Disclaimer : The day I own Kingdom Hearts or any of it's characters is the day my cat grows a pair (That will never happen. He's a total girl. lol.)
The Yaoi Struggle (An Odyssey Parody)
Tell me, Elicia Master of Yaoi, about the woman of many personalities,
Who struggled within herself to remain a supporter of hetero pairings.
She read of the lust in Axel's eyes and struggled harder.
During her struggle, she was horribly scarred,
Seeing some visuals which should never be seen.
She was unable to resist the calls of Yaoi, though she tried:
Roxa's flexibility and the vivid imagery were too great to withstand.
Jade, prophet of Yaoi, laughed at the struggle,
Of the girl who only knew hetero ways.
Tell the story for us, beginning with the day after,
The struggle between hetero and Yaoi began.
When the sides had been chosen,
And the lone girl struggled between.
Yet she alone, wanting to be a hetero fan,
Was trapped by Jade, prophet of Yaoi, who strives to increase fangirl numbers,
To the squealing land, that fan girls call home.
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A/N We had to write a parody in class & I did this. Yeah. I'm wierd. lol.