21 ways to annoy…..
Hey guys, thanks for reading J I hope you guys like it. Also, I plan on finding someone to read and edit/correct the stories haylee and I make.
Ok, here goes the second chapter. : )
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or any of the characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
Chapter 2--Jacob
1. Never speak English around him. Instead, always bark.
2. Tell him dogs make good pets, not good partners.
3. Tell him that even though he runs at 108.9 degrees, Bella still doesn't find him hot.
4. Ask him if he like to do things doggy style.
5. Make him a day-by-day flip calender, counting down the amount of days Bella remains human.
6. Yell "Here Jacob!, common boy!" every time you call him over.
7. Put kitty posters on his bedroom walls.
8. Buy him a vampire costume for Halloween.
9. Spray him with a squirt bottle every time he swears.
10. See how many times you can poke him before he phases.
11. When he's in wolf form, steal his pants
12. Continuously squeal like a little girl and pet him.
13. Paint his motorcycle hot pink.
14. Buy him a cat.
15. Name it Edward.
16. Tell him he's not a REAL werewolf, he's just a shape shifting loser.
17. Show him the honey moon scene in Breaking Dawn.
18. Ask if he actually drinks out of the toilet bowl.
19. Refuse him when he says no.
20. While he's sleeping, put ketchup packets around his bed, making it so he can't get out of bed.
21. Laugh at him when he tries anyways.
I forgot to mention this last chapter, but REVIEW! I wanna know how im doing, what I should change, suggestions. Flames don't hurt me. J Oh, and if someone could explain to me what beta is, then that would be awesome.~GloriaLapointeStead