I dont know what's going on in ths story, the things just happen. As you can see, the story has something underneath it, and it will be going towards something else, it uses the basics of both stories and i try to blend them so you see what is happening. No clue what i just typed here.
I OWN NOTHING
"Darn-it! I wanted the Tin-can to go for the brat! Wonder if that Tin-can even knows that the only upgrade doctor evil gave her was nanites."
"What are you talking about Vegeta?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
"nothing that concerns you."
"Actually everything you know concerns me, now. Tell Me OR ELSE." Bulma said stressing out the last word.
Vegeta knew what THAT threat meant. "Hey! Don't act like I'm the horny dog here! I just want to sleep, but you go and do all those… things with your mouth…" Vegeta started to drool slightly at the end of the sentence.
"LALALALALALALALALA! I didn't hear that! LALALALALALA!" Gohan said as he walked past them, fingers in his ears blushing a deep red.
Vegeta barked out a laugh. "Well like I said, the androids are only enhanced with nanites. The nanites absorb energy from the temperature difference. As long as there is a temperature above absolute zero, they will have unlimited energy."
"But that means, anybody could become as strong as they are. Let me guess, these nanites are responsible for reparation of cellular and tissue damage?"
"Yes, in effect they have eternal youth. Unlike saiyans who have that naturally."
Commander John Shepherd was a bit freaked out at the way the guy drooled with those glassy look in his eyes. 'A woman able to control a man with only a few actions… more dangerous than the reapers…' he sighed. 'Sometimes I wish I was a woman just so I could use the advantage of beauty and the curves to have men follow me around like puppies so that I could get things…' John shook his head, then noticed the woman and James in a staring contest, deciding to get them out of the contest he went over.
"And the medal goes to the woman in the black shirt!" exclaimed John, but the two barely paid him any attention. He waved his hand in front of their faces. "Helllooo? I am here to reposes your brains and feed them to my hippogriff…?"
After more minutes he sighed. Then suddenly he got a devious smirk on his face. "IF you two don't stop that right now, I'll take off all your clothes and dump you on each other." Snapping the scissors he had in his artillery belt for emphasis.
"Get near my shirt and I'll turn that face of yours into ground beef and feed it to the kid's pet dragon." 18 growled, mentioning to Gohan at the end.
Both men stepped back in fear of the woman in front of them. Sure, messing with Jack is something to consider an achievement, but something told Shepherd that messing with Jack doesn't hold a candle to this woman. 'I'll turn your face into ground beef and feed it to the kid's pet dragon… Wait, pet Dragon?'
"Pet dragon?" Shepherd asked dumbfounded
"Yah, his name is Icarus, Royal Purple Lightning Dragon." Gohan boasted.
"Why'd I have to be born on this Earth? Their one sounds so much more interesting…" James muttered under his breath.
"It's not as good as it sounds. Vegeta blew up 2 planets that I know of, Gohan's mentor blew up the moon, Gohan himself sent a blast of energy out into orbit that took out our Mars. There's also the fact that somebody came from the future to kill me and my twin brother. Then there is also the time his father fought the guy who destroyed planets for fun on a dying planet about to explode. The time they had to revive 39% of the planets population, and the thing were the Legendary Super Saiyan destroyed another planet." 18 informed James
'She talks as if destroying 7 planets are nothing to them… What the hell are these people?' asked John to himself. He was about to ask some more questions when a voice rang out from nowhere. It sounded very nasal and like some weird comedian he knew.
"Gohan? Do you hear me?"
"Yes King Kia, what's up?"
"Well, the Grand Kai told me where you were and what you are up to. He told me to tell you guys to just kill all the Reapers and get it done with. Apparently West Kia is getting sick of all the Krogan going to his side of Heaven."
"King Kai, tell me. Why do you care about this so much?" Vegeta asked.
"We can't interfere with the mortal's world, and we fear that there will be another mass extinction like the previous time. However, you two are more than qualified to deal with this threat. Also you four are charged with the safety of Your galaxy and this one. As a gift of good will, eternal youth has been bestowed on you four to deal with the problems of the two galaxies. In essence you're going to be doing your godly training."
"King Kia, I'm sorry to interrupt this, but what about me? I mean I am honoured to be considered part of this group, but why me?" Bulma inquired
"Ah, I have been waiting for that question. Bulma, you see there are battles that need to be fought with intelligence and creativity. I have no doubt 18 and Gohan can be effective there, but you are the most intelligent person there."The Kia sighed. "This is the first time in 2 millennia that new Gods have been assigned to watch the living. The old gods were killed in a war against the darkest beings in the Universe, and the Reapers were corrupted by them in order to complete their goal of total control.
"These beings sought after souls, consuming it in order to grow more powerful. In their first attempt, the Gods used their own lives to seal these creatures into a dimension known as the Dead Zone. Gohan, is the second person alive to be able to open a path into the zone without getting killed himself. Also he's the as of last month the most powerful being in the universe, so if the Grimm's should be released from their prison, you are the only hopes of the universe."
"I knew you had a hidden agenda to this whole thing Kia. Now, then, I think three of us have a bunch of soul suckers to kill." Vegeta commented
During the whole conversation, he had been listening and absorbing everything he heard. He had made a few very important discoveries. 'One, the kid was the most powerful in the universe and he also had the ability to open a portal to the dead zone. Two, they were being given the gift of eternal youth. Three, they were now officially Gods. Four, 18 and James had a thing going on. Five, the reapers were corrupted and steal souls to feed to these Grimm creatures. Six, the Galaxy's Problem had just been solved.'
'I just met the women of my dreams only to have her taken away from me the second I take my eyes off of her. Bastard, he's bloody timing is a few months off!' James thought darkly.
'I might have changed, but I still want to give this guy a chance. The dragon can always make it possible for us if we ask.' 18 thought to herself.
They were all interrupted by Gohan and Vegeta arguing.
"You can't even say the word brat!"
"I can say it!"
"Then say it!"
"NO, it's inappropriate!"
"Don't lie to me! We all know you blush and giggle whenever you have to say those words!"
"I didn't blush and giggle! I chocked on a midget!"
"Then say the god damn words!"
"You're only damning yourself!"
"Don't try to change the subject!"
"FINE!"
"Say it!"
Bulma and 18 looked at the two, they both knew they had started to fight about maturity again. The thing Gohan had against him was the fact that he still had problems saying certain words without squirming. It was normal for kids to not be able to say those words normally until about 14, and then they would come around and just say it.
"What are they arguing about?" asked Vega
"Who is more immature." 18 said offhandedly, which got a "HEY" from the two people arguing.
"They're both acting a bit immature!" he said receiving a growl from them.
"PENIS! VIGINA! TESTICLES! CONDOM! TEMPON! PADS!" Gohan shouted for the world to hear.
18 sighed and flew out of the ship, towards the nearest group of reapers. It wasn't really that hard to spot them, as they were the only things that were shooting at her. She started to pick them off by shooting them with energy blasts, but then when she got bored of that, she flew down and used her martial arts skills to kill them, each of the reapers going down in a single hit. After 30 minutes, Vegeta and Gohan joined her, and together they cleaned the entire city of reapers in no less than 2 hours.
The cities that followed, Gohan had decided to use the multi form technique, splitting himself into 4 more people, the 4 extra hand helped cleans cities at a much faster rate. This resulted in taking out every reaper in America in 16 hours, the rest of the planet had added to another 24 hours as Vegeta had learned the multi-form from Gohan and split himself into 5 and sped the process up even more.
After the 2 day's spent cleaning the planet they cleaned the reapers out in the planets orbit. Contrary to popular believe Saiyans could breathe in space, as their bodies adapt to the oxygen free zone by using from their energy supply to synthesize oxygen to breath. The evolutionary trait shared only by the Acrosains which was the same race Frieza was from. 18 being an android didn't need to breath and just did what she needed to do and killed the reapers that were around the planet.
James Vega had been watching from the camera that was in the armour they had given the three of them, during one stage the cameras increased from 3 to 7 then on a later stage to 11. But all the cameras had one thing in common, reapers dying by the second. He was amazed to see how fast there 3 or now 11 were killing the reapers, and it had only taken them 2 day's to clean the planet and they had moved into space. He was concerned about their life support systems, but then discovered later on that they were all able to breathe in space and survive there for as long as they have energy.
There were a few people working in the lab, trying to decipher the DNA of the species they had been given. Liara, Bulma and Miranda who John had fetched along with her sister, were busy. Miranda was astonished to find that both Galaxies Humans had exactly the same DNA sequence.
"So far, we know that both Human species are exactly the same genetically." Miranda commented
"Well, I also have the evidence that this galaxy also only has a 0.12% spread of the ZE2 gene and a 8.5% of the ZE1 gene." Bulma announced.
"What does that gene do?" the rest of them asked as they looked up.
"The ZE1-gene allows the carrier to open a whole into the Dead Zone or other Zone dimensions. They would struggle to open the whole back up from the other side unless they get a large power boost. There is also the problem that a whole is just like a black whole, it sucks in everything around it.
"The ZE2B-gene is more complex than the ZE1A-gene. The ZE2B-gene allows the carrier to open rifts, which are stable doorways between two points, whether it is between dimensions, universes or time streams it does not matter. It also creates an energy well effect that gives the carrier a hidden power so to speak."
"That's a very rare and intriguing gene. So how do you know what it does?" asked Liara
"Gohan has the Gene."
"Amazing! Wait, I wanted to ask, what gene sequence is this?" asked Miranda
"That's the X2LSS gene."
"Hm?"
"It's a super gene."
"What? What does it do?"
"The general XSS, X2LSS and the X3LSS genes are all super genes responsible for the Super Saiyan transformation. The difference between them is the multiply factors."
"What do you mean?" Miranda said looking at Bulma.
"The XSS gene is the normal gene, it increases the persons Ki by 50x at the first transformation then 10x for every transformation thereafter. The transformations have a snowball effect meaning it takes whatever the last one leaves. Like your Ki might be 10 at normal, but if you transform it would be 500 and if you go further it would be 5000. That's how it works
"The X2LSS works by increasing the base by 200x then 100x followed by 50x for each level. The gene is recessive and causes stillborn in most cases, so it is highly unlikely to find somebody with that gene.
"Gohan has a mutated version of both those two called the X3LSS, the gene that mutated thanks to his combination of Human and Saiyan DNA. It has the transformation sequences of both genes, the XSS being stacked by the X2LSS."
Bulma sighed before she continued. "The X3LSS-gene is on the opposite side of the ZE2B-gene, a very rare combination. The last person had the X2LSS-gene and the ZE1A-gene on opposite sides, and he had gone insane with power.
"The combination had supressed every emotion except anger which was also enhanced. Gohan however has the more complex versions of both those genes, which heightens emotion and intelligence as well as alters the carrier's ability to gain power. The combination when it is completely active gives unlimited energy to the carrier."
Liara sat down to process everything she had just learnt. The little boy that was saving their galaxy carried two of the rarest genes in the known universe and add to the fact that he's been blessed with eternal youth meant the boy was in for a nasty surprise later in life.
"My problem with the Saiyans is the fact that they have photographic memory and the ability to mimic almost any attack they see." Bulma told Miranda.
"What can they all mimic?"
"Everything. I've seen Goku learn a phase technique that allowed him to walk thru solid objects. Goku also learnt a technique to travel at the speed of light from one place to another. Gohan on the other hand could open and close rifts, destroy Dead Zone wholes and shift reality." She then shook her head to rid herself from the horrible story Trunks told her of Brolly "The legendary super saiyan shifter all of reality when he transformed."
"These saiyans are… are I don't know how to say it…"
"The perfect race, it doesn't matter if there is three left. If a saiyan has children with another being, it will only take the best traits from the being and keep the baby a pure blood saiyan. That means, my descendants will all be Saiyans."
"The only word that fits their race is monster."
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