AN- In response to the unsigned review that was left, Tosh is around 17. She mentions in another chapter that they go to a pub and Jack buys all the drinks for them because he's the only one who's 18, so he has ID. Thank you very much for reading and reviewing!! I've just realised that these chapter are a bit on the short side, but they are diary entries so I didn't want to make them that long. Sorry!

Right, this is probably the last chapter you will get in a while, because I'm insanely busy until I break up with a show that I'm Stage Manager for and what-not, so you'll have to wait. Please review, if it is signed then I will reply when I have time. I love hearing what you guys think. Right, time for a bit of Jantoness. Enjoy!

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So Jack is the best person I've ever met, Mr Ted. He's funny and caring, and so many other pleasant adjectives I'd fill up the whole

book just describing him.

But physically he's perfect as well. The kind of perfect that makes men hide under a rock for seven years when they meet him. He's just over 6"1, blue eyes, brown hair, six pack, and a smile that could make any lesbian turn in a second. I'm not kidding. I've seen it firsthand.

You're probably thinking that this isn't possible, Mr Ted. But believe me, it is. Jack is like the best parts of Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp combined, with the best personality ever. He's a heartthrob on legs. It's just not fair.

But the best part of him is that he's oblivious. I could dance around naked in front of him with a sign saying "Take me" in neon letters and he'd say "Tosh, I didn't realize how good your legs were." For me, it means I get to flirt constantly and he doesn't even bat a so-long-and-fluffy-any-girl-would-kill-for-them eyelash. It's fantastic.

I get to do everything with him that a girlfriend would, apart from shag him, obviously. Like, last Friday night, he stopped over at mine and we had popcorn while watching How to Look Good Naked. It would be every girlfriends dream to get their boyfriend to watch Gok with them.

So why am I not happy?

Because he isn't mine, Mr Ted. He will never be mine, because I don't have the necessary man bits.

Life's a bitch.

And to make matters worse, I introduced him to one of my other gay friends, Ianto.

We were going to the cinemas and Ianto rung me up. He was complaining that, and I quote, "My grandma has a better social life than me". So I said that he could come with us.

This is possibly the biggest mistake of my life.

Ianto was late as usual, so I was standing inside with Jack. The conversation went like this-

Me- "Ianto's always late. He drives me insane."

Jack-"Ianto? We're meeting a boy?"

Me- "Yeah, didn't I tell you?"

Jack- "Nope. Is he cute?"

Me-"Kind of. He's not my type. But then again it wouldn't matter if he was my type anyway, because he's never going to be interested in me."

Jack-"Why not? Don't go all woe-is-me on me again. Why wouldn't he be interested in a gorgeous girl like you?"

Me-"Because I'm a girl."

And in this one simple conversation my life was over. Jack's eyes lit up, and he started to scan the crowd for he eventually turned up ten minutes later, which made him half an hour late, Jack froze. Ianto didn't notice him at first, just kept walking towards me, until her was practically on top of us. And then he froze as well. I jumped in before the silence started.

"Jack, this is Ianto" I said. "Ianto, meet Jack."

But they just completely ignored me. As in, didn't even blink.

I was left standing staring at them both, who were that flabbergasted by each other that they didn't blink for a full 10 seconds. I counted them. And that was when I realized that life was over as I knew it.

After about a minute, I had enough and started waving my hands in front of their faces. It took a whole ten seconds for them to react.

For the rest of the day I felt like a gooseberry. I don't think either of them looked at the screen once. I ended up skipping a KFC because I couldn't stand it any longer, so I went home.

Five hours later, Jack rung me. I was that pissed off at him that I let it go to answer phone. He only said two sentences before I burst into tears.

"Tosh, he asked me out. Isn't it great?"

My life just got even worse, Mr Ted. What am I going to do?