Things You'll Never See In Naruto

by Curly Says Go

The title pretty much sums it up. WARNING: all your favorite characters are about to be made fun of.

2. Scene 2

Jiraiya is staring down a telescope making vulgar remarks such as, "Oh, Baby! I love it when you do that!"

Naruto is standing behind him. He looks disgusted at what he sees.

Jiraiya puts down his telescope and walks away for a moment, unaware of Naruto's presence. Naruto, out of curiosity, looks down the telescope. He sees Ebisu, naked, in the shower.

Naruto vomits.

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Author's notes: I hope you like my scenes so far... :)