Love Hina Part 2
[Keitaro enters Tokyo University]
Keitaro: Wow! Such a big school very well presented. I wonder who wrote this letter though
(Looks at letter)- I'm surprised anybody even knows me!
[Marching band marching through the corridor singing]
Band: Cheesy chicken pasta, cheesy chicken pasta. Cheesy chicken pasta, cheesy chicken pasta. Cheesy-cheeseey chicken pasta, nommy nom delicious!..
Keitaro: Is that song not supposed to be the start of school rumble?
Naru: Yes it is they done a remix, catching on? Now I think about it I'm starving I could eat a tortoise right now!
Keitaro: That's terrible!
Naru: Actually there delicious there so squidgy I eat them with my sister, Su! (squishes rubber)
(Keitaro is confused and walks away)
[In class]
Miss Wart: Right! We're doing a test to see if you're eligible to fit into Tokyo University. Get prepared because there's going to be A LOT of writing!
Keitaro: Miss have you got a feather duster, just my desk is a bit dusty..
[Su skips into class skipping on tables]
Su: I came prepared Keitaro just for you, now what feather do you want? There's
Robin feather
Duck feather
Eagle feather
Hawk feather
Crow feather
Pigeon feather
Peacock feather
Chicken feather
Mocking feather
Turkey feather-
Keitaro: Fluffy feather duster. And are you the one that wrote this note to me?
Su: No I didn't write that at all, that doesn't even look like my writing.
Miss Wart: Keitaro! Out of this building immediately, You're disqualified and not taking this test!
Su: Common Keitaro lets go, now hold on tight my farts are loud and blows the place down!
(Su farts and travels home with Keitaro)
Huruka: So keitaro how did it go?
[Keitaros face is gobsmacked]
Huruka: Keitaro?
Su: He's been like this since School; he got disqualified for taking part in the test.
Huruka: Oh my goodness! Aw'k well I don't care a bit, all I care about is if he makes me fancy-tuna with a side of commoners coffee.
[Next day]
Motoko: Kitsune! Where's my sword?
Kitsune: I don't know but I know what
Su + Kitsune: It's time for professor Layton!
Motoko: Oh no not this again….
Su: What's wrong Motoko?
Motoko: You guys aren't wearing your Halloween suits again, Su being Luke and Kitsune being Hershal.
Kitsune: No no no dear, we're talking about the Nintendo game. But now I think about it…
[Kitsune and Su dress as Luke and Hershal from Professor Layton]
Kitsune: Now what's our puzzle today Su?
Su: We're off to find a missing sword, aren't we Motoko?
[Motoko left the room]
Su: wasn't she here a minute ago…?
[Keitaros room]
Keitaro: I wonder who wrote this letter is from…Because of them I didn't get into Tokyo University, wondering about them.
[Ceiling cracks open]
Keitaro: what's tha-!
[Plastic balls flying through]
Keitaro: Ahhhhhhh! Death has flashed before my eyes! Save me!
Naru: Weee! Wait where am I?
Keitaro: In my room, now help me out
Naru: Are you the one that burst my bouncy castle, because I was having fun with my bouncy castle and my balls inside of it. Yoooou!
[Naru punches Keitaro]
Huruka: What was that?
Motoko: It's probably Naru punching Keitaro across the street.
Huruka: You're probably right.
[Sips Coffee]
Su: Where could the sword be, in here?
[Su looks threw Motokos drawer]
Su: Kitsune why does Motoko keep a lot of sling shots in her drawer with her socks and pants?
Kitsune: There not sling shots, there bras...
[Su runs down stairs to Motoko]
Su: Motoko I found your bra when I was out looking for your sword.
Motoko: You idiot! You shouldn't be looking threw my stuff!
Kitsune: I found something similar to your sword
Motoko: What?
Kitsune: A knife! This bad boy can burst a balloon.
[Holds up plastic knife]
Moktoko: Yea only a balloon
Su: What about my antennas on my head?
(Su has spoons in her hair)
Huruka: You guys stop playing with cutlery, you can cut yourself
Motoko: That's the first thing I'll do to them when I find my sword….
[Keitaros bedroom]
Keitaro: I didn't notice the time! Its 1 minute past 8. I'm getting to sleep later than usual! I'm reble
(Keitaro grins)
[Motoko barges into Keitaros room and pins him to the wall]
Motoko: Keitaro! Have you seen my sword?
Keitaro: No, no. Help me, Mommy!
Huruka: What's going on! Keitaro you're awake, later than usual?
[Su and Kitsune runs in with magnifier glasses]
Su: My eye looks big in this thing…
[Su spots Motokos sword]
Su: Motoko I found your sword, Kitsune had it in her pocket the whole time!
Motoko: Kitsune!