Chapter 2: just your average everyday Superhero
It was a sunny day at Hogwarts although none of the teachers were outside all of them were in the headmaster's office even Snape even though he didn't want to be all of them was there for the same thing to find out where Harry Potter went to
The Quill was writing the acceptance letters and it had just got to the P section although when it passed by it without writing Potter many of the teacher's started to lose hope that is till the Quill go to the R's that they got something although what it wrote was strange
Harry James Potter-Rabbit
Ostown Oswald's house
The Wasteland
This caused some confusion
"Albus what does it mean by The Wasteland" Minerva Mcgonagall asked with a raised eyebrow even Snape was wondering about this but to their surprise Albus shrugged
"Not even I know about this place maybe Fawkes know's where this place is" Dumbledore said before heading over to his Phoenix but what surprised everyone was when Fawkes snapped the letter from the headmaster and seemed to Read it this shocked most because to find a bird even a magical one reading was a surprise even Albus was surprised then the bird dropped his head and started to hit it on it's side of the cage and seemed to be laughing
"And what pray tell are you laughing about Bird" Snape sneered at the Phoenix but was shocked when a bright light invaded the room and Fawkes seemed to transform into some form of drawn version of himself
"I was laughing because this well be hilarious when this kid comes to Hogwarts" Fawkes said speaking the human language this shocked the teachers present heck Minerva almost jumped out of her seat
"How can you talk" Albus asked with his mouth hanging open
"Close your mouth Albi or you'll catch flies" Fawkes said causing some silent laughter from the nickname
"And as to why I can talk it's simple because I'm in toon form" Fawkes said before holding out his tail feather's
"And I'm only going to take three of you to where Harry Rabbit is so you better hold on" Fawkes said and quickly Albus, Minerva, and Severus grabbed on and was scooped away with a blast of fire
When they landed they found themselves in front of a fountain with a green liquid coming out of it as soon as Fawkes saw this he quickly hid behind the three humans
"Holy it's thinner" Fawkes said shaking behind Albus
"What's wrong with this Thinner" Snape asked cautious of something that made a Phoenix scared
"Well to you guys it won't do nothing but to a toon that stuff can kill us with too long of a exposure in other words don't expect me to take a bath in it unless you want me died and even if I'm a phoenix I will stay died" Fawkes said then he noticed a someone sitting on a nearby building
"Really well that is" Snape was saying before he saw the same figure Fawkes was seeing causing his two colleges to notice as well all three of them was shocked by what they saw it was a rabbit but no ordinary one he was setting down with his legs swinging and a guitar in his lap the only clothing he had was a pair of Shorts that was green and setting beside him was a small Kitten that was in the same position but was wearing a pink dress and was much smaller than the boy
Then to their surprise the Rabbit talked
"Okay Cathrin I'll play you one song" Harry said before he started to play his guitar
{the song is Everyday superhero by Smash Mouth? song lyrics}
Every morning I wake up just the same
Another victim, of Ordinary frame
I don't see myself as in invincible
It's not
True at all
I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero
Trying to save the world I'm never really sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday Superhero
nothing more then that It's all I really am
Just a day job, That someone's got to do
It's kinda hard when everyone looks up to you
Try make it look easy gonna make it look good
like anybody would
I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero
Trying to save the world I'm never really sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero
Nothing more then that It's all I really am
I'm just like everybody else
After all the hype it's hard to tell
I keep my game face on so well
Cause I'm just your
Average
Ordinary
Everyday
Superhero
I'm trying to save the world
I'm just your
average
Ordinary
everyday
Superhero
I try to hide my true identity
But no one knows it's only me
Oh Yeah
I'm just your Average ordinary everyday superhero
Trying to save the world I'm never really sure
I'm just your average ordinary everyday superhero
Nothing more then that it's all I really am
I'm just your
Average
Ordinary
Everyday
Superhero
I'm trying to save the world
I'm just your
Average
Ordinary
Everyday
Superhero
Oh yeah
Superhero
Yeah Yeah!
I'm just your
Average
Ordinary
Everyday
Superhero
I'm trying to save the world
I'm never really sure
After the song the little girl squealed and jumped on Harry's head she was just big enough that she could hide behind his ears
"Harry you should sing more everyone enjoys your music" Catherine or Kitty as Harry called her said swing by one of Harry's ear
"I know but you know as well as I do there isn't much time around here for music" Harry said looking around then he spotted the group of humans Harry almost fell off the building he was seating on then he jumped off making Minerva almost go into shock only for his ear's to become almost like Propellers and slow his descent when the boy landed he was staring at the group
"What how are humans how did you guy's get here of all places" Harry almost screamed staring shocked at the wizards although what the boy said shocked the as well
"What do you mean" Albus said looking around and only now noticing the odd look of the place it looked like everything here was made out of paint or lack thereof
"Well first off you guy's are human secondly this is the Wasteland the place where lost Toon's go when they're forgotten" Harry said shaking his head while staring at the three this caused the group eyes to widen
"What do you mean by toon's Farkes was just taking us to the Potter brat and he landed us here" Snape said staring around not noticing how Harry stiffened at the name before Albus could ask they were interrupted by someone
"Heuck Heya there Harry who are these guy's new friends of your's" a staticy voice asked with almost constant checkup although the voice caused Harry to smile
"No Goofy it look's like this people got transported here by a Phoenix and Goofy please tell me you aren't here for what I think you are" Harry said with a smirk while turning to another toon this one looked like a dog with long ears but what shocked the wizard's was the camera lens coming out of his right eye and his metal skin
"Oh Golly Harry all I was going to do was try to fix the fountain" Goofy said with his head tilted to the side
"No Goofy you know as well as I do that all that well end in is a explosion and me having to put your part's back together" Harry said shaking his head then he turned back to the wizard's who were staring at Goofy
"What never seen a animatronic before" Harry said smirking and walking away while waving his hand to follow
"And Where exactly are you taking us" Snape said looking around then he noticed the board's where the sky was supposed to be
"Simple I'm taking you guy's to are leader Oswald if you want to find anyone in the Wasteland you are going to have to talk to him or his brother" Harry said while Harry was talking Kitty had moved so the visiting wizard's couldn't see her but she kept on leaning out of her hiding place that was behind one of Harry's ear
"So who is that little cutie you have there" Minerva said letting her streckt act go but this caused Kitty's eyes to widen and she hide behind Harry's ear again
"That would be my little sister Kitty" Harry said then he walked up to a nearby Building but before he could get across the yard several something's came charging at him
"Harry" the little Blue Bunny's said jumping and Piling on there brother who started laughing this shocked the teacher's although Minerva let a small smile through
"Boy's what have I told you about jumping on Harry come on now" a voice said this caused all the little rabbit's to run well except for one that hid behind Harry's other ear
"Harry what's up" Ortensia asked walking up to the boy then she noticed the wizard's and her eye's widened
"Well human's in the Wasteland that's new" Ortensia said walking up beside Harry although what the wizard's found funny was the fact that the two of them was about the same height
"Yeah I found them looking for Harry Potter Mom" Harry said with a smirk at his old name only to get popped on the back of the head
"Honestly Harry you act too much like your father always pranking people" Ortensia said shaking her head with a smirk before walking to the house although the wizards were shocked that the Rabbit they were following was Harry Potter and that his mother was a cat then another Rabbit came out of the house alongside a mouse that instantly Snape recognized
"Mickey Mouse" Snape said with his mouth wide open
"Honestly first Albi now you Sev close your mouth" Fawkes said smirking this caused Snape to close his mouth and glare at the bird although the group could hear some laughter from several hidden place's
"So why are three human's here in The Wasteland" Oswald asked stepping in front of his son and wife not taking chances
"We actually came because of the fact Harry James Potter seem's to be here" Albus said with his grandfatherly look
"You know if you're trying to be like Merlin tilt your head back some and lose some of the twinkle eye's" Mickey said shaking his head
"And secondly what do you want with my nephew" Mickey continued ignoring the shocked look on the Professor's face
"Wait you know Merlin" Minerva asked jokingly but when she got a nod she stopped jocking
"Yeah I was one of his first apprentice's although he did not like my music show" Mickey said rubbing the back of his neck
"Of course he wouldn't you made his broom's come to life" Harry said with a smirk
"Well then I think this well be easier than I expected" Albus said before handing over the acceptance letter after the four six counting Kitty and the unown Rabbit hiding behind Harry's ear read the letter they started talking to each other for a little while.
It took them several hours to come to a decision and they had moved the wizard's inside the house while they talked
"Okay we agree to your terms of sending Harry to this Wizard school on one condition" Oswald said putting the letter down between the Headmaster and himself although Snape snarled
"And why is it you have any say in this" Snape asked with a grimace on his face although when he saw the rabbit smirking the snarl left his face
"Well seeing as I would be Harry Rabbit's dad you would need my permission on getting him to go to this Hogwarts" Oswald said smirking along with Harry and Mickey
"and are term's for this is simple Harry must come back here at least once every month" Oswald said this caused Minerva and Albus some confusion while Snape just snarled
"What can the Potter brat not stay far from his new mother" Snape quipped only for the group of toon's to glare at him and Ortensia to pop him on the back of the head and send him head first into a nearby wall
"No if I stay too long inside the Human world I well start to melt" Harry said looking down this caused everyone not in the know look wide eyed at him
"What do you mean" Minerva asked looking Harry up and down the only answer she got was Harry raising his right arm then the group watched as what best could be assumed to be a part of Harry's paint slowly moved up his arm then flew of and into the roof
"Let's just say over exposure to Thinner makes it harder for a toon to stay in one piece and while I can change back to my human form it's harder to stay that way" Harry said shrugging
"I think we can make sure Harry come back here" Dumbledore said although he was cursing the fact that they couldn't use the Dursley's blood protection any more
"Okay then we have a deal" Oswald said shaking the wizard's hand
"We better get to the mirror we'll need to set it a new setting so Harry can go back and forth between here and Hogwarts" Oswald said walking outside this caused Harry to jump in joy
"Yes Mean street here we come" Harry said rushing outside with the rest of the group and surprising the wizard's jumping through a projector screen
"Well this should be interesting" Albus Dumbledore said staring at the screen