Terra smiled as she stretched back in the sand, enjoying the warm rays of the sun as they hit her skin. It was a beautiful day, and beautiful days were, in Terra's opinion, best spent out on the beach. As she dug her heels into the sand and grabbed fistfuls of the stuff in both hands, she knew that nothing could go wrong, so long as she remembered to reapply her sunscreen.
As of yet, there were no distractions. Unfortunately there had been a slight overcast and a small chance of rain, but as of yet the sun was shining brilliantly. As she enjoyed the warmth, she couldn't help but think that something would probably happen or come along to ruin this delightful moment. It seemed that every time she was enjoying herself and things were going just right, something came along to intervene.
And sure enough, here it came.
"Hey Terra!" shouted a well-familiar voice from the distance. "Check out what I found!"
Letting out a slightly frustrated sigh, Terra sat up, the sand that had stuck to her hair entering a freefall. There was Beast Boy, something in his hand and an excited look on his face.
"Whatchu got there?" asked the girl, trying her best to seem friendly and amused.
"The biggest freakin' coconut I've ever seen," responded the changeling, proudly showing off a large, green-colored lump of something. "Cyborg and I found it a couple of yards over that way. We managed to find a rock that we could use to poke a hole in it, and we tried drinking some of the milk." Beast Boy paused for a moment. "Well, actually, Cyborg tried the milk… I just kind of watched. But he said that it was really, really good! Why don't you try it out?"
Beast Boy held out the coconut, offering the tropical fruit to his friend. Terra grabbed it and looked at the top; sure enough, there was a small hole. However, something seemed wrong; a liquid was in the coconut, that was for certain, but it didn't seem like coconut milk.
That's odd she thought to herself, peering inside the small hole. I though coconut milk was a clear-ish color, if not slightly white. Since when did coconut milk look like that?
Terra looked once again at the coconut. "This one isn't ripe, buddy," she stated matter-of-factly, handing it back to the changeling. "All the coconuts I've seen are brown when they're ready to eat. Not green."
"But Cyborg said that it tasted alright," Beast Boy insisted, handing the fruit back to the girl. "And since when has Cyborg ever lied about food?"
Terra sighed as she looked inside the hole once again. He had a point; Cyborg rarely joked about the things that he loved, and food was certainly at the top of that list. Realizing that she should probably just drink what was inside to make the changeling happy, Terra brought the coconut up to her lips and began to tilt it back.
"Dude, Terra. It's pee."
After those final words escaped from Beast Boy's mouth, Terra threw the coconut without hesitation. Off it went, some of the vile liquid splashing out the hole as a result of gravity. As it sailed away, the girl began to shake in repulsion, disgusted by the fact that she was so close to having that gross fluid touch her lips. All the while, Beast Boy was in hysterics.
After a few minutes, the disgust wore off, as did the changeling's laughing. The coconut sat safely in the sand a good ten feet away.
"Beast Boy!" shouted the girl in rage. "That is absolutely sick!"
"Don't blame me!" insisted the changeling, holding his hands up in defense and a few chuckles escaping every now and then. "It was Cyborg's idea! I just happened to be the only one that had to go at the time!" He paused. "Besides, pee is sterile."
"That's not the point! Why did you even do it?" asked the girl, slightly calmed down but still repulsed. "That was absolutely sick! My nose was sticking right over that stuff!"
Beast Boy began to laugh once again. Although the joke was over, Terra's reaction only made it better. The look on her face was absolutely priceless! Shortly afterwards, however, he realized that she wasn't laughing, and instead had a rather angry look on her face.
"I'm sorry," he bluntly stated, his grin turning into a slight frown. "I wasn't going to let you drink it, though. I wouldn't have you do that."
"Hmph." Terra looked over at the coconut, a scowl on her face. The two stood there for a few seconds, both of them having different thoughts running through their head.
"You need to drink more water," Terra commented. Beast Boy snapped back into focus and looked at the girl for further advice. "Pee shouldn't be that color."
"Yeah, I pretty much drink no water at all," Beast Boy stated somewhat proudly. "I get it all from veggies."
"That's not good. You'll be feeling it later on."
"Oh, whatever." Beast Boy motioned behind him. "I'm going to go try and pull the same thing on Starfire. You in?"
Terra rolled her eyes, but then gave a small chuckle. "Heck yes."