Nick: Well, I'm an attorney, and he's a prosecutor.

Batman: Ahh. I see.

Robin: This isn't a good time to get caught up in. Y'see, there's been a crim-

Batman: *bbrring*

Miles: Is that your phone, sir?

Batman: Ah. Yes, it is.

Batman: Hello?

Commissioner Gordon: *over phone* Batman! Millionaire Bruce Wayne's Ward's Aunt Harriet has been charged of murder, but here we believe otherwise. They will not listen to us! Please, Batman!

Batman: ... I know who they will have to listen to.

Gordon: What do you mean, Batman?

Batman: You'll see. Thank you, Commissioner. *hangs up*

Robin: AUNT HARRIET IS- WHO CAN- AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Bruce: There's no point in hiding my identity to you anymore. I am... BATMAN!

Miles: Yes, I figured. But... who?

Bruce: Who what?

Nick: Who will the police have to listen to?

Bruce: Ah. Simple. You two.

Nick: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Miles: Surely.


A/N: HELLO!

How am I doing? And yes, I know my style changed from paragraph to dia crit. Oh well.

Anyways, this is where the Ace Attorney part comes in!

Things you may find OOC to canon:

Bruce revealing his identity and Dick's breakdown.

The first one is because Bruce is a smart man, and he knew they would catch on to him eventually if they were working for him, so he confirmed their suspicions.

Second is that Dick has reacted more immensely towards Harriet being in peril than himself, Bruce, or innocent bystanders, and I figured he would go mad for a second here. TY!

See you next chapter! Or whatever of mine you read next!