A/N: Hi everybody! Here's another chapter of this Kurtbastian story! Hope you like it!
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Sebastian
Kurt
Chapter 2
(14th October 2012)
(04:03 pm)
It's so weird you haven't bothered me for three days.
(04:05 pm)
My life doesn't revolve around you.
(04:07 pm)
Oh really? I knew mine revolved around you in fact.
(04:10 pm)
Can't you see? I've got a round ball that rolls around me.
(04:12 pm)
That's not funny, not at all.
(04:15 pm)
You're such a sad person.
(04:17 pm)
I'd know how to have fun if only I had the time.
(04:21 pm)
What are you doing? Manicure?
(04:24 pm)
I have a job. You know something about it?
(04:26 pm)
No college?
(04:27 pm)
I'll apply next year. I want to try and get into NYADA.
(04:29 pm)
If you didn't get in already, that means that they are too blind to see what real talent is. Don't go back in there.
(04:31 pm)
What do you know?
(04:33 pm)
I've heard you sing, Casper. You're not that bad. You'd be wasted in a college full of people with pull.
(04:36 pm)
A compliment. You've just given me a compliment. Is this true? Am I dreaming?
(04:38 pm)
Take it for whatever you want to take it for.
(04:40 pm)
I'm hopping around the room.
(04:43 pm)
I'm enjoying my new apartment.
(04:48 pm)
You've really moved here in New York, haven't you?
(04:55 pm)
I've never said where I was moving to or if I was moving indeed.
(05:01 pm)
Honestly, it was pretty obvious from that 'you'll understand'.
(05:04 pm)
You spoil all my surprises.
(05:06 pm)
What sort of apartment did you get?
(05:10 pm)
Nope, I won't tell.
(05:13 pm)
Sebastian.
(05:15 pm)
Kurt.
(05:20 pm)
I refuse to play it as if we were two kids. 'Sebastian' 'Kurt' 'Sebastian', are we 5?
(05:23 pm)
Let's go back to being kids. You know how nice it is? Playing statues, then hide and seek. We can hide in a room and while we wait, we can see who's bigger. Even kids do stuff like that.
(05:24 pm)
You're gross.
(05:26 pm)
You're right. You were the one playing with tea sets, adorable.
(05:30 pm)
Don't use that word please.
(05:34 pm)
Did your Blainey use it? Is this what it's all about?
(05:40 pm)
Is it so hard for you not to mention Blaine? Quit it, jeez. You're annoying.
(05:42 pm)
Ok, screw Blaine. I don't even know who this guy is.
(05:45 pm)
Thank you.
(05:46 pm)
You're welcome, Casper.
(05:50 pm)
Are you ever going to stop calling me that?
(05:53 pm)
I won't.
(05:56 pm)
Great. Now my life is complete, totally.
(06:00 pm)
I love your sarcasm.
(15th October)
(01:02 am)
Have you ever thought about a world full of Sebastian Smythe?
(01:05 am)
How can you think of these things at night?
(01:10 am)
I get bored at this time.
(01:11 am)
Sleep Sebastian.
(01:14 am)
I can't. I'm imagining a world full of Sebastians.
(01:24 am)
It would be a horrible world. Now go to sleep.
(01:26 am)
Why would I do that? The night is still young.
(01:38 am)
It's just the stupid things people say to have an excuse to the fact that they stay out all night. It's not young. Night goes quickly, so fast you can't notice. Don't waste precious hours of sleep because you think it's young, before you know it, it's already eight in the morning you'll have to wake up to go to school or work and you're fucked because you're dying to sleep.
(01:42 am)
I'd want to hate you, but it's totally right. We'll catch up. And don't think too much, it's not good for you. Dream of me, gay face.
(01:43 am)
I will dream that I'm strangling you, maybe I'll feel better.
(01:45 am)
If you settle for so little.
(12:01 pm)
You can tell it's going to be a good day from the morning.
(12:13 pm)
You should just fuck off.
(12:16 pm)
Oh, you're in a good mood this morning.
(12:21 pm)
You just woke me up. What did you expect?
(12:23 pm)
Sebastian, if you don't turn off your phone at night, it's not my problem.
(12:26 pm)
Don't text me early in the morning.
(12:30 pm)
It's half past 12.
(12:43 pm)
And you think this is a normal time to wake people up? See you again at five in the afternoon.
(12:45 pm)
You're impossible.
(05:13 pm)
This is the right time to wake up.
(05:20 pm)
There are people who are cooking dinner and you're ready to get breakfast on. I don't understand why I still wonder about these things. I probably always forget who I'm talking to.
(05:24 pm)
I would use a few sweet words, but then I'm afraid to remind you of someone and I don't have nice words to offer to you btw, so I'll have my coffee, getting ready to go out and get me some guy who I'm going to kick out tomorrow! Bye, Kurt.
(05:30 pm)
Tact, Sebastian. Learn how to use it, it helps.
(16th October)
(03:05 am)
Do you think I'm too much of a bitch to people?
(03:10 am)
Do I need to answer truthfully?
(03:13 am)
Yes, Kurt, I need you to understand thatthatthat, did you know that I love saying that?
(03:15 am)
I know the symptoms of drunk. And you are completely drunk, darling.
(03:24 am)
Yup, but Kurt I like uuuu, so much!
(03:30 am)
This is such a bad sign. I'm afraid to say that drunken people tell the truth, because I swear I'm going to kill myself if what you're telling me is true.
(03:34 am)
You're, like, a small grub. I wanna push you against the wall and kiss you hard. I bet you have soft lips.
(03:43 am)
You shift from pervert Sebastian to sweet Sebastian? Alcohol really has a thing on you.
(03:55)
I think I'm going to throw up ...
(04:00)
When you'll be sober tomorrow, you can tell me about your nasty dreams on me and the wall. Pull yourself together!
(04:22 pm)
I think tonight someone has got carried away.
(06:00 pm)
Forget what I said, when I'm drunk, I don't even think.
(06:20 pm)
You're kidding right? It was hilarious.
(06:23 pm)
I can't believe I did that with you. Where has my dignity gone?
(06:25 pm)
Take it easy. Sooner or later these things happen to everyone. Except for me, of course. I'm not that stupid.
(06:30 pm)
If you bring this up to me, I swear I will end you.
(06:32 pm)
How could you make me pay for that?
(06:35 pm)
You don't know the power in my hands.
(06:42 pm)
I'm sure you'll use it wisely. You have the most obtuse brain of a goldfish and a hamster put together.
(06:45 pm)
Don't push it, Kate.
(06:48 pm)
By now your insults can't even touch me.
(06:50 pm)
You've started a battle.
(06:54 pm)
It doesn't scare me at all.
(07:00 pm)
Good.
(07:01 pm)
Good.
(18th October)
(08:32 pm)
I'm sure you had something to do with all that happened to me today.
(08:34 pm)
I haven't the slightest idea of what you're talking about.
(08:37 pm)
Stop being dumb. Who else would send me into a chocolate shop and make me gain 3 pounds? Only Mr. I have to let it get my pay-back could. What a great way to get it.
(08:40 pm)
You could have left the shop.
(08:45 pm)
I tried. That salesman said that – and I quote - 'after you've got it, you can't go out without buying at least something.' My belly is bursting and my pants ...
(08:45 pm)
My babies :(.
(08:47 pm)
The best money I've ever spent.
(08:48 pm)
Excuse me?
(08:50 pm)
I'll show you how it happened.
(08:53 pm)
By now you've realized that I'm stalking you so there is no need to point it out again.
(08:55 pm)
Stalker.
(09:09 pm)
Other than that, I knew that you had to meet up with this guy - great choice anyway -, of course hotness in the flesh *I mean me* knew him and asked him a little favor in exchange for something else, you don't even want to know what.
(09:14 pm)
So, I told him to give you the wrong address of the place where you had to meet him and look, what did you get instead?
(09:16 pm)
I've never hated a person so much. And it's weird, since I see the good in everyone, but I can't save anything about you.
(09:17 pm)
Tell me I'm a genius.
(09:08 pm)
Not even under torture. But maybe I should thank you, that guy was starting to get tiring: thanks for setting me free, but I always hate you for what happened to my pants.
(09:22 pm)
No. Wait a minute. You've still got something in return. I've failed.
(09:23 pm)
Don't be angry with yourself. It's always like this: the bad guy never wins.
(19th October)
(10:01 am am)
I didn't think you had any feelings.
(10:03 am)
I'm not a robot.
(10:05 am)
Yes, but, you got offended by such silly thing.
(10:07 am am)
I wasn't offended at all.
(10:10 am)
Sebastian, you didn't text me back after that.
(10:13 am)
Maybe I've got better things to do than waste my time on a gay face like you?
(10:15 am)
You're just disappointed that you failed. And I can't really say failed: I'm 3 pounds fatter. 3 pounds jeez.
(10:18 am)
You won't get it. I've never lost anything, the very fact that I have taken the guy away from you when that's what you wanted depresses me.
(10:21 am)
I almost believed it.
(10:22 am)
By not believing you're hurting my feelings even more.
(10:25 am)
The falsest thing you could say. You'll never have a future as an actor.
(10:27 am)
Fuck. I've said that you're not funny, you had to keep the game on.
(10:30 am)
I'm not enjoying this game at all.
(10:32 am)
Boooring.
(10:34 am)
You owe me a pair of pants.
(10:36 am)
Yes, but I get to choose them. May all the saints above be prayed to make sure that those goose pants get destroyed.
(10:38 am)
They're high fashion pants. It's not goose, it's a very famous orange.
(10:40 am)
Please. Even an blind grannie would refuse to wear such a thing. It's an insult to the best of high fashion clothes.
(10:43 am)
What do you know about fashion?
(10:45 am)
My mom is totally obsessed with this stuff. If she knew you, you would become besties for life.
(10:48 am)
Sounds interesting.
(10:55 am)
Have you heard from Blaine?
(10:57 am)
What do you care? We were talking about fashion.
(10:59 am)
You didn't say if you sent that text yesterday. I'm curious to know if he cancelled you.
(11:03 am)
Cancelled? What way of saying is that supposed to be?
(11:05 am)
Don't change the topic, Kurtie.
(11:07 am)
You've changed it too.
(11:10 am)
You keep on skipping the question.
(11:13 am)
No, I haven't. Are you happy now?
(11:15 am)
Like a kid at Christmas.
(11:18 am)
How come you're in New York, Sebastian? To ruin my life? Wasn't it enough for you to do it once?
(11:20 am)
I'm obsessed with you, Kurt. You're my favorite quality of heroin.
(11:24 am)
That sucks. Have you seen Twilight?
(11:26 am)
From this question, it seems that you've done as well.
(11:30 am)
We've changed the topic again.
(11:33 am)
Maybe because it's the right thing to do.
(11:35 am)
Will you tell me, sooner or later, why you're here in New York?
(11:37 am)
Yep, sooner or later.