A/N: I selfishlove DO NOT own ANY of the Twilight OR Naruto characters being used in this story!!! If I did then…Naruto wouldn't be as annoying and Gaara would be mine! I want to thank the 2 people who reviewed for the first chappie!! Thanks goes to "sodapopgirly83" and "animerox21" without you two I probably would have deleted this sorry story! SO THANK YOU!!!! Now on with the story!!!
Neko: Okay people! Get on the set!
Remy: Yeah! Were ready to film!
Neko: hmm…we need sakura up there.
Remy: True, true. Hey pinky!
Sakura: *rolls eyes* you called?
Remy: You're supposed to be on the set.
Sakura: Yeah, yeah I'm goin! *goes up on set*
Lee: OOH! When do I come in!?
Naruto: And me too!!
Remy: *ignoring them*
Neko: *also ignoring them*
Naruto: When!?
Lee: When!?
Naruto: Huh? Huh? When!?
Lee: Remy, Neko-
Remy: YOU'LL SHOW UP EVENTUALLY, UNFORTUNATELY!! NOW SHUT THE HECK UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!!
Neko: Uh-oh…
Lee: But remy!
Naruto: But neko!
Lee&Naruto: We're the stars of the-
Remy: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!! *outraged*
Neko: Uh…Tawni! We're gonna need your help!
Tawni: *quickly appears* what is it now? I was on my way to get some donuts.
Remy: ooh! Donuts! Boston Crème right?
Tawni: Duh! They're the best!
Remy: I know right!?
Neko: They taste really awesome!
Tawni: I know! But anyway, what did you need again?
Neko: To keep those idiots away from Remy. *referring to Naruto and Lee as the idiots*
Tawni: Okeydoke. *glares at Naruto and Lee*
Naruto: Oh! Hello tawni!
Lee: yes, hello. Do you know when we-
Tawni: Go away now and stay away from my friends *says in an evil tone*
Naruto&Lee: *scared and run off*
Tawni: *back to normal* okay. My job here is done. *goes out to get some donuts*
Remy&Neko: Thank you!!
Remy: Okay. Now we can start. Action!
Sakura: I'd never-
Remy: Wait! Wait! Sakura, hold a cactus!
Sakura: A cactus?
Neko: A cactus?
Remy: Yeah. Remember the cactus?
Neko: oh yeah, the cactus.
Sakura: What cactus?! I don't see-
Remy: *throws a cactus at sakura's head*
Sakura: *falls over twitching in pain* that…that hurt you know!
Remy: *laughing* It was supposed to!
Neko: *also laughing*
Ino: *laughing her head off* Ha ha ha! Sakura got hit in the head with a cactus! Ha! Now she's in pain! Hahaha!!
Remy: *silence*
Neko: should we throw a cactus at her head too?
Remy: if it'll shut her the heck up. *throws another cactus at Ino's head*
Ino: *falls over and in pain* oww…now im in pain!
Remy: *mutters* at least she's not laughing anymore…
Neko: *mutters* I know right?
Remy: Anyway…Sakura you alright up there!?
Sakura: *stands up and pulls cactus off, holding it* shouldn't we put this cactus in a pot? …the thorns are hurting my fingers.
Remy: Ha! That's funny sakura! Now, we'll put you in a pot if you don't continue with your lines!
Sakura: But my fingers-
Neko: nobody cares if your fingers are bleeding. Now say your lines!
Sakura: *mumbles* uncaring people…
Remy: Okay…this is going nowhere, so time for a break people!
Neko: yay break time!
Sakura: break? We just started!
Remy: HEY! Who are the directors of this?? Hmm??
Everyone: You and neko.
Neko: Exactly. Now if we announce a break, there will be a break!
Tawni: *comes back with donuts* hey, I'm back and with donuts.
Remy&Neko: Donuts! *runs to Tawni and grabs a donut and eats it*
Tawni: hey, is it break time?
Neko: Yup!!
Sakura: morons! *storms off*
Remy: oh sakura?
Sakura: yeah?
Remy: *throws a cactus at her head*
Sakura: GAH!!!
Remy: *laughs evilly*
A/N: If you guys would be so kind and please review!! I need your input!! PLEASE TELL ME!! PRESS THE SHINY GREEN BUTTON!! OR ILL GET GAARA ON YOU!!
Gaara: Not likely.
Me: Please gaara!? Just this once! Let them fear you!!
Gaara: nope. Sorry.
Me: I liked it when you were mean and stuff…
Gaara: really? Nobody else did.
Me: *glares* forget it. Please review!!!!