I do not own the .hack franchise and this is pretty much the most bit of what happens and earlier chapter was just a getting ready start also I will stop when I'm done with every holiday and if you have any ideas to what holiday you want to hear about tell me.
If you don't Review this poor writers will die of Overwritingstoriesinitis so think of the authors Q(*w*Q) ---- hugs poor dead authors
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Oh ~
Jingle Bells ~
Oh ~
Jingle Bells ~
How much I hate to Jingle ~
Oh ~
Jingle Bells ~
Oh ~
Jingle Bells ~
Damn its so cold in siberia ~
Haseo: What the hell are you singing.
Kite: its jingle bells :-) and its so I could get some cookies if i carol.
Haseo: -_- Like that will happen, but why do you still where that damn reighndear suit?
Kite: what do you mean, Oh its so I get quadruple the amount of cookie I mean dwon't Iw Lwook awdowable (^_^)
Haseo: yaaa.. right..
Mistral bumps into haseo *again* with blackrose fallowing
Blackrose: yo merry christmas everbody.
Mistral: I heard there is a rare item today heheh RARE ITEM RARE ITEM RARE ITEM RARE ITEM RARE ITEM RARE ITEM RARE ITEM !!!!!
Everbody: SHUT UP!
Mistral:*crys* awww your mean TT_TT
Kite: ooh let go have a compitition today, I can invite Orca since hes back to being an asshole and play this game.
Blackrose: ya thats a good idea and we can invite all of our new and old friends.
Kite: but haseo is not that old.
Haseo: STOP ignoring me and what makes you think I'm not old.
Kite: well your sora here but you lost your memory but your also in the future so its a cross of time so its like old + new = Med so your in between of age... I think *punches haseo then pats him* plus your also a compitition to me yet your not, so I'm confused.
Piros comes dashing in
Piros: hark he of fair eyes I heard your having a compitition with the future people can I join since I want to see how thy I've grown
Everyone: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Piros: but
Kite: *smiles in a scary way* if you come close to us in this compitition I will use my little friend on you and same goes by your future slef.
Piros: *runs away clumsily*
Haseo: wow can't beli-
Kite: (^w^) if you say that we're the same in anyway then you'll truelly see me as Tri-edge after I'm done with you.
Haseo: o_O wtf is wrong with you
Kite: *acts confused in a cute childish way* what do you mean haseo chan.
Blackrose: hello I'm still here
Kite: when did you get here :-)
Blackrose: i've been here for hours next to sobbing mistral and apearently atoli is with me as well.
Bear and Orca come in fighting while Subaru and Tsukasa are hugging in love who are being fallowed by Ginken
Blackrose: you do know tsukasa is a girl, right subaru
Subara: ... maybe but in this world he's a guy so I got a chance hehe
Tsukasa: and I also know but I act a lot like a guy so don't worry this is not yuri, it is in real life but here its just vitural se- aw I mean love.
Bear: Oi kite want to fight for fun *acting like Orca*
Kite: no thanks I'm trying to look rapable to pedos so that when people see they will feel sad and give me goodies and more importantly cookies.
Orca: oh I wish I could just relax for christmas time.
Meanwhile back at Hidden Forbiden Holy Grounds
Mia: *smoking aromatic grass* elk are you sure this is pure and we're in a church isn't this illegal.
Elk: don't worry where in a game we violate hundreds of real life laws in here so don't worry.
Sora: Bamyun hello everybody have you seen crim I want to say merry christmas to him before I act nice to him
Elk & Mia: nope not a clue
Back to our main people since I care less about them and thought of nothing else
Kite: *ripes haseo's clothes off and grabs and odd elf suit and puts is on haseo
Haseo: wtf I said I will not were it.
Kite: but you have to or else I wont get 10x the cookies and plus you bearly have to sing since there are only players and like no houses.
Haseo: _ fine. damnit
Haseo & Kite: *leaves to sing to the players*
Blackrose: I'm gonna watching this, see ya *runs to haseo & kite while hidding so they won't see her*
Mistral: *long gone*
Bear: well lots of people are leaving.
Orca: yes, yes indead.
Orca & Bear: *teleports to some random hotsprings*
Subaru: now that we're alone, come get me.
Tsukasa: 'Meow' w
"Imagine for yourselves on what there doing"
Back to Haseo and Kite
Kite: Oh jingle bells ~ Oh jingle bells ~ oh how I wish I stop Jingling
Haseo: I wont sing these damn songs there rediculous
Kite: but I made them simple enough for an idiot to understand and I matched there melody to your complection
Haseo: I'm not the idiot you are
Kite: I am in other people's fanfiction but this author loves me and hates you so she paired me with you
Haseo: The author is an ASSHOLE
*thunder shocks haseo*
Kite: best not to anger the author cause I mean she is stronger then aura and shes making this story so she could make you do something so stupid that you would never recover from... so carry on, on pissing her off.
Haseo: and I thought we were getting along so well.
END
Haseo: GOD YES
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≦（* ∀ *）≧ Hope you like it and have a Merry Christmas!!! ≦（* ∀ *）≧