Comment from Harmony:
Harmony narrowed her eyes, she didn't like that demon's smug look, or his tone, and who did he think he was anyway? What was he, the godfather or something? Only that was giving him too much credit, I mean god, couldn't he at least bathe or something? She scrunched her nose, as they walked past some other tragic looking creatures to their room.
Jumping as the door slammed behind them, turning back to it and pulling on the handle, banging her fist against it as the click of the lock echoed throughout the room, bowing her head as she placed her hands flat against the door, her eyes widening at the demons words, she took a step back as if the door had stung her. She was trapped. God she couldn't breathe. She shook her head, no. She didn't breathe. But regardless the hyperventalation set in.
"Harmony what does consummate mean?"
She snapped round to face him, he was so sincere...so innocent. Mostly he was the closest thing she'd had to a real best friend and...he was a virgin. Harmony cleared her throat, shaking her head a little and then led Andrew over to the bed sitting him down, Harmony staying on her feet, pacing a little, slowly clapping her hands together twice, clasping them before pushing them apart, crossing and uncrossing her arms over her chest, before sitting down next to him.
"Andrew...Andybear...when a man and a woman..." she shook her head, smiling before choosing another course, "Have you..." she got back up, pacing once more, she actually felt nervous, what the hell was wrong with her? Oh god she was Mrs Andrew Wells. She was married to Andrew. She looked back up at him he looked so adorable with that confused look on his face, ok kind of weird...but still adorable, "It means sex Andrew. We're supposed to have sex now."
"You do know about sex, right?"
Comment from Andrew:
Andrew waited for her response as she sat next to him. From the look on her face he had a feeling that this was not something he could compare to one of his favorite television shows or movies. She almost seemed nervous which in turn made Andrew feel nervous. As she crossed and uncrossed her arms her bare skin brushed against his arm, which made his stomach tighten in a familiar way.
The same way he felt when he first saw Princess Leia in the gold bikini.
He could not understand why his fingers began to tremble and his nervousness worked its way out of his stomach and into his body.
"Andrew...Andybear...when a man and a woman..."
"Go on," Andrew said feeling his body tense.
"Have you..."
"Have I what?" Andrew asked.
"It means sex Andrew. We're supposed to have sex now."
Andrew blinked.
"You do know about sex, right?"
"Of course," he scoffed melodramatic, "I mean I have sex all the time," Andrew suddenly stood up and walked across the room yanking on the door handle but all he got was a great big shock which propelled his body across the room. With no way to break his fall he ended up hitting Harmony with his arm. Both the vampire and the geek tumbled a little but both turned out to be okay.
"Oppsie! I am so sorry. I know what sex is I have had it, just uh only in my mind?" Andrew shrugged, "I mean I have seen Spike and Anya, Spike is so cool, on video but wait a minute," Andrews stomach tightened once more.
"You mean you and I," His breathing became ragged, "are supposed to," he started to hyperventilate," have sex."
Andrew blinked once before slumping to the floor in a dead faint.
Comment from Harmony:
Harmony knew this was going to be somewhat of a delicate matter, she could already see him getting all twitchy, and could practically feel him seize up as her arm brushed against his, and she couldn't help but think, God, if this is how he reacts over an arm, how are we ever gonna get out of here? I've never had sex with a virgin before...what if he can't..?
"Of course, I mean I have sex all the time,"
She had almost said You do?, but she shook her head, duh he was lying, she already knew that, or well maybe not lying, lying, he was just nervous, and probably kind of scared, Harmony blinked as she looked up, Andrew flying towards her, the door projecting him across the room, the two falling to the floor, Harmony getting back up on her feet before he did.
"Oppsie! I am so sorry. I know what sex is I have had it, just uh only in my mind?"
"Andybear...Andrew, it's ok..."
"I mean I have seen Spike and Anya, Spike is so cool, on video but wait a minute...You mean you and I,"
"Andrew..."
"are supposed to,"
Harmony cringed...
"have sex."
And was overcome by a slight pang of hurt, was it really such an awful idea of him having sex with her? It wasn't cause of her was it? But coming to her senses she decided that was ridiculous, hello she was freaking hot! No it was the virgin thing. Plus well ok it was no secret he was a comic book nerd, albeit a cute one. But it was obvious that if they were going to get out of this stupid room she was going to have to take charge.
Taking Andrew's arm she pulled him up to his feet, "Sit," she said softly, leading him back to the bed, "Ok breathe, I mean Andrew you knew this day would come at some point right? I mean well you probably didn't think it would be me cause well," she indicated to herself, as well...it was very self explainitory, "And well I don't know about you but I want to get the hell out of here, and the sooner the better right?"
Andrew remained silent, he looked kind of queasy, and he looked away when their eyes met, she took his hand pulling him back onto his feet, her body pressing against his as she let her fingers run through his hair, "Come on Andybear...undress me," she said in a pouty, teasing manner.
Comment from Andrew:
"Ok breathe, I mean Andrew you knew this day would come at some point right? I mean well you probably didn't think it would be me cause well, And well I don't know about you but I want to get the hell out of here, and the sooner the better right?"
Andrew allowed Harmony to lead him towards the bed and took her advice, he needed to calm down. How could he explain why he was so nervous? She would laugh at him, just like everybody else did. He thought she was beautiful, but he was inexperienced and how was he going to pull this off?
"Come on Andybear...undress me,"
Her touch made him jump, it warmed his body and sent chills down his spine. Her playful manner relaxed him, come on its Harmony he tried to tell himself but her look was anything but playful. He swallowed hard.
"Harmony you have no idea how many times I laid awake a night staring at the ceiling wish this would happen but to be honest, I don't know what to do. I'm not this Sauvé guy I pretend to be," Andrew turned his face, pausing for a moment as her fingers brushed through his hair and it was that moment he realized she felt the same for him that he felt for her.
At least he thought so. He never knew who started it first, how it happened, but the next thing he knew his warm lips pressed against her cold ones and instinct took over. It was not about know the right moves but being with the right person. Although still shy he lifted one hand, placing it on the back of her neck, intertwining it in her golden hair and pulled her close. Gently he laid her back on the bed, pulling apart once to look into her eyes before kissing her once more. IN his kiss he let her know everything he felt for her.
he didn't care if she was a vampire, of if this was simply a way for the demons not to kill him, from this point on Andrew prepared to become a man. Hopefully he would not disappoint her.
Comment from Harmony:
She couldn't help but giggle a little when he jumped, but she smiled encouragingly, her feelings shifting, and she was a little taken aback at just how much she actually wanted him to obey her, though her lust filled eyes never betrayed her...it wasn't that bad right? Cause he was cute and stuff...and there had to be something there if she agreed to marry him, didn't there?
"Harmony you have no idea how many times I laid awake at night staring at the ceiling, wishing this would happen, but to be honest, I don't know what to do. I'm not this Sauvé guy I pretend to be,"
She just continued to smile, her fingers weaving through his hair, she liked his hair, it was cute, "Shh," she brought one hand down to his cheek and then moved her index finger to his lips, pulling it away slowly before kissing him, which was something that surprisingly wasn't that bad, kissing Andrew, well once he got over the intial shock. Talking was not something they should be doing now, besides there really wasn't much to say.
The giggles taking over once more when Andrew got bold with the movements, pulling her close, but it was a good giggle, not an oh my god you have no idea what you're doing giggle, and she was hoping Andrew could differentiate, her smile not fading as he laid her down, he almost seemed different somehow, her eyes locked with his, a moan escaping her lips as he kissed her once more, this one even better than the last.
If someone had asked Harmony that morning or hell even when Andrew had walked through the doors that evening if she would ever have sex with Andrew she would have laughed til she cried, and even then she might have laughed just a little longer...and maybe she was only doing it to save her own ass and so that she could get out of this hell hole...but there was no one to put a show on for anymore...no need to uphold false reputations. He was her Andybear. And he was now her husband...
They were so having the fairytale wedding when they got home.
Harmony pulled Andrew down on top of her kissing him with an urgency this time, she pushed him onto his back and then climbed on top, straddling him, pulling her shirt off over her head and tossing it aside, she leant down kissing him, smiling as he fumbled with the clasp of her bra, she sat back up, pulling him up by the t-shirt, slipping his jacket down his shoulders, and then pulling off his t-shirt, pushing him back down before unhooking her bra herself, taking it off slowly.
Feeling Andrew's heart practically skip a beat, moving her hands up over his warm chest, feeling the blood pumping through his veins, shaking her head and biting her lip to stop the demon from surfacing, knowing it still scared him.
Comment from Andrew:
Andrew felt more nervous by the second. Nothing he ever done could compare to what he was doing now. All those jokes about the iannoying virgin/i came back to him. He never thought he was annoying but he knew he was a virgin. The only woman who kissed him was his mother and that was when he was a baby.
It didn't' count.
He felt himself sink into her, feel her, caress her but he also felt like a part of him was on the outside looking in. Was this really him? Was he really going to do this? This was not a joke anymore, this was real and now they were man and wife.
He almost started having palpitations again but then he felt her hands on him and once more he allowed himself to relax. As the time passed he began to realize what the big fuss was about.
THIS IS COOL! he practically screamed in his mind.
They rolled on the bed, he fumbled with her bra, he never understood them. But then she took matters into her own hands and his eyes widened at the sight of her creamy white flesh. He gasped, words stuck on his tongue by her beauty.
Suddenly I see...
Words of their favorite song flashed in his mind.
She's a beautiful girl, She's a beautiful girl...
They say the first time was special and for Andrew he would never forget this night. Lips pressed together he gingerly touched her skin with the tips of his fingers in awe, allowing her to take complete control of the situation.
He was in love with her, a love that transcended beyond his Gold Bikini obsession. Andrew let his hands trail down towards her skirt lifting it up only to hesitate. Wasn't this what he was supposed to do? As Harmony unbuttoned his pants he realized he was more than ready to take the plunge. Would she notice how ready he was?