A/N: Okay people! I decided to put Akatsuki in as a bounty hunter group, since realize, they're trying for peace in Naruto. So since I missed Akatsuki so much (my favorite characters), I decided they would work as bounty hunters, but still on the 'bad side' since obviously, no pirate likes a good bounty hunter… PLEASE ENJOY AND REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor One Piece (of course, I own this though)

Chapter 2

KAUTZ!

Nami was crying because it took nearly all of the money to restock on supplies. Chopper and Usopp were celebrating for a new nakama, waiting for others to join them. Robin was reading quietly, and Zoro was of course, asleep. Sanji was stocking the supplies and changing the combination, and Luffy was extremely angry at this, puffing smoke and demanding Sanji keep the lock the same way, while constantly stealing food while Sanji wasn't looking.

Naruto had his eyes sparkling as he was shown around the ship by Franky, who was bragging about his "'SUPER!' work," and Naruto was somehow refraining from commenting on the fact that Franky had no pants.

When Sanji, Franky, Luffy, and Naruto had finally finished everything, they all met out on the deck. Naruto was offered beer, but he exclaimed how they were all under aged (except for maybe Robin and Franky).

Luffy and the others managed to penetrate his curiosity, so a "KANPEI to OUR NEW NAKAMA!" and the whole crew was gulping all the drinks.

Luffy was drinking his with an arm stretched high into the air, pouring down, everybody laughed along with him.

Zoro and Nami were competing with shot after shot. Sanji drank a bit, then started to flirt with Robin and Nami who were now laughing at Luffy, who had stretched out his mouth and was glugging a whole barrel, but the barrel was too high into the air, so beer occasionally spilled somewhere else.

"Franky's super this week!" Franky said, in high spirits.

Usopp and Chopper, were dancing, with chopsticks up their noses.

Naruto was laughing/hiccupping along with the others, but Naruto was drunk already, since he doesn't have any immunity to alcohol (we should be glad that this is Naruto, not Lee). He was slurring his words, and no one could understand a thing, then he passed out. What was so interesting was that he didn't even have that much alchohol.

After the party was over, Naruto was so drunk he was asleep next to Zoro, Robin was on the look out, and the rest of the crew were in the aquarium, with Nami constantly checking they were going in the right direction, and Luffy being bored (again).

"There's an island up ahead!" Robin said loudly, signaling the others to get up.

"YOSHA!" Luffy said, hopping up and down, "time for an adventure!"

Naruto got up with a painful headache, "What happened again?"

Everybody stared at him. Luffy began to laugh, and said simply, "You got drunk that easily?" with his trade mark smile.

Naruto began to laugh at this, but his head hurt so much. When they got close to shore, they dropped the anchor and hopped onto land.

"Hey Kurama," Naruto said, speaking in his mind.

"What?" Kurama asked, irritated that Naruto got drunk, since Kurama could feel Naruto's drowsiness.

"Do you know what fruit…" Naruto suddenly got a headache.

"Yeah, it's a Logia type, I think it's the Mizu Mizu Fruit (Water Water fruit)," Kurama replied lazily.

"Naruto, you shouldn't have that much alcohol next time," the reason why Chopper was worried was because Naruto had to close his eyes to speak to Kurama.

Suddenly, Naruto's head pains disappeared. He remembered, he was a fast healer, both internally and externally. But Naruto didn't know about mentally. I don't even think he knows what it means…

"Island, you say there was an island?" Naruto asked suddenly, and got up.

Everybody sweat dropped at this, because they were all already climbing out the boat to get on the island.

Naruto then laughed along with Luffy, who was laughing at what he said.

"Hey Naruto, you're pretty funny!" Luffy said, continuously laughing as Naruto jumped off the boat.

Tying his forehead protector around his head, he enthusiastically said in unison with Luffy, "Let's go!" but Zoro stayed behind to guard the ship.

It was a beautiful spring island, the sun being a bit extreme, but Robin seemed to enjoy it. Luffy found a cool stick that Naruto and Chopper wanted, but he said, "Go find your own!" And Luffy began to sing:

(Luffy's Baka Song)

Minami shimawa atakai~

Paina-puru-puru,

atama boka boka,

aho baakaaaaaaa!

Ni ban!

Kita no shima wa samui

Hyakkoi-koi-koi,

Atama buru buru,

aho baakaaaaaaa!

(Translation:

The islands on the south~ are warm~

Paina~ purupuru~ their heads get really hot~

And they are all idiots~!

Second verse!

The islands on the north~ are cold~

Hyakkoi-koikoi~ their heads shiver all around~

And they are all idiots~! )

He continued to sing this, and just when Naruto was about to join in, Nami yelled loudly, "Will you stop it!" They continued to walk in the woods… in silence, when both Naruto and Luffy, at the same time, decided to start singing again, "Minami…" and they all face planted.

They arrived at a town, and continued to sing, but Chopper had joined in, with a similar stick, and Naruto found another stick that looked the same. Everybody stared at them, as they walk happily singing the song, into town.

Nami beat them all up. "Stop that, they're all staring at us!"

"Yes Nami," beaten up Chopper, Luffy, and Naruto said.

Nami decided to go shopping, Sanji to restock, and Robin and Chopper departed for new books, while the chance of Luffy and Naruto doing something stupid was 100%, happened, since they were left… alone… together…

As soon as Nami departed, Luffy and Naruto continued to sing. They didn't know what to do, so they went to a restaurant, (after splitting money they got from a pirate raid in another pirate ship), and ate. After several cooks passed out and a hundred servings for Luffy and twenty three for Naruto (pretty good for a not rubber person), they strolled out of the restaurant with people staring at their large appetites. Luckily no one noticed that Luffy had a bounty, and Naruto was a ninja.

They didn't know what to do then, so they just wandered around town, staring at the cool things the towns people sold and did. They found a guy on a fifty foot unicycle, juggling knives, in his awkwardly colorful costume, and a rainbow colored swirly mask, most people thought he was weird, but not for Luffy nor Naruto

Both of their eyes sparkled in admiration at his clothing and unicycle. "That's so cool!" they yelled enthusiastically.

As the man in awkward clothing came down, they realized that his mask only had a hole for one eye. Of course, Neither Luffy, nor Naruto recognized this, but he was 'One-eyed Tobi', of the Akatsuki, a group of notorious bounty hunters. They were so famous, because everyone in their group had caught the most famous pirates, in fact, if they could work together, they might have stood a chance against Gold Rodger, but of course, they could hardly speak without an argument, even if it was their own partner.

Deidera yelled at Tobi, "Get down here you baka, un!"

"But Deidera-sempai, Monkey D. Luffy is here!"

"Hey!" Luffy said happily.

Deidera looked at Luffy as though he were an idiot, "Tell me, Monkey D. Luffy, have you ever heard of 'The Kautz Guy', un,"

"Oh yeah, the guy that says 'Kautz!' and things explode? What about him?" Luffy and Naruto asked together.

"I wasn't talking to you ninja!" Deidera said, somehow missing the 'un'.

Naruto grinned, as Luffy said, "What about him?"

"I'm the Kautz Guy, un. You should be scared!" Deidera said, looking at Luffy's silly smile.

"Let's go!" Luffy said happily, running away from Kautz Guy with their lives. Deidera said, "DON'T RUN!" as he chased after him.

Tobi said, "Wait for me, Deidera-sempai!" Tobi ran after Deidera.