Whattup my homies? How are y'all this fine, evening-day-mid afternoon-night-morning-whenever you're reading this? Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Been busy. Especially today, hahahaha... I went to open my locker, and it was stuck- so what do I do? Pull SUPER hard and then BAM. Hits me in the face (Instant pain and then black eye... Yay!) Oh well. I'm fine, I just laughed my ass off the entire day. So, will you please review? Shanks. Byyeee.
!WARNING! ~Contains Foul Language (Maybe) and Sexual References (A lot). Strongly suggest that you not read this chapter if you're under 12. Possibly 13. Shanks. You have been warned.~
October 18th, 2033- Teddy POV-
"Hey birthday babe." Spencer says greeting me.
"Ugh, don't remind me."
"It's not that bad."
"Is Noah in school?" I ask.
"Well, it is 10:00 am on a Friday. So I'm gonna say yes."
"Sorry, for some reason I thought it was Saturday. Wait, don't you have work today then?"
"Nope, I asked for a personal day. Speaking of work though.." Oh no, is this where he tells me he got fired?
"Something wrong babe?" I ask.
"Well, the triplets are graduated and moving out soon, Noah's the only one in school.. It'll just be Noah here. I was thinking I could go to school. I mean college?"
"I was aware you meant college.."
"Do you think you could handle Noah while I'm there?"
"I'm able to handle all the kids while you're at work, so why not?"
"I could even take online classes if you wanted me to."
"No, you shouldn't do that. You should have the college life. I think it could be great for you, especially the kids. They can see that no matter how old you are, it's always alright to go back to school."
"So, you'd let me?"
"Spence, you seem surprised."
"Well, yeah."
"Well, you can go. It'll be in Denver, right?"
"That's the thing."
"Spence, what did you do?" I say.
"Nothing. I just may or may not have applied into BIPA already..."
"Boston Institute of Performing Arts?"
"Wow, you remember the acronym. And yeah..."
"You should go and do it."
"Are you trying to get rid of me?"
"No, I think you should go. You've always wanted to go. I kind of ruined it, by getting pregnant. Twice."
"You didn't ruin it. Are you sure you won't miss me though?"
"Of course I'm gonna miss you! I just really want to see you do something you wanna do."
"So, you're serious Teddy?"
"As serious as you are about enrolling into college."
"I applied. I might not even get in."
"You'll get in. I'm sure."
"Thanks, now that the school thing is out of the way.. Why don't I give you your birthday present?"
"I'm not having sex with you Spence."
"You didn't even know what I was going to-"
"Say. And was it sex?"
"Not any kind of sex Teddy. Birthday Sex."
"Oh gosh."
"It's your birthday, so I know you want to ride out. Even if we only go to my house, it'll go easy as we sit upon my couch." Spencer says, singing to me.
"No." I say.
"Feels good, but I know you want to cry out. You say you want passion, I think you found it. Get ready for action." He sings, getting closer to me.
"Spence."
"Girl you know I, girl you know I, I have a feeling. Late night dreaming about ya. Girl you know I, girl you know I, don't need candles and a cake, just need two bodies to make. Birthday sex, birthday sex..." He sings.
"Spencer Walsh. Please, no."
"Why Teddy?" He says sadly.
"I don't know, just no."
"Come on, if you don't know then-"
"Spence, I don't want to, just leave it at that."
"You know I can't."
"Yeah,I know."
"Please? I don't have any other present."
"We're too old."
"We are not too old. How old were your parents when they had Toby?"
"Spence, not my point."
"Come on."
"No! I can't."
"Why?"
"I don't want to."
"Not a valid reason. Just once?"
"You aren't gonna give up are you?"
"Nope."
"I'm not gonna regret this, am I?"
"Nope, now come on!" He says picking me up and taking me upstairs.
(I'M GONNA KEEP IT UNDER M RATING. FOR NOW. BYE!)
When I wake up, I hear the door slam shut. Oh great. The kids are home.
"Ugh." I say.
"It's okay Teddy. At least we got to."
"Mom! We're home!" The kids yell from downstairs.
"Hey, you should get dressed."
"No..." I say sarcastically.
"Okay, but they'll be a little grossed out though." Spence jokes.
"Sarcasm!" I say throwing a pillow at him.
"Kidding."
"How are you already dressed?"
"I woke up a little while ago. I'll let you get dressed."
"Good. Now bye."
Downstairs -Spencer POV-
When I got downstairs the triplets and Noah were staring at me.
"Where's mom?" Noah asked.
"Upstairs." The kids were still staring at me, like they wanted to know more. "Getting dressed."
"Why? It's like, 3:30 in the afternoon." Noah asks.
"Um." I say, getting embarrassed.
"Oh gross." The girls say.
"Dad, that's gross." Elliot says.
"What? What's gross?" Noah asks.
"Little dude, you'll understand when you're older." Elliot says.
"I wanna know now."
"No, trust me, you don't." Hope says.
"Ew." Rosie says.
-Teddy POV-
When I got downstairs, Rosie was in the middle of saying ew.
"What's gross?" I ask.
"Dad and you are apparently. I don't know why though, no one ever tells me anything around here." Noah says.
"Spencer, you told them?" I ask getting mad. "Kids, go upstairs." When the kids go upstairs I look at Spencer. "Explain Spence."
"No, Noah wanted to know where you were, and when the kids looked at me like they wanted to know more, so I said getting dressed. Noah asked why, I started to get embarrassed and the older three put two and two together..."
"You could've said I was sleeping. Cause I was."
"I didn't think of it. I'm sorry."
"It's okay."
"So, how uh, was it?"
"Spence, it was one hell of a birthday present. Thank you."
"Aren't you glad I kept asking you and begging you?"
"Uh-huh. Sure."
"Happy Birthday." Spence says then kisses me.
"Shut up. I'm old." I see Spencer smirk before he kisses me again. Okay, I'm not old. I'm just, older. And maybe I just pull the 'I'm old' card on Spencer to get him to give me special treatment. Is that such a bad thing?
So? Your thoughts? Sorry if there are any errors. I've got stupid homework. Byyeee! xD
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