"Jesus, dad! Would you just let it go?" 32-year-old, John Cena groaned into his cell phone, jutting down Interstate 90.

"Son, all I'm saying is that your brothers are all in committed relationships and I just want to know what's taking you so long."

"You know, this is why I don't come home as often."

"What happened to Liz? She was great."

"Pop, she just… er, wasn't for me." John avoided. His parents absolutely loved his old fiancé, Liz. He didn't have the heart to tell them that she had been cheating on him while he was on the set of his last movie.

"Your mother's friend, Diane's daughter is just a few years younger than you and—" John panicked. He had been set up by his parents before and it ended in disaster when he spilt his drink on her. He thought of the first excuse to come to his mind.

"Dad, you… uh… didn't let me tell you."

"Tell me what?" John Cena, Sr. questioned his son, interested.

"I… uh… have a girlfriend."
"Well that's great but why didn't you tell me?"

"You were too busy trying to set me up with mom's friend's daughters."

"Honey, John's got a girl!" John heard his dad tell his mother, Carol, who made her excitement clear when John heard his mother's voice through the phone. "Ooh, finally." Her voice became clearer as he heard some static and her questions, "What's she like? Is she coming to Matt's wedding? How long have you been dating her?"

"Hi, ma." John greeted his mother. He hadn't spoken to her in about eight months and even though he was a grown man, he had to admit he missed his mother,

"Hi, Johnny. When can I meet her?"

"Uh, I… am not sure."
"Bring her to the wedding. I'm sure Matt and Cindy won't mind."

"Uhm… oh.. kay?" John was so confused. What had he gotten himself into? He had to think of something quick.

"Great!" His mother's exhilaration sent a pang of guilt through his chest. Shit. "Here's your father."

"So, how long have you been with her." He had to make it sound serious.

"Four months?" He guessed. That sounded stable, right?

"Hmm… not bad. Well I got to go. I'm tired. See ya next week!" John heard a dial tone. He stared at his phone in utter shock. What the fuck! He spent the rest of his car ride to the Allstate Arena in Chicago, thinking of a way to find a chick who he could pass off as his girlfriend of four months. John pulled into the parking garage. After he parked his car, he made his way inside to the basketball game. He spotted his friends who were meeting him there at a VIP table, including his best friend, Randy, bragging about some hooker that he hired.

"Man, she was so hot. Best time I had in a while."
"Too bad you had to pay for it." Cody Rhodes commented, taking another sip of his soda.

"How much was the pussy anyways?" Ted DiBiase questioned.

"$3000 but worth every penny."

"Who?" John asked, sitting down across from Randy.

"Some expensive pussy."

"It was amazing though. She did this thing with her tongue when she went down. She was real flexible, too. At one point, I banged her against the wall with one leg up on my shoulder." John laughed at his friend. Ted, Cody and John never heard him rave this much about a chick since Sam, Randy's ex-wife. They ended it when Sam was sick of Randy away from home shooting movies all the time. He was crushed but he got over it.

"Where'd ya find her? I need some after the conversation I just had with the 'rents."

"Aw, how is your ma doing? She still sore from when I fucked her?" Cody teased.

"Fuck you, man. That's nasty." John punched him, but he missed as Cody quickly moved his shoulder out of the way.

"She still mad that you ain't married yet?" Randy seriously asked.

"Yeah. But I just got so sick of it! My dad wanted to set me up with some other chick. I flipped out and told them I was dating some girl. I don't even fucking know what the fuck happened!"
"You screwed yourself over." Ted informed John, slapping a hand on his back.

"Thanks for your words of wisdom, Teddy."

"Codes, let's go. I need to whiz like a pregnant chick." Ted told his friend.

"Fine. See ya later, guys." Cody and Ted headed off in search of a bathroom.
"Man, get that smile off your face."
"I can't man. That chick was amazing. Shit!"

"Where'd ya say you found her?"

"Classifieds. I was looking at the cars for sale and I found it."

"You mean to tell me you accidentally went into the personals?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck does that happen?"

"The pages stuck together and the ad popped out at me."

"Whatever, man. I don't believe you."

"I don't care. Me and a bunch of the guys are going to a club tonight. You wanna come, too?"

"Sure. Why the hell not. I just gotta figure out how I'm going to find myself a girlfriend that I've apparently had for four months."

"Cool. Look there."

"Maybe…"

The men sat talking for a bit before Ted and Cody returned and they left to search for their seats before the game started.

A/N: I know this one's short too, but I'm proud for finally updating quickly. Now only one person reviewed last chapter but about 25 people read… the reader/reviewer ratio is off balance! Oh no! We must restore order!

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