"Jayne, you wanna explain why Albatross has Vera pointed directly at my head?"
"Well, I kinda told her that I promised her brother we weren't gonna have sex till we got married, an' she- "
"Her Jayne-man wishes to have a proper wedding ceremony on his home planet so that his mother may be present, but he mentioned nothing about being against having two ceremonies. Therefore, you will marry us presently for legal purposes, and then we can have an actual ceremony later."
"Jayne, you wanna help me out here?"
"Ya think I could actually stop her? She's the one with the gun here!"
"We will reach Jayne's home world in approximately one week and three days. One we have been married I fully expect neither of us to be bothered for three days, after which I expect Jayne to not be required to do anything strenuous for the week preceding our reaching his home world."
"And why might I not want to be giving my mercenary strenuous work to do?"
"He will not fully be able to walk that week."
"That was something I could have gone to my grave without hearin'!"
"Listen, listen
what do you hear?
it is the sound of nothingness
giving you fears…"
"I get it, I get it! Just get that gun out of my face. Please."
"She loves her captain"
"Yeah, yeah…"