A/N: okay I got 23 hits on this story and only ONE review!! What happened to the other 22 people?? This is my first fan fic story so I need suggestions!! Please!?

Just to remind you…

Italics written by narutolookalike

Normal written by RockstarLife (a.k.a. me)

Chapter Two: Meeting the Girls

JPOV-

After the mad laughing fit, the school was searched for laughing gas. None was found. I was going towards the library for the second time today for my new job which made my whole family including Esme and Carlisle laugh because it wasn't something I would normally do… at all.

I got to the library and saw a sign that read "Book Club Signups Featured Book: Twilight Sign up Today!"

Below the sign were the six, now seven girls from History class.

"I don't know why you're even signing up, you've read that book at least a million times!" said the new girl with brunette highlighted hair. (A/N: Jasper is married to Alice so he knows about highlighted hair and what color it is, he is not an idiot.)

"Like you haven't read it a million times either Amelia." Emma said sarcastically. "Do we have to sign up?" said two of them, Roxanne and Rayvn I believe. Four out of the seven girls gave them death glares and said/growled in menacing voices "Yes." That made them very quiet as they signed the list.

Mrs. Nelson came out from the back room carrying seven books with the name Twilight written on the side in shinny silver letters. Emma, Amelia, Alison, and Carmen all squealed at the sight and the others simply looked annoyed.

The squealing girls all turned around. When they saw me, their emotions went from amusement to shock. They glanced at each other and Amelia said "holy crap! Is that Jasper Hale from Twilight?!" (A/N: only my friend would've really swore. lol)

"I think so… AMELIA! SANTA SENT US AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!" Emma exclaimed I gave her a very puzzled look.

"WHERE'S EDWARD?!" Amelia and Emma screamed. Now I was creeped out, we had just moved here a week ago, and I didn't know these girls yet they knew who Edward and I were. One word popped into my mind… stalkers.

"Um-Uh, sorry ladies, I-I gotta go to work." I ran to find Mrs. Nelson. Out of the blue, I heard what sounded like Carmen calling,

"Jasper you're sooo HOT!"

I stopped and turned around, "Um, thank you I think." Now back to running for my life. (A/N: It's meee! Yes, it's narutolookalike you might know me as Carmen in the story. I don't think about Jasper as much, but hey, he's still cute 3 I still like Jacob better. Sorry vampire fans)

All of a sudden, I tripped on an unidentifiable fleshy thing. It was Mrs. Nelson, holding Twilight. Crap. She stared up, and up, and up. After a very long human hour, she looked me in the eyes, and adjusted her glasses on her nose.

"Jasper?"

"Um yes Mrs. Nelson, that's my name."

"Huh, Carmen's right, you are hot."

If I weren't already dead, I would be dying of embarrassment right now. Ugh. Human women are creepy,

"Um, thanks?"

"THERE HE IS!" I turned around to see Amelia jumping up and down pointing at me.

"Oh crap! I cried, as they started their slow pursuit. They followed me (slowly) out of the library and down the hall. I stopped in front of the Men's room.

"Ha!" I pointed childishly and ran in.

After running into the bathroom, I fumbled to get my cell phone out to call in 'back up'. Public human bathrooms smelled revolting I thought as I dialed Alice's phone number surprised that she hadn't called me already. She answered the phone laughing uncontrollably, but she finally stuttered out

"He-l-hello-Ja-(hysterical laughter)-Jasper"

"Alice what is so funny?" she laughed some more before answering

"You… stuck…bathroom…fan girls…trapping you…"

Now I heard everyone's laughter in the background. I guess Alice never told them what was so funny.

"Yes, I am, could you please save me? I'll do anything! They're stalkers I tell you, STALKERS! They knew who Edward was even though they've never met before… and they were ranting about this book… Twilight I think it was called…"

Emmett got on the phone, "Did they say anything about me?" he asked eagerly.

"I don't think they mentioned you… no they didn't." Then the phone was tossed to Edward next.

"So, do you know these fan girls' names? I have several stalkers you know."

"Does it matter?" I asked impatiently cowering in the corner; I think someone peed on the floor next to me.

"It does matter to me lover boy." He said breaking on the last word into a laugh.

"Lover boy?!" I heard Alice yell to the phone; in the background, I heard a loud crash.

"BENNY NOOOOOOOOO!! Benny has fallen. Silence came while Emmett cried over his perished TV. (A/N: Yes, we named Emmett's TV.)

"Alice! How could you?!"

"I-I'm sorry Emmett."

"HELLO! HIDING IN THE BATHROOM! And there's pee on the floor." I said more quietly.

"Okay Jazz, hang in there, I'll show those girls to bother my war hero!"

"Edward, shut up and give Alice the phone."

A/N: here's the second chapter of Jasper & the book club!! And remember to review!! Thank you to jjrenee85 for reviewing last chapter, you are awesome!! :-D