Chapter two!

He groaned quietly when he woke up, but he didn't try to get up. He opened his eyes, but everything was blurry. He blinked a few times to try and clear his vision, but it didn't work. He meant to try and rub away the sleepiness, but he couldn't bring his hand up. He could feel a light weight over his stomach that held down his arms. He wasn't sure what it was but he didn't bother trying to regain use of his arms and spent a little time blinking away until he could see better. He was in his room, he noticed, except for it was tinged orange-ish red. The window was open and showed a magnificent, fiery sunset. The storm clouds from before had cleared away. There was a warmth at his right side, but then he felt a breeze on his skin from the left where the window was and realized he was half naked. Except for then, when he concentrated under the sheet that covered him partly, he realized he only wore his boxers. His eyes widened and he looked to his right and was met by obsidian eyes gazing back at him.

"Good evening, sleeping beauty," he purred. "You're finally awake."

"S-s-sasuke? W-what are you doing here? ...And why aren't you wearing a shirt?"

"I had fun earlier this afternoon, Naruto," he said. "Maybe we should do it again sometime..."

"H-how come I'm naked?" Naruto inquired in a nervous, high pitched voice. "W-what did we do? Did we play strip poker? I always lose, I'm really bad at poker...Please tell me all we did was play strip poker."

Sasuke only chuckled and stroked the blond's cheek. "You did great..."

Naruto gulped. He felt Sasuke's hand under the sheet take his own into a firm grip. His hand followed curves, feeling soft, warm smoothness.

"Erm, you have well developed abs," said Naruto.

"Thank you. You do, too."

"...Eek!" The blond screeched suddenly and quickly pulled back his hand. His fingertips touched silky fabric, a waistband?

"Hm?"

"S-s-sasuke...t-tell me why you aren't wearing p-pants either?"

Sasuke smirked. "I'll tell you what we did when we weren't wearing pants."

Bright blue eyes widened to the size of a frying pan. He gasped. "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THE YAOI FANGIRLS!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The blond leaped out of bed and disappeared faster than a hamster on crack.

Sasuke stared after him and let himself chuckle.

"Ne, Sasuke, that was a cruel prank, don't you think? You know how paranoid he is of yaoi fangirls."

"He'll be fine, Kakashi-sensei. Give me the camcorder now."

The silver haired jounin wagged his finger. "Ah, there will be a price for my excellent camera work though."

His student scowled. "All you did was push the record button. It was on a tripod."

"In a tree. So I had to hold it too, or it would fall off. Anyway, all I want are ten to twenty copies of the tape."

"...You're going to sell them, aren't you?"

"Well, I'll give some away as gifts, too."

The end!!

Wait, is it "leaped" or "leapt?" ...is leapt a word? ...xx this is just what happens when i watch too much anime and don't read enough books.

Hm, I couldn't find the tapes on ebay though. :(

Y'know originally I had Sasuke not wear underwear either, but I decided that would be too cruel to Naruto. Also after I thought about it for a while, I didn't think Sasuke woudl go that far for a prank. well...as a reader, and me as a writer, we could pretend he didn't have underwear on anyway, and that Naruto didnt' pull his hand back. xD

!super short!

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -smacks into the tree-

Kakashi: -wobbles a little- I think something ran into the tree down there...

Sasuke: -sweatdrop- ...this is stupid...