Me: Hey Arceus! Someone called you a mutated pony that got stuck in a fancy fence!

Arceus: ........WHAT. DID. THEY. CALL ME?

Me: A mutated.... pony..... that got stuck....... in a fancy..... fence......

Arceus: .......... DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE DELIVERED!!!!!!!!!

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Don't mess with Arceus.

Or he'll find you.

^_^ Time for some flashbacks. Yay! Third person, b.t.w.

Horei could feel herself shrinking under Arceus' stare.

"Um.........' she mumbled. It seemed that 'um' was all she could say.

When did you get here, young one? Arceus asked. Horei put her hands up to her ears. Arceus' voice was extremely loud.

Oh. Sorry. Arceus lowered its voice a little. Is this better?

Horei nodded, slowly taking down the hands. "Ow. No offense meant, but, Arceus-sama, I think my ears are bleeding."

Arceus was silent for a bit. No, they aren't. I checked. Now, you're here because you ran away, correct?

"Then ran here, got captured by the powers of Mewtwo, then got brought before the Creator of the universe. Oh, my luck." She was extremely heavy on the sarcastic tone.

...... Normally, I would say, 'Look at the bright side', but if I were you, I would find it hard to find a bright side, sighed Arceus.

"Yeah, now you know how I felt everyday of my life," mumbled Horei.

Yes, but nonetheless, it was not a good excuse to sneak up on Mewtwo, and ESPECIALLY Mewtwo, because he will kick you all the way to Latios if he catches you.

"Hey, it was him you got all freaked out so much. And you'd expect that a tough Pokemon like that would at least have a dignified scream, but noooo, his sounded like a g-"

You're just getting yourself into deeper trouble. Mewtwo will kill, a) you, and b) anyone who hears you telling others about his scream. So don't. Are we clear with that? I don't need any more Mew-two induced deaths.

Horei silently gulped. "U-understood, Arceus-sama."

One more thing. Horei looked up. Could you stop calling me 'sama'?

Horei shook her head. "It's built into my genes. Sorry, Arceus-sama."

........You didn't just say that to annoy me, did you?

"Um, no."

"Okay, now, I'm gonna...... um, what was that word again?" asked Horei.

This is gonna be a long day... sighed Arceus. It's easy. Try and get that marble that's floating in the air.

"Um, Arceus-sama, that's a boulder."

It's a marble to me. Okay then, try and touch it.

"It's at least 15 meters in the air. I'm only 5'2''."

Oh, come on, at least try.

Horei sighed and backed up a fair distance. After taking a deep breath, she rushed at the boulder, then jumped, missing only by a few centimeters. She jumped down.

"Oh, so close," she sighed. "Say, you are holding that up, right? It's not just floating there on its own accord, is it?"

Arceus appeared to grin. You'll find out when the time is right. Horei was always a bit uneasy of the giant floating rock in the Hall of Origin.

~Three days later~

"Yes! Yes! See! I TOLD you I could do it within three days, but you didn't believe me! VICTORY!!!!!!!"

Arceus' ring was glowing a dull purple color, which signified 'annoyed'. But since Horei didn't know this, she kept on dancing, and singing, until Arceus held her in place with a psychic attack.

I'm still not telliIng you, said Arceus solemnly.

"Well, you've got to someday Arceus-sama, don't be a hoser," mumbled Horei. Lucky for Horei, Arecus didn't know what 'hoser' meant.

You'll find out at..... Arceus trailed off. Eh, Cresselia'll definitely tell you anyways, so I don't think I'll tell you at all....

Arceus started to drift away. Horei widened her eyes in shock. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" She cried, chasing after Arceus, who was currently going at at least 30 mph. "AND IT'S SNOWING!!!!!"

Arceus just smiled evilly, Heh.... Catch up to me first.

"ARCEUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-SAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~2 months later~

Horei.

Horei looked up. "Yes, Arceus- sama?" she asked.

Meet me at the end of the Hall of Origin ASAP. Come.

Horei nodded and went off, bidding a last farewell to the snow-Arceus she had just built,resisting the urge to go and try to bring it to life.

"Oh, god... ARCEUS-SAMA! THE HALL OF ORIGIN DOESN'T END, DOES IT?!" she cried, stopping. Arceus materialized out of a nearby wall.

Eh heh heh..... Good. Now, come on, all the legends are waiting, said Arceus, floating down to the end of Spear Pillar. The legends were lined up on each side, with Giratina, Suicune, Rayquaza, and a few others standing in the middle, behind Arceus.

"What's this?" she asked hesitantly. "OH NO, KYOGRE FINALLY FOUND OUT THAT-" Even after 2 months, Horei still had to get attacked by multiple psychics so that she would shut up and listen.

Ahem, Arceus cleared its voice and took a small book, We gather here today to bond in holy matri- oh, wait, right, wrong book, Arceus threw it against the wall as another popped up, Okay, here we are, we gather here today to bond pet and human, nope, pokemon and human, nope, okay, here it is. We gather here today to welcome.... who scratched in Mew onto the new legends page?! Well, he needs to be re-made anyways, so who wants to take away his memories?

Mew shrunk back as Uxie floated forwards. I was just kidding. Sheesh. Now, step forward onto that plate, please.

Horei nervously stepped back, but as the psychics still had hold over her somewhat, she unwillingly stepped forward onto the plate that Dialga and Palkia liked to sleep on.

Okay now, hmm, I can't believe I forgot this.... Oh, okay, stand still. Despite Horei wanting to make like a Rapidash and get the heck off of there, the psychic hold was still too strong for her to break free.

A strange sound seemed to come from the plate, and the legendaries at least allowed her to gasp at this. "What the--?"

Okay, now what do I do?..... K. Arceus' ring glowed white, brilliantly white, with a slight golden tinge. Horei felt numb all over, and eventually all her senses failed, except vision and hearing, but everything else did. She could only hear Arceus' booming voice in her head, feel anything, and she didn't have anything in her mouth, but in any case.

Okay, then.....

As soon as the glow faded, Horei stumbled backwards and fell on her back. She looked up

and saw Mew smiling at her like a happy-go-lucky psychotic.

"OH GOD!" she cried. "Don't do that!" Mew just kept on smiling. 'Welcome to the club!' he cried. Celebi came over and smacked him on the head. 'MEW. YOU STUPID PINK BALL OF FUR. SHUT UP.' She turned to Horei. 'Sorry, Mew does that to everyone. Once, I turned the tables on him, though, when I found him reading my journal.'

'You mean your diary,' corrected Mew. He immediately started running as vines whipped out and starting aiming for Mew. It seemed like they wanted Mew's blood, or something like that, because they definitely showed no mercy when the poor pink fluffball got caught and was slammed into the floor multiple times rapidly, without hesitation, for about 5 minutes. Celebi was chuckling evily the whole time. Horei stood up and walked over to Arceus, who was currently watching the scene below with obvious delight, and touched Arceus lightly on the side. Arceus looked down, laughing.

This is almost as good as TV, Arceus whispered in Horei's mind. Horei nodded.

"But, um, what exactly did you just do?" she asked. Arceus rolled his eyes. Heh, I made you one of us.

"HOLY CRAP! YOU WHAT?!" she cried at the top of her lungs, attracting the attention of all the legends except Celebi, who continued to whack Mew ruthlessly.