"There's a ghost I know named Fros-" Danny was interrupted by screams. Danny groaned and looked toward the window. He went ghost, but Jack put a firm hand down on his chest to push him back down.
"Danny, you're too sick to fight! Your mother and I will take care of this." He said firmly, pulling out an ectogun, Maddie doing the same. Danny was about to protest, before his mom gave him the 'You're-grounded-for-a-month-if-you-don't-listen" glare. Gulping, he turned back to human and laid back, a few coughs coming out in the process. Giving him a quick kiss on the forehead, both parents were off.
Danny yawned a bit. "Maybe...Maybe I could just...Let it go for now and go to sleep..." He muttered, and fell asleep slowly, his eyelids slowly falling over his eyes.
Danny woke up to the sound of clicking. Yawning, he opened his eyes. Maddie was at his laptop, and Jack was holding the Fenton thermos proudly. Jack caught Danny waking up.
"Heya, Danny-boy! We caught that ghost. Your mom is trying to login, as she wants to see if you have a file on the ghost we caught." "Jack!" Maddie hissed, and lightly kicked him. Jack winced, and frowned. Danny snorted.
"The password's 'Frootloopneedsacat'." He snickered. His parents looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "...It's a long story." Danny said with a grin. But, upon entering it in, Danny's ghost files instantly popped up. Danny couldn't see much as both parents crowded around the computer, looking through the files. Then, between some coughs that interrupted his hearing, he heard an 'ah' come from his parents.
"Can I see what ghost you guys caught?" Danny asked tiredly. Both parents turned and nodded, and scooted over, so Danny could see the screen.
"Desiree." He muttered. Then he got an idea. "Hey guys, release her for a minute." He asked. Maddie and Jack looked surprised. "No way, Danny! She's dangerous!" Maddie shouted. Danny smiled. "She won't attack when I offer her this deal..." He said with a smile. Both parents reluctantly, slowly pushed the release button, and Desiree's tall form came out. She glared at them.
"Why do you allow me to escap-" "Desiree, I have an offer." Danny interrupted. Desiree crossed her arms and frowned. "Well, spit it out, ghost boy." She snorted. Danny smirked.
"I can find you a man." He said. Desiree froze. "How?!" She demanded. Danny smiled, and gently pushed his parents away without a word, and typed in an address on the internet. What came up was a dating site.
"What's this?" Desiree asked curiously. Danny smiled. "A dating website. You fill out a profile about yourself, and guys respond." He said with a smile. Desiree brightened at that. "Thanks, child! Now, I assume you want something in return for me to borrow your...Thingamajig to use." She said, crossing her arms, eyes half-closing. Danny nodded.
"Can you please cure my ghost flu?" He asked hopefully. Then Jack and Maddie gave Desiree hopeful looks as well. Desiree smiled.
"You've got a deal, kid. Now, give me a minute..." She said, and concentrated. A blue mist then surrounded Danny, and his parents shouted in surprise. Desiree ignored them as the mist dissipated, leaving a healthier looking teenager. Danny smiled, and Maddie felt his forehead experimentally, before looking up and smiling at Desiree.
"Thank you so much! It looks like Danny here's all better." She said happily. Jack grinned as well. Desiree just nodded.
"Well, I'm going to use the...Thing for a bit, to find a man finally." She said. Then she went and started on her profile. "What to say..." She muttered. Jack shrugged. "Put in stuff you like to do." He said.
Then Desiree seemed to have an idea and wrote something in, before moving so the Fentons could see what she wrote.
"Hello, men. My name is Desiree. I enjoy stirring a bit of trouble up and granting people's greatest personal desires. I enjoy trying various drinks. Also, I like playing with dolls. I'm quite mischievous, however. So, are you interested?" She wrote.
Danny, Jack, and Maddie stared at the screen, trying to not laugh, and nodded. Desiree smiled, pressed 'submit', and left. Maddie slowly came over and logged out of her account for her, and all Fentons shared a look of silence, before finally cracking up in intense laughter.
Late at night, while the Fentons were asleep, Desiree had come in to borrow Danny's computer and check if she got any responses to her profile.
Her jaw dropped upon seeing there were 1,267,349 men who responded eagerly...
Clicking on the first one, she smiled. She was gonna have fun tonight man-hunting.
I don't own DP! Also, you all thought I was gonna take him to Frostbite, didn't ya? Nah, too common a solution.