"I have one day to prepare and get all the things I need!" I said as I stared down at the list of items I needed Nat to purchase before leaving with my father. The two were departing Paris at night, giving me enough time to figure out what I wanted to buy. Plagg, who was eating cheese and acting like a little Plague, watches me from my head.

"So, as you party what am I going to be doing?" Plagg asked.

"Hiding with Tikki in a guest room I will seal off to my guest." I said. "I will make sure there is enough cheese for you to enjoy the night."

"Better!" Plagg said with a smirk on his face.

"Okay, we have hot dogs, pizza, chips, music, movies, soda, games, extra sleeping bags in case they don't bring some. Are we missing anything?" I asked.

"Condoms!"

"Funny." Adrien growled. "The goal is to get her to be my girlfriend. I can think of all that other stuff when we are married with three kids, or maybe four."

"Unless you're having them, I think Marinette will probably have two."

"Good enough!" I said with a smile. "I can't wait for more-*KNOCK-KNOCK*

I turn my head to the door of my room and saw a man in a yellow suit with purple hair. He looked weird and fancy at the same time, behind him was Nat.

"Who is that?" I asked. Plagg was hiding underneath my desk in the shadows.

"This is Guivian, he will be your party director." Nat said with a smile.

"My what?"

"Party director." My father says as he enters my room. "I have invited two guests to your sleepover."

"You did what!?" I asked in annoyance.

"You heard me."

"Why though!? This is my birthday party! I don't want to cater to people!" I asked, wow, I am starting to sound like a spoiled brat.

"Their not faces you don't know. It will be Lila and Felix will be joining your little party."

"No…" I muttered. For those who don't know it. Lila is lovesick over me, more than Chloe I may add. And Felix is a douchbag that only thinks with his penis! I did not want either of them at my sleepover, lord only know's how the night will end.

"And speaking of the party." Guivian started. "What is this? Hot dogs and chips?"

"Yes, that is the list of stuff I will be having at the party."

"This food will make you fat." My father growled.

"I need to regain all that weight, remember." I told him, my doctor told me it's not healthy forcing my body to lose weight in certain areas. So, I am trying to regain the weight back since my puking spells are over.

"You need to remember you are a model, one pimple on your face means your career." My father growled at me, as if I didn't know that.

"Do not worry sir, I will create a healthy meal that he and his friends will enjoy the evening." Guivian said. "I will also see to it that the games they play will be in their age group."

"Dad!" I shouted.

"No but's Adrien, be glad I am allowing to have this party." My father said. "No go, you have school and I must pack."

"Okay." I muttered as I stood up from my desk. I could feel Plagg sticking to my leg as he hides underneath my pants. I can't believe my dad invited those two to my sleepover! Ugh, how am I going to entertain them while trying to hook up with Marinette!? And that Guivan guy! Ugh, I need to find a way to get rid of him, I wonder if Nino has any idea.

(In lunch)

"Dude, your dad got you a babysitter?" Nino asked me.

"Yea, and what's worse, he invited two other people to join in. I can't get a break!" I said. "Lila I can sort of handle, but Felix!?"

The second I said his name, the food in Nino's mouth was coughed right back up as he stares at me in shock. Once his throat was clear and there was no food in his mouth, he looks at me to say:

"Go get on top Felix?"

"Yes." I responded.

"Ride them hard Felix?"

"Yes."

Don't stop till it goes rough Fe-YES NINO!" I shouted at him, making a couple of head to turn to me. But I didn't care, at this point, I just wanted an answer to my question!

"What am I going to do Nino, with those two I will never get any private time with Marinette!" I whimpered. "Plus, my dad doesn't want us playing games or even eating junk food."

"What will we be doing there then?"

"My dad want's us to play board games and watch a bunch of documentaries."

"The fuck?" Nino asked. "He's never been to a party?"

"Nope, from the looks of this." I said. "We need to come up with a plan to save my party and my future. I don't want Marinette to think I am a snob trying to show off!"

"Dude, you're going overboard, Marinette likes you either way."

"I know, but I want tomorrow to be the best day ever that her stuttering goes away and she can come up to me and say hello. Without tripping over an invisible bump or something."

"I hear you." Nino said. "She once fell down some stairs out of the blue, we all thought she had died."

"Right, after school lets check out what your dad is doing. Maybe he didn't go overboard."

(After school at the Agreste Mansion)

"He went OVER board."

Nino said as he stared at the large buffet like dinner my father was preparing for tomorrow night! The living room was design like an Arabic royals bedroom, with silks hanging off the walls, and pillows of all colors on the ground. Now, that would be great, if it wasn't for the fact that the TV was covered and my play station was nowhere to be found. And then there was the giant table of food, filled with large meals that could feed the rich high-class taste buds for days. Steak Tar-tar, crisp salad, Beef tenderloin, confit, salmon pizza with caviar and sushi galore! And don't even get me started on the posters on this table.

"What the fuck?" I asked in annoyance. In seconds, the three adults approached me and Nino, to my annoyance, that guy was holding silver plater of hot towels.

"Ah, Adrien, what do you think of the display?" Guivian asked me.

"I think really from south park is going to come in slap me six ways before Sunday." I growled. "What happened to our deal dad?! I didn't want to go full out like this!

"Lila, Juoren and Felix's parents will be helping me with a fundraiser, I need as much entertainment as I can."

"Juoren?" I asked. "YOU INVITED HIM!?"

"I thought you two were friends?"

"NO DAD! NO WE'RE NOT!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. Dad, stop inviting people, this is my sleepover, I just wanted to hang out with friends. Not host a party!"

"You will do as I say." My father growled at me. And then it hits me, he didn't agree for me to have a sleepover because he loves me or something. He allowed me to have a sleepover to entertain his friend's kids! I should have seen this coming, this is a typical Gabriel Agreste move!

"You bitch..." I muttered under my voice.

"What?" My father asked.

"I called you a tricky witch." I lied. "How could you do this!? After everything I did, your going to turn my sleep over into one of your business things!"

"This is important Adrien."

"Yea, to you maybe. My god you always do this! I should just cancel the party now then, because I know how everything will go." I growled.

"You know nothing, you will have this party or else." My father growled at me. Oh god, his threats are brutal. With a sigh and weak pout, I look down to the ground before nodding my head. My father adjust his tie before walking away from Nino and I, once gone, I grip the end parts of my hair.

"What am I going to do!?" I shouted. "I can't have the party, Chloe hates Juoren and for good reasons! He's worse than Chloe, he's a racist, spoiled brat who thinks abortion is murder and that single mothers are sluts! He called my dad a DILF because he thought my dad didn't know my mom."

"How is that possible?"

"I don't know!" I shouted. "He's a racist American and he's coming to my party with two black people and Chinese girl! Ugh, why can't my dad think!?"

"Maybe he's changed?" Nino said.

"Oh no, he thought I was my father's boy toy when we first met because I look like, Quote: "A twink." AKA, some girly looking boy that gets fucked in Amercian gay porn! He then proceeded to kick me out of the party because I was cursing him out in French. When my dad explains the situation to him, he said if I spoke English, e wouldn't be having this problem."

"This guy sounds like a dick."

"He's worse than one!" I growled. "I need a shower."

Kikkie: Part two of this story, trying to do a Netflix and finish this thing up in one week of less.

Anyway, thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed it and please review.