Life The Real Sitcom: OH EM JEE

Chapter 2

BY: SakuChan5 aka L.A.

AU: Meet SakUrA kInOmOtO hahaha..............=)

Sakura's POV

My heart is beating like a wild animal's.

I feel like I'm going to die (or pass out), so I take a deep breath only to have it instantly knocked out of me.

Why?

Because he is there.

Running after me.

Calling out my name, a mock pout on his lips, as if I did this everyday.

The way he gnaws on his lower lip gives him away though.

He's worried.

Sakura Kinomoto has never run away from Syaoran Li.

She's never had reason to.

I gulp down the bile rising in my throat and do what any sane girl who'd gotten drunk at a carnival, and had a kooky old hag tell her her best friend/ mortal enemy was "THE One!!" would do.

I run to Syaoran, jump into his arms, and kiss him smack on the lips.

Normal POV

Pfft.

Puh-leez.

What do you take this for?

SOme cheesy CCS fanfic? (;P)

No. This was real life, and in real life Sakura Kinomoto didn't sexually harass helpless guys.

She flew commando style into a row of rose bushes, only to realize too late that while being pricked by a single thorn isn't all that bad, being pricked by a gazillion thorns all over hurts like a BIT**--well you get the picture. (And if you don't, bless your virgin ears. HAHAHA....).

Sakura lay there for a second, warily aware of Syaoran sprinting right past her hiding spot.

After making sure he was far enough away that she could no longer hear his feet against the gravel, she stood up to check the damage.

An involuntary gasp escaped her lips when she pulled out the first thorn. Followed by a gazillion others when she went to work on the others.

After what felt like an eternity Sakura pulled out the last thorn, did a 360 of her surroundings, and realized she was standing in Syaoran's backyard.

"HA! hahaha!!" she let out a loud laugh that scared away a nearby squirrel.

She found it insanely hilarious that while trying to avoid Syaoran she'd not only been pricked to death--well she wasn't really dead but that's what it FELT like!!--but she'd also ended up in his own backyard.

Now that she thought about it though maybe those weren't really roses?

She was feeling sleepy, and the small red spots all over her arms and exposed thighs, below her skirt, were starting to look oddly blue-ish, yellow.

'What if they were poisonous!!??' she thought wildly.

After all just last week a Tomoeda high senior had died after eating a flower that he claimed looked like a cherry!!

What if all flowers were evolving into dangerous herbs?!

"OMG I'm going to DIE!!" Sakura yelled, running around in circles until she slammed right into a wall.

CORRECTION.

A warm wall.

A warm moving wall.

Hmmm. This had possibilities. She glanced up.

"YOU."

"Eeeep!" Sakura yelped, back tracking when she realized she'd run smack into Syaoran.

"Oh hell, no" he gritted out slamming his arms on either side of her head against a tree trunk.

He looked pissed.

SO she did what anyone smart enough would do.

She ducked under his arms and made a run for it.

'Haha...sucker.' she thought smugly 'He had it coming.'

She didn't get far though before he grabbed her around the waist and they both went down.

Hard. Ouch.

Sakura screeched, and struggled when Syaoran pinned her arms to the ground and straddled her across the waist.

"Syaoran Li, you get off of me Right. This. INSTANT!!" she bellowed kicking with all of her might.

"Not until you tell me why you ran away from m--whoa whoa whoa what happened to your thighs!!?" Syaoran exclaimed, running a hand over the spots on her thighs where she'd pricked herself.

Sakura gasped and flipped Syaoran over with all of her might. She sat straddling him and breathing hard.

"Okay Kura, where is he?"

"Excuse me??"

"You know what I'm talking about. The dude you were getting busy with. Sounded pretty ero, I could hear you moaning and groaning from a block away, and then the screams......tsk tsk...."

"--Shut up." she cut him off, punching him in the shoulder.

Sakura could feel her face heating up. Had he heard all that?? She hadn't realized she'd been so loud. So that's why he'd come back.

" Is that what those are?? Hickies??"

"NO!!" Sakura yelped turning beet red when he tried to grab at her thighs again, and rolled off of him.

"Sakura Kinomoto. I didn't think you had it in you!! " Syaoran laughed crushing her in a bear hug. His shaggy locks grazing her cheeks.

The indignant, strangled sounds she made against his chest only made him laugh harder.

'He smells nice.' Sakura thought distantly. 'WHOA. Back up here. Since when does SYaoran Li smell ANYTHING?? Especially to you??'

"ENough!" she bristled pushing him off of her. "You've got it all wrong. I fell into those rose bushes right over there."

"Oh wow. Real original kura. Maybe I'd believe you if you hadn't given me the exact same excuse the last time I found you here." He gave her a meaningful look.

Shit. He was right.

Of course the last time she'd gone hiking with the new girl in school and gotten poison ivy. She hadn't wanted to freak Syaoran out so she'd lied.

Needless to say that was her first and last direct encounter with nature.

Until NOW.

'Nature thou arth my enemy' she thought bitterly, glaring at nothing in particular and shaking her fist back and forth.

"Babe, I'm not the enemy here." Syaoran laughed, giving Sakura a peck on the cheek.

"Come on." he said picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder. "Let's see what we can find to cover up those marks."

"No. NOO!! Syao put me down!! I'll go home by myself!" she hollered pounding on his back.

"And say what to your Dad?" he asked incredulous.

Point one for Syao.

Sakura's POV

"You've gotta be kidding me." I say staring at myself through a wall sized mirror in Syaoran's room.

"I think it's totally you." he says with a straight face.

I give him a mutinous glare and I can tell he's trying not to laugh.

He's wrapped me up like a mummy.

I can't see my thighs or my arms.

I glare at him some more.

"Keep doing that and your face will get stuck that way" he says circling around me.

"Bite me."

Quick as lightning he's on me.

We land on his bed and are rolling around like horny teenagers when his mom walks in on us.

"Oh my. Bad timing." She steps back out closing the door behind her.

I catch Syaoran off guard and smack him in the face with a pillow.

"Ohoho" I laugh because the pillow's exploded and theres fluff everywhere.

Syaoran blows some fluff off his nose and gives me a "Oh you've done it now" look before advancing on me.

I try to dodge but he lands on top of me anyways.

I squeal and am trying to get away from his prying hands when the door swings open again.

Syaoran trips up and falls over the side of the bed. "Shit..." I hear him mutter and try to surpress a laugh.

His mom sticks her head in again and says "Remember to use protection." before giving me a tight smile and quickly retreating.

We hear 5 familiar girls giggling on the other side of the door.

His sisters no doubt.

Syaoran groans audibly and theres more giggling before foot steps recede down the hall.

I tell Syaoran it's his fault our families think we dig each other that way and that it'd be best never to see each other again.

He reminds me that I was the one who declared we were married at a family barbecue back when we were 5 and that we'd already planned to have a dozen children when we were old enough.

Point 2 for Syao.

He climbs back onto the bed and asks me when I'd like to start our family.

He's grinning and theres a mischievious glint in his eye so I know he's just teasing.

I give him the bird, shove him off the bed and climb out through his window.

Hey guys. This chappie sort of JUST happened. LOL...I don't know..what do you guys think?? r and r and tell me if you liked it or not. The plot will develop over the next few chapters. Thanks for reading!! Sorry for any typos.!!