Edwards guide on how not to get Bella in 10 days
AN: I'm so stupid I've just realized that this story is called how not to get Bella in 1 days, when it should actually be Edward guide on how not to get Bella in 10 days...anyway now that I've cleared that up on with the story!
Chapter 2 : just a small case of kidnapping
Epov
Question:
What would you do when the new girl (who you like...in masses) faints on you in the middle of a now wrecked, and pretty much deserted-except-for-mrs .cope –who –only-has-a-few-years-left-in-her, library.
Answer?
Pass
They don't exactly cover this in the student hand guide.
Somehow though i ended up at my locker- her body slumped against the wall – and NO i wasn't going to over obsess with her and lock her in my locker so that i could keep her for ever..now that i think about it she might ACTUALLY fit in there...it safe to say that i've crossed the line. This is why i have will power for a reason.
Think Edward think. Use all that unwanted brain juice that won you plenty of awards on prize day.
Nothing. Nothing acceptable anyway.
School nurse.
No. Has an infatuation with my father and uses me to get information. Keeps Cullen siblings hostages to see dad. Not an experience i want to repeat.
My brilliant brain came up with NOTHING.
For the first time in my life i was stumped.
It's times like this that i use Bree, my beloved Volvo and my music to brood in.
Wait a second. Processing my thoughts quickly, like gears in clockwork. Bree...the Volvo..that's it!
Was gonna end it here but then decided against it so on with the story...
Bpov
My head hurts.
The sharp pain located in my mind dulled after what seemed like ages and i could feel my senses coming back to me ,when the pain became slightly more bearable.
My fingers moving on the leather of the library floor? That does 't seem right.
I opened my eyes to sleepily. Ugh! I really need to get more sleep at ni-
"aaaaaaarrrrrrrr gggggggghhhhhhh h!" i let out a piercing scream, which didn't help with my head, as i registered that i was in someone elses car, and that person was right beside me.
In movies when something like this happens it happens in slow motion. I can tell you now it does NOT happen in slow motion. It was more in the opposite thing happening, like a burst of speed. An adrenaline rush. You can Google it.
So during my first adrenaline rush! Exciting huh? I chose to defend myself which seeing as i didn't have any weapons i had to resort to using my fists.
I'm pretty sure that to an onlooker i would have looked like a complete girl; my eyes squeezed shut and my fists hammering of my attacker's surprisingly muscular body.
"would you just calm down!" my evil kidnapper shouted in between hits.
"Calm down? Calm down! You freaking kidnapped me you stupid, stupid, STUPID girl -napper!" i panted out my voices screeching so many octaves higher. I found that hitting him repeatedly was rather tiring. So that meant, as stubborn as i am, i kept going.
"ow. Ow .ow!"
I hope it hurts!
I want answers! grrrr!
"who are you!"
"what do you want with me!"
"Where are you taking me!"
I could see his mouth moving but my rush had gone and my paranoia kicked in and i didn't get the chance to hear any of the answers to my well demanded demands. I had never seen him before in my life and there isn't many faces in forks...
What if he's a serial killer!
What if he's like an alien from signs using my attackers body as a host! (SM)
What if he has a gun!
What if he raped me while i was out!
What if he's going to kill me! I'm too young to die!
What if he's going to force feed me Brussels sprouts! Nooooooo!
What if he's a terrorist and he's keeping me hostage!
What if he's some scientific crazy freak that ran out of lab rats and decided to use me instead! Oh my gosh!
What if..!
"i'm Edward Cullen..i'm a student at forks high?"
Oh! Maybe not then.
Hey i'm really sorry that i haven't updated at all recently, though i have been doing my exams...yeah that' not much of an excuse cause i've been reading fanfic every night anyway.
But i'm now 14! I'm no longer a widdle 13 year old. (Alison and Victoria.. take a HINT! And stop calling me that!) any how in our revision sessions i kinda pulled this together and here we are.
The Edward attempts (to get b) have not started yet but they will soon i just have to get this stuff out of the way first.
R and R please
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If the guy/girl you liked fainted on you and you didn't know what to do with her/him would you kidnap them/ think about shoving them into you locker so you could keep the for eternity?