Disclaimer: Nope, sorry, I don't own Twilight! I just love making up cute stories about Nessie and company!
Entry 2
Dear Diary,
Hi, it's me, Nessie, again! This whole diary thing is kind of annoying, but I'm starting to get the hang of it. Mommy's been reading me a lot of classic stories lately, and I've been thinking about writing my own story, but I don't think I'm ready for that. It would be cool to be the first six-month old to publish a book!
We decided to hunting today. It's one of my favorite things to do. When we are out in the wilderness, we are all crazy. I feel like a real monster… in a good way! I'm free to be who I am and not have to pretend to be 100 human. It's like we are in our own element. It's fun too, because I get to do with my family: Mommy, Daddy, Jakey, and Me! It's cool that we can be wild together.
After we hunted, we went back home. I was mess, it had rained the day before so I was covered in mud from the hunt. So, Mommy made me take a shower and get cleaned up. Even though it was only four in the afternoon I got into my pajamas, I knew that I wouldn't have to go anywhere. Then I plopped down the couch in the mansion and watched Dora the Explorer. I thought the show was pretty boring, but Auntie Alice and Auntie Rose told me that it was a typical human show and that I should watch it. After I watched the first episode and another was starting, Daddy slid onto the couch next to me.
"What are you watching?" He asked me.
"Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer," I chimed singing along to the theme song.
Daddy looked amused, "What is it about?"
I sighed, and then thought, it's a children's TV show where Dora goes on an adventure while teaching you Spanish. I quickly added, it's pretty remedial, but I guess it exposes me to the human child culture.
"Nessie," He said, "You if you really want to learn Spanish, I could teach you. You don't have to learn it off this TV."
This was Auntie Alice's idea, I told him without speaking, She wants me to be more like a normal human.
"You'll never be just a normal human," Daddy said, giving me a hug, "You're a very special kid."
I smiled up at him and let go from the hug. I swung myself so that I was hanging from the couch upside down. I put my hands on the ground and pulled into a handstand and then tumbled forward onto the ground in a perfect summersault.
"Like I said," Dad muttered as I did a mock gymnastic salute, "you are a special kid."
I went to leave the room, but Daddy just had to ask, "So, how is your diary coming?"
I shrugged, Well I have one entry done.
"Why don't you go write one now," He suggested.
I frowned, FINE!
And that is why I'm writing this now.
So, I think I'm going to start planning out my novel. I think you are supposed to start by brainstorming ideas. Here it goes:
Hmm, I could write a story that takes place back in an old fashion time. It could take place at the turn of the century. That would be easy! I could just interview half my family. It could be a very good book.
Or…. I could write a spooky horror novel! With creepy vampires and werewolves, my family would get a kick out of that! It would be hilarious to write and I could probably make it really scary.
The story of how my parents fell in love (it's so cute, I make them tell it to me often). Darn, I think that's already been written!
A normal human story. Hah! Like I could actually write that! I'm not very normal.
Hmm, well I'm pretty much drained of idea. Oh well. I guess I'll keep trying another day. I've written a page and a half, not as long as before, so I hope Daddy thinks is sufficient.
For now,
Renesmee Carlie Cullen
Notes: Sorry it took so long to write, but with back to school I didn't have much time. Not much really happened in this chapter, so the next will be much more supstantial. Thanks so much for all the wonderful comments and feedback that I recieved from the first chapter and thanks for reading!
