?" Both women nodded and they all walked into the room together. Not another sound was made. They stayed silent and forgot all about meeting Karin.
Naruto stood there like some.. pervert! He had his glass of water in one hand while the other one stayed completely clenched. There, standing across from him, were the biggest pair of boobs he had ever seen!
Although.. the girl they belonged to he could live without. But, man! Were they ever big! The girl obviously caught him staring, "Hey! Little-perv! Stop staring or I'll go over there and rearrange your face!" She threatened with a loud voice.
"Oi, dobe! Shut the hell up! I'm trying to sleep dammit!" Sasuke's annoyed voice sounded from his room. Naruto glared at the door, "Why don't you come and make me, teme?!" He chuckled to himself and only stopped when Sasuke came stalking out of his bedroom.
"What part of shut the hell up, do you not understand?" He growled fiercely, making a fist and raising it to show his seriousness.
The red-haired female stood there. Watching everything, well.. Sasuke. Her face turned slightly red and her limbs began to shake. She took a brave step forwards and before she knew it, she had him crushed against her.
"I'm Karin, what's your name?" She said in a softer tone then before. He tried prying her away from him but she was intent on staying still.
"G.. get off!" He grumbled, more annoyed than before.
She traced the outline of his jaw with the tip of her index finger. Her face grew pouty, "It's rude to not give someone your name when they ask for it." Finally managing to remove her from him, Sasuke straightened out and glared.
"Sasuke. Goodbye and stop yelling." He mumbled before taking his leave and slamming the door behind him. Naruto laughed again which made Karin angry, "What's so funny, dumbass?" He held his stomach, "Oh, Sasuke-teme definitely hates you. He doesn't like clingy-whores like you."
Karin huffed and grabbed the collar of his shirt, "Listen here! Get in my way and you'll find yourself being carried away on a stretcher!" And then she left the area, Naruto stood there laughing yet again.
He headed for his room and when he didn't see any sign of Sakura, Naruto began to search the area.
"Sakura-chan, I know you're hiding somewhere." He called, hand cupping his mouth to make his voice echo. No response. He scratched his head and looked around the room once more. The closet! He smirked deviously and slowly headed for the closet.
He gripped the small knobs and quickly pulled open the doors. He looked lazily at the seven-foot tall clown standing inside. He inhaled and shut the doors, "..fuck." And then he ran out of the room with tears stinging his eyes.
"Wah! Sasuke-teme! Teme! H-help me!" He fell flat on his face. Sasuke's head poking out of the half-opened door.
"What the hell?" He said, approaching an immobile Naruto. The male jumped up and grabbed Sasuke's arm.
"Teme! There's a fucking clown in the closet!" He announced. Sasuke rolled his onyx orbs. "You really are an idiot."
Naruto led him to his room and shoved him towards the closet. Naruto peered over Sasuke's shoulder while biting his lip and hopping up and down like he had to take a piss or something.
Sasuke opened the closet and saw.. absolutely nothing. He looked over his shoulder at an awe-stricken Naruto. His jaw looked as if it would hit the floor.
"Obviously you forgot to take your crazy-pills again." Sasuke stated with a smirk. Naruto grabbed his arm, "N.. no! I swear to- I saw it! A fucking clown! The scariest clown ever!" Sasuke pushed Naruto away from him.
"Jeez. Calm down.. you're such a pain in the ass." Sasuke rubbed his forehead and sighed, "I'll regret saying this but.. if you're so damn scared, sleep on the floor in my room."
He thought for another moment, "Yup. I definitely regret that." And then he watched Naruto grab the blankets off of his bed and rush out of the room and into Sasuke's and Shikamaru's.
"O- oi! What's Naruto doing in here?" Shikamaru half-yelled. Sasuke inhaled deeply, "Supposedly there was a clown in the room."
The other male eyed a very scared Naruto, "Really?" He nodded, "Yeah! Why would I make that shit up?"Shikamaru looked up at the ceiling for a split moment.
"Oh I don't know.. maybe 'cause you're a moron?"
Sasuke crawled into bed, "Okay, I'm going to sleep. Shut up." He flicked off the bedside lamp and pulled the covers close to him. Naruto laid sprawled on the floor and Shikamaru simply shook his head before going under his own covers.
Author's Note: Yo XD I'm still alive here! Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun with the story. Especially the random clown part which I will explain later on in the story CXX too much fun screwing with everyone. And next chapter will have some.. fluff maybe. Depending on my mood :D Eh, not much to say, i cut my leg shaving and it started gushing blood. It was actually really painful. Ah! I'm super tires so nighty-night!
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