A/N: Well, since I couldn't get any reviews of who wanted anything to be done, I'm doing "Weird Al" Yankovic, a song called "The Weird Al Show Theme." It'll be kinda a comic relief. I'm doing for 004 for... well, just for fun! Hope you like it! And, I don't own Cyborg 009, any of the "Weird Al" Yankovic songs, or TMNT.

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Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al

004 pops up and waves.

And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

He holds up a hamster with a capewith the name "Raphael" on it.

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve

So he packed up his accordion and had to move

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree

A bunch of old, fat guys wearing orange were shaking their heads and pointed to a map with a tree on it.

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory

And he played on the company bowling team

Shows 004 getting gutter balls for the whole time and his team shaking their heads in disbelief.

And every single night he had a strange recurring dream

Where he was wearing lederhose in a vat of sour cream

He had flashbacks to when he was in the cyborg team.

But that's really not important to the story

004 shrugs and pulls the corner of the screen to next thing

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist

With a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her arm)

Shows a really ugly muscular lady with an actual spatula on her arn.

But he didn't keep in touch

Shows 004 letting go of the girl's hand

And he lost her number

It shows him at a jail, trying to give the guy a description of her, but he can't bring up her jail number.

Then he got himself a job on a tator tot farm

Shows 004 on a tractor with tater tot basket.

And he spent his life-savings on a split-level cave

Twenty miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)

Al points it out with a big cheese grin.

And he really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich

For what it's worth

Al shrugges like he doesn't know what the guy was talking about and goes to make a jelly bean and pickle sandwich.

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan

He was in a forest and he took out instant tan spray and began spraying himself.

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free

Shows 005 just standing in a bear trap, not doing anything.

And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be

And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV

So he gives Al a contract and whaddya know

Now he's got his very own Weird Al show

Al smiles and waves and goes back to his house for his show.

(much unintelligeable talking and yelling)