Chinakit (another one of Sandstorm's kits): When will we get there?
Sandstorm: In seventeen hours. The plane hasn't even left!
Egyptkit (another one): Do we need to move to leave?
Sandstorm: (sighing) Yes, dear.
Egyptkit: Wait one second.
(Egyptkit goes to visit Jayfeatherpaw and then got kicked out of the pilot's room and Egyptkit went back to his seat)
Egyptkit: There! I moved!
(Sandstorm face-paws herself)
Kit-Katheart: (in microphone) This is your official plane announcer speaking. Please, secure your seatbelts, take small kits by the hand and enjoy your ride! We'll be taking off as soon as possible, but, lamentably, Fastblaze is arguing again with Jayfeatherpaw.
CSIpelt: AGAIN?!
Legofur: We could've left hours ago if she wasn't arguing with that grumpy butt!
(Fastblaze runs up to Legofur and slaps her)
Fastblaze: LEGOFUR! LANGUAGE, LADY!
(Fastblaze threw lots of farts and went back with Jayfeatherpaw)
Piesong: This doesn't smell like pie! (her face becomes green) Pardon me, please.
(she goes to bathroom and retching sound is heard)
CSIpelt: Eww...
Legofur: Not good, man!
(CSIpelt threw a fart, while Legofur threw up on top of Ferncloud, Dustpelt and Icecloud, etc, etc)
Kit-Katheart: (in microphone) Ma'am and Sirs, we're afraid to inform you that we need to stay here for 1 year until they finish cleaning Fastblaze's farts. Thank you for flying with Jayfeatherpaw's Blind Company!
But, Jayfeatherpaw departed without saying a word, which took everyone unexpected, and because of that, almost every cat farted or threw up or went to the bathroom.
After 16 boring hours...
Kit-Katheart: (in microphone) We got a review from Twilight meadows who suggested Italy. The Italy with the pasta, the pizza... those things. And we're going there!
(everyone cheers)
Jayfeatherpaw: (in microphone) This is your captain speaking. I'm going to inform you that we're currently arriving at Italy. Please, secure your seatbelts and- OMG WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!
(everyone screams)
Jayfeatherpaw: No, the was just a joke. OH MY GOODNESS, NOW WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!
(everyone screams again)
Jayfeatherpaw: Sorry, false ala-OMG WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!
CSIpelt: We don't believe you anymore.
(plane crashes)
Piesong: Or, maybe yes!
(everyone goes out of the plane)
Fastblaze: Ma'ams and Sirs, we are currently now in ITALY!
Kit-Katheart: What does Italy have? The Colosseum and what else?
Fastblaze: Well, this is the city of pasta and pizza.
CSIpelt, Legofur, Kit-Katheart and Piesong (yes, Piesong): YUM!
Fastblaze: And Milan is one of the capitals of fashion.
Kit-Katheart: (kills the rest of the queens) MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
(she runs of with the speed of light)
Everyone: (°_°) Okay...
Fastblaze: So, we'll begin the tour by going to eat at a restaurant. Then, we can visit the Colosseum and the Tower of Pisa.
Everyone: YAY!
CSIpelt: TO THE RESTAURANT!
(they go to the restaurant)
(an unknown cat walks up to them)
Unknown Cat: What would you like for dinner?
Fastblaze: Wait... what's your name?
Unknown Cat: PizzaPastafart.
CSIpelt: Pizza... Pastafart?
PizzaPastafart: Yes, I got my reasons.
Snowflake: I WANT PASTA!
Frozen: WELL, I WANT PIZZA!
Piesong: Just bring two thousand loads of both pizza and pasta.
PizzaPastafart: Okay. (farts pasta and pizza)
Everyone: (°_°) Ewww...!
PizzaPastafart: IT'S A PROBLEM! (runs back to kitchen)
Weirdkit (one of Dovewing's kits): This looks yummy! (eats some of the pasta and pizza PizzaPastafart farted)
Piesong: HE HAS EATEN THE PROHIBITED FOOD!
Weirdkit: I feel...
*POP*
Everyone: (°_°) Weirdkit?
Weirdkit: NO! I'M WEIRDCAT, THE FUTURE CAT OF WEIRDKIT!
CSIpelt: Okay...
Weirdcat: I'm just kidding. I AM Weirdkit.
Leafstar: I'M CONFUSED!
Frostbite: YEAH, ME TOO!
(PizzaPastafart delivers the food)
Everyone: LET'S EAT!
(they devour the food)
(the plane crashes the restaurant)
Jayfeatherpaw: WE WILL GO TO IRELAND!
Hungrypaw: WE DIDN'T GO TO THE COLOSSEUM!
Fluffytail (she got her warrior name): WE DIDN'T GO TO THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA!
Jayfeatherpaw: Whatever. I went back to the Clans and I am now Jayfeatherstar, leader of everyone!
Leafpool: JAYFEATHERPAW! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TELLING LIES AND CHANGING NAMES?!
Jayfeatherstar: But it's not a lie!
Tigerstar: How can we trust you?
(Fastblaze argues with Jayfeatherstar)
In conclusion, Jayfeatherstar lost all his lives minus one.
Fire Crystal: IRELAND!
(she pushes all the cats inside the plane)
PizzaPastafart: WAIT FOR ME!
(he gets inside the plane)
Fastblaze: Now we're stuck with him.
Kit-Katheart: (in microphone) After a wonderful day in Milan, where I bought cute things, we'll go to IRELAND, the town of green and four-leafed clovers!
CSIpelt: BUT I HATE GREEN!
Kit-Katheart: (in microphone) Who doesn't?
Musicheart (also got her warrior name): I DON'T!
In conclusion, everyone fainted.
I AM checking your reviews and I think every country you tell me is a great idea! But, remember, that I first need to check Wikipedia about that country and all 'cause I don't know EVERY country. I will use all of your ideas at a time, so just be patient.
Fun Fact: Believe it or not, the leaning tower IS called 'The Leaning Tower of PISA'. Not pizza, though that's what I thought when I was little.