Snake and rick and morty were walking In the jungle because snake had shown rick and morty how to do stealth and the basics of cqc which is short for close quarters combat but because that's too long to say they call it cqc because it's badass. Snake and rick and morty then walked to a canyon where they could not cross. "uh oh it looks like we cant cross because there's this giant canyon" said morty. "morty you stupid gay don't worry we can just use the portal gun and go across it with a portal because I am a genius" rick said.
Suddenly they were ambushed by Russian bad guys with machine guns and rick's portal gun was shot out of his hand! Then the same guy with the revolvers walked forward. "it's that guy from earlier that I fought who was really stupid and gay!" snake said to rick. "I've learned some new moves since last time snake. My name is ocelot, revolver ocelot!" said revolver ocelot. He then meowed which they all thought was weird because this was not normal human behavior. "all you guys stay out of this. Snake, I challenge you to a duel!" ocelot yelled at snake. "you are on" replied snake.
Snake then ducked behind a rock and the two started shooting at eachother. Then later on a shit ton of bees came out of nowhere and it was like a thunderstorm but made of bees. The bees started to sting the soldiers and stuff and revolver ocelot started spinning his guns and hitting bees with them. "I'll see you next time snake" said ocelot as he ran away like a coward. Snake didn't want to get stung by the bees so he fell down the canyon and rick and morty also did that.
End of chapter 2