A pirate named Paul invents a magazine with our favorite pirates from the film, suggestions are welcome.
Mr. Sparrow
"Hi all Paul hear, IM in Totuga today lovely weather were having! Where luck would have it I ran into Jack Sparrow, opps Captain Jack Sparrow. I saw him at a table at the Faithful Bride and asked if I could join him. He kind of looked at me funny, but agreed. That was close, Hears what happened lads and lasses."
"Nice weather aye. IM Paul" I try not to sound like a dimwit, He pause from drinking his rum "Aye what can I do for you mate? Wanna join me crew?" Jack grins. I laugh "No IM of interviewing any pirate I can find you see IM doing a paper, It's called Pirates Press and I have..." He cuts me off "A survey IM getting em to do."
"All right I'll take Ye survey savvy?" Jack takes a sip rather a gulp of rum.
"Uh not to sound rude but you can write? Right? " I feel like an idiot "Or I can ask you and you can tell me.'I was confident before and for some reason IM just nervous. He rolls his eyes at me "Aye."
"Well, needless to say that was interesting, He asked me if I wanted a tour of The Black Pearl I nod Erik thinks IM nuts, but hey lads if Captain Jack Sparrow asked you if you want a tour of hid ship it's best to say yes" And has promised hear is Jack's survey, has always all answers are his, even if there a little far fetched or silly."
"Drum Roll hear- is the second pirates press for your enjoyment. Next up IM off to the locker to interview Mr. Davy Jones himself (shudders) and also Bootstrap. And a Big THANK YOU TO ZILLAZ for the suggestion!"
Full Name: Jack Christopher Sparrow
Sex:Male 30-40
Favorite saying: Savvy.
Favorite color: Red
Turn ons: Breathing
Turn offs: Not breathing
Favorite animal: Sparrows
Favorite drink: Rum
Fill in the blank.
My secret crush is (male or female/ Elizabeth with Anna Marie a close second
My secret fantasy is/ Do you really want me to answer this?
Most happiest moment/ Getting the Black Pearl back and shooting Barbossa
Lest happiest moment:/ Him stealing my ship YET ONCE AGAIN!
Worst thing someone could do to me:/ Maroon me TWICE,IM not happy about that savvy.
Best thing someone did for me/ Will saving me from the hang mans nose.
Most embarrassing moment was:/Barbossa having a big telescope than me but I got Evan with him.
Person I hate the most is/ Cuttler Becket comes to mind but he's dead, therefore I'll go with Barbossa.
Favorite cuss word/ Hm I got an opportunity hear. I'd say shit.
The one thing I wish I can find or do is /Find the fountain of youth, One thing I wish I could do ask me after I've found it savvy.
"Well, there you have it!!" IM off to the locker err mates wish us luck.
Like it, hate it, review it, suggest it ill use it!
THANK YOU TO ZILLAZ thanks for the review and thank for the suggestion.
Next chappie is Davy Jones.
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