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Chapter Two: The Three Birds Arrival

Helicarrier

The Ed's stared in shock and awe on the main deck of the Helicarrier. "WOW!" they said in unison. As they continued their walk they saw a man with an eyepatch walking towards them. There was also a man with a shield, and a woman. The eyepatch man introduced himself, "Greetings, I am Nick Fury. You must be, Ed, Eddward and Eddy?" he guessed in the form of a question.

"Why yes," Double D said. "But my friends call me Double D." The woman snickered and so did the man with the shield. Nick Fury didn't crack a smile.

"Kid," the woman said between her laugh, "Double D is a bra size." If Double D could turn any redder he would have sworn he was a tomato.

"Oh my," he stuttered. Ed was laughing and Eddy was literally rolling on the floor. "Oh ha, ha, very funny Skipper," Double D said using Eddy's middle name. Eddy stopped laughing and growled. Ed now began to laugh at Eddy's humiliation. Though it was laughing with him in Ed's eyes.

The man with the shield looked to Nick Fury saying, "These are the ones?" skeptically. Out of nowhere Tony walked up from behind the Ed's saying, "Yeah, that's pretty much what I said." He looked from the Ed's to his teammates saying, "Ed's. This is Nick Fury, as you know, Natasha Romanoff, and Steve Rogers. Or as he's known-" he was cut off by Ed shouting, "Captain America!"

Steve stared blankly and then inquired, "Let me guess, the news?"

"Yep," Ed replied.

"Now," Nick Fury continued, "you three are seen as nuisances back at home am I correct?" he asked.

Double D sighed and nodded. "I am afraid so. Eddy's the man with he plan, creating scams just so we can get our hands on some jawbreakers. Ed mostly uses his strength, and I? Well, I create the items used," he explained guiltily.

"Well then," Steve began, "How would you like a chance to redeem yourselves? Have friends? Become heroes?"

"We would like that," Double D smiled.

Computer Room

"Now," Nick Fury was saying. "Loki is our prime target as of right now. And it seems he's teamed up with someone. We are unsure who as of now, but we need to protect our world." He turned to the Ed's. "And our 'three birds' will be able to help."

"But sir," Double D started, "how could we? We are simply three people with scams..." he trailed off feeling completely useless.

Bruce Banner walked in at that moment and was about to ask what was going on until-

"...Ok, I go for coffee for five minutes, now I come back and see three odd looking kids...What's going on?" Bruce asked.

Natasha practically facepalmed, Steve sighed, and the three Ed's chuckled. It became full blown laughter when Nick Fury said, "Glad you can join us," calling Bruce out entirely...

Author's Note: Next time, the Ed's receive training, and two familiar foes return!