Hey again.
So I got the first question from JigokuTsuki-TsukI-chan. She asks:
Hi Kyle I'm a big fan of you and please don't get mad of what I want to ask you but: If you were gay with which one of the guys you would like to be? Just curiosity
Salutations form Mexico :)
Well, first of all, I am not gay, whatever Cartman says, I know he calls me a fag all the time.
But if I was I'd probably be with Stan, he's the most, ehh, let's say, normal of the guys.
Or maybe with Kenny, he's okay, too, but he's too much of a pervert, in my opinion. I don't even wanna think about what he'd do if he was my boyfriend...
Probably I wouldn't be with Butters, because he's kind of childish and girly, and gets grounded all the time. And he also sucked Cartman's dick, and I wouldn't like to kiss those lips.
I'd definitely NOT go out with Cartman, not even if he was the only living person in the whole world besides me! I mean, I hate him, and he's constantly making fun of me for being Jewish. All he wants is to degrade me, or make me embarrass myself, like the time he wanted me to suck his balls. Probably he'd have uploaded the video to Eavesdropper or some other internet platform, where everyone could have watched it.
Okay, I can't even think about that without getting sick.
So, yeah, I'd probably go with Stan. He's my super-best friend after all.
I gotta go now, my dad just got home from work, and he shouldn't see me using mom's computer. He probably thinks I'm in bed already…
Good night, and keep asking questions.
-KB-