Surprise surprise

Bunny: hello everyone, I'm back with a new chapter, and I know what you're thinking, this dainty noob, is way to over excited about his story… and, while you're right about me being more flamboyant than some, I'm no noob, and for all I know, it's completely possible you aren't writing either, and you don't have an account, just so you know, I'm doing my first couple of chapters in a row, until February 1st, in honor of Monty oum… now on with the story… Zoe, will you do the honors?

Zoe: of course bun bun… he doesn't own RWBY, that honor goes to the heavenly man Monty oum, and roosterteeth, he only owns me, and the plot… enjoy!

*Zoe's pov*

… darkness… all around me… surrounding me… wait, why is it so dark… body, get up… open your eyes… Grrrr! My eyes open… "wh-what happened"? "Zoey you're OK!" OK, why wouldn't I be? I haven't had to be a sla- NO, ZOEY STOP THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT NOW! YOU DON'T NEED EVERYONE KNOWING YOUR PAST! I breathe in and out… I look around, and my eyes land on… "VELVET!" I hug her close, tears in my eyes… "Velvet, how, I tho-thought you where…" "you thought I was dead, didn't you," she finishes my sentence… instead of replying, I hug her close, and continue to cry… "don't cry love…" those words… those words…

*Flashback of me as 7 year old*

I balled up, and tears fell down my face… my parents! They were g-gone… "don't cry love" "m-mother?" I look up… nope, she and daddy, were still dead… I look around… then I see her… a brown haired rabbit faunus… she came up to me, and hugged me… "shhh, it's OK… the Grimm left… we're safe…" I hold on tight to her… eventually, I stop crying, and she helps me up… "hi, I'm Velvet, Velvet Scarlatina" "I I'm zoe Zoe A-A-Arc" "well, Zoey, we need to get somewhere safe… I'll take you to my home…" she drags me to a log cabin in the woods, and we stay inside… at night, I was squirming around, having a nightmare… "v-velvet, may I sleep with you?" She looks at me tiredly, and nods… I hop on, and I snuggle with her… over time, we became more than family… we loved each other… *one year later* there was a knock on the door… when Velvet opened the door, a ton of suits stormed the area… we were scarred… Velvet looked back at me, her eyes full of fear… "Zoe, RUN! I tried to turn and run, as Velvet protected me… a suit caught me, picked me up, and carried me back in time, to see the finishing blow, as another suit, stomped on velvets head… "OK, we've got one" they carried me away, to a mansion, where I was forced to become a slav-

*End flashback*

"ZOEY!" Velvet yells, as she shakes me… I come back to it… I had tears in my eyes, as I hugged her tight… "don't ever leave me again, please"... She got up, and looked me in the eye… "I won't" those two words, and then we kissed… light at first, but then her younger requested entry… our tongues, danced with each other as we had each other in passionate embra- ahem! We broke apart, to see team JNPR, team CFVY staring at us blushing, while ozpin just had a smug amused expression, with his hand out… Glynda was grumbling, and she slapped 20 lien in into his hand… we blushed like tomatoes… "w-well, now that that whole ordeal is over, Zoey, it's time for you to go to our room… you are part of our team after all" Jaune says… I nod, and I get out of bed… "bye bye vel chan~" we walked to the dorm… now, first order of business, you unpacking… he point to me stuff… "how-?" "ozpin had us bring it here, before we came to visit you in the infirmary…" "ah"... "Well, now that I've gotten off the puke bucket, talked with ozpin, and gone to the infirmary, I'm going to sleep"…

*3rd person pov*

Zoe take a blanket out of my backpack, lay it on a corner of the floor, and zoe curled up there… "why-" "shhh, she is already asleep", Jaune pointed at me, interrupting phyrra, me lightly snoring… I turn over, and my scars can be seen, by the others… when they were about to comment, they heard me say " n-no master sama, please… please not again" there eyes widened at this... just what has this girl gone through… as much as they wanted to wake her up, to talk about it, they decided against it, and let me sleep…

*A few hours later*

I woke up, red eyed, to see the team staring at me… "is something wrong?" "Z-ZOE, YOU WERE CRYING IN YOUR SLEEP, SAYING THINGS LIKE, 'NO MASTER SAMA, NOT AGAIN, AND WE COULD SEE AT LEAST 4 DIFFERENT SCARS POKING OUT, ON YOUR BACK, FROM YOUR SHIRT, OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG!" my eyes widened at what the… ginger? Girl said… how much had they heard? How much trouble am I in? " I wiped my eyes… "I don't wanna talk about it right now… please, maybe in the future, but right now, the wound is still too fresh…" " I understand Zoey" I look up to here these words from the guy with a stripe of pink in his hair… I look at the clock… c-can we go get lunch now? We walked to the dining Hall, and joined two teams, velvets, and strangers… " Zoe, I believe it's time, we all properly introduced ourselves… you already know me… that is phyrra, my partner, and those two together, but not together-together, are Nora and Ren… we make up team jnpr… or I guess it's JNPRZ now… That's velvets team, team CFVY made up of Velvet, led by Coco, Fox, and Yatashi… and this, is our 'sister team' as we call it, team RWBY made up of, team leader ruby, weiss, Blake, and yang… guys, this is zoe arc, my apparent cousin, and newish addition to team JNPRZ… I just Wave, and everyone says there hellos… Coco soon said, "so, Velvet, you and Zoe huh?" We blush, but nod at the same time… everyone laughs at the rabbit faunes' expense, even Blake… I notice something… Coco, and Fox were… "so Coco, you and Fox huh?" yup, they were holding hands… I smirked, as both blush, stammering to retort but soon give up, making everyone else laugh harder… Yatashi looks sad, that he is the only one on his team, who isn't dating someone… jaune pat's Yatashi's shoulder, and says "I feel you bro", and everyone drops to the ground twitching, except the two arcs… what jus- I see phyrra, slightly angry… "oh"... so, that's the kinda story this was gonn- wait what? Story… I know there's such thing as fourth wall breaking but this is real life ri- I stop right there, and I look up, to see screens, with people looking down on us… huh, guess this is a story… well, might as well leave it be, and live by admins words… Nora leaned over to me, pointed up, and said, "you see it to huh?" I nod, and we continue eating… what an interesting 4 years this will be…

Well, that was a thing… so Nora, how did we do? Nora: excellent, it was interesting, suspenseful, and loving… but seriously, Zoey, what happened to you?

Zoey: all in due time my fellow fourth wall breaker, all in due time…

Deadpool: chimichangas! Wait, where am I? Oh, this is a fanfic? But this is RWBY, why do you nee- looks back on past text… ohhh, so this is a welcoming for fourth wall breakers… PINKY, GET YOUR PINK PLOT OVER HERE!

Pinky: oh my, are you two new? You MUST be new, cause I've never seen you at a fourth wall breakers united meeting, welcome welcome welcome-

Deadpool: bad pinky! She on you, for shame!

Pinky: Awww, but you wouldn't let me during death battle, so why not now?

Sans: Because, the chapters almost over, right kid?

Frisk:... *The sight of so many fourth wall breakers filled him with determination*