Musical Atmos
By Spymaster Fletcher
Making the people of Atmos live in song. Script-form, possibly OOC and t for language, content and boyish attitude.
I don't own anything here. At all. So don't ask.
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Picture Stork sitting in the control room his feet up on the table reading a book.
STORK:
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Doom and how to avoid it for idiots."
No teammate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Picture Finn entering the room and puts a glass on the table.
FINN:
Oh,hi Stork!
STORK:
Hi Finn.
FINN:
Hey Stork, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me in the hanger this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
STORK:
That's very interesting.
FINN:
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
STORK:
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
FINN:
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Stork...
STORK:
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
FINN:
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Stork.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
STORK:
I don't want to talk about it,
Finn! This conversation is over!!
FINN:
Yeah, but...
STORK:
OVER!!
FINN:
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
STORK:
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read...
What?!
FINN:
IF YOU WERE QUEER
STORK:
Ah, Finn!
FINN:
I'D STILL BE HERE,
STORK:
Finn, I'm trying to read this book.
FINN:
YEAR AFTER YEAR
STORK:
Finn!
FINN:
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
STORK:
Argh!
FINN:
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
STORK:
What?
FINN:
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
STORK:
I would?
FINN:
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
STORK:
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
FINN:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
STORK:
Finn, that's WRONG!
FINN:
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
STORK:
I am not listening!
FINN:
AND HERE I'D STAY,
STORK:
La la la la la!
FINN:
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
STORK:
Aaaah!
FINN:
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
STORK:
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
FINN:
If you were gay.
STORK:
Argh!
Picture Stork throwing the book at Finn who had starting to drink is coke and then spilt it all over him.
STORK:
Pwn.