What the Hell?
Paul/Piper or Paper.
Before authors write books, the characters tend to exist on scraps of paper living in their own world adapting their own characters. Piper was a twenty-one year old girl. While Paul was in his early thirties. Note, characters tend to pick their own age if they hate the author...
"I can't believe we've been going out for five years." Piper whispered in her lover's ear.
"I can't believe I'm dating you." Paul whispered back.
"I know." Piper giggled.
Then, the intimate scene changed randomly, just because that's what happens, okay? (Don't judge me!)
"Shut up! Just shut up! Shut up!" Piper shouted.
"You and I were just fine you know. We wine and dine. You know, walked on a beach and stuff, you know." Paul replied.
"What the heck are you doing?"
"That was a different day."
"No, it... What?"
"It was the same dang thing, same etcetera, blah blah blah!" Paul screamed.
Scene changes from what seems like Black Eyed Peas music video gone wrong to where they are aware that they are story characters. Piper was holding Paul's hand, with her head on her shoulder.
"Hey! It's Paper!" A guy (who was going to be Grover) shouted.
"Yeah, Mr. Elmo, we exist on paper. We're just words that will make an old author/dad famous."
"No, that's your pairing name! Paper! Paul + Piper = Paper!"
"Paper? Paper?" Piper yelled, "Call us Pill! Wait! Piul!"
Suddenly, a man in his late forties started his computer. Then he just read what you just read to yourself. From there on, he paired Piper with Jason, and Paul with Sally. That man was Rick Riordan.
A/N: Paul Blofis with Piper McClean? Don't hurt me! But I just thought of pairings with nickname (e.g. Percabeth, Thalico, Zera, Silenadorf) and thought of Paul and Piper and thought of their name together. Don't hurt me, I'm bored. Okay, see ya.