Food Fun: An Akatsuki Adventure
Chapter 2: What Zetsu Ate
As soon as Pein and Konan got back, the door flew open. They saw Konan carrying the paper bags, and Pein carrying the refrigerator with one arm as they came into the base. Kakuzu snapped awake when he heard them come in the door.
He nervously asked, "How much did it cost? Did you find a penny on the ground? Did you use a coupon? Was anything on sale? Did you ge--"
Konan interrupted him calmly and said, "Don't worry, we got all it for free."
All the Akatsuki suddenly noticed that Pein and Konan where dripping with blood.
Pein yelled to Zetsu, "You are sleeping outside tonight!"
Night came and Zetsu walked outside only to see a truck driving at him. Splat, Zetsu was smashed in the stomach by the car. All the food he'd eaten that morning, plus the fridge, flew out of his mouth and through the base's window. The fridge slammed into the other refrigerator. Soon after Kakuzu fainted.
It landed on Tobi, making a wretched odor. The Akatsuki looked at Tobi in awe wondering what was on him. First they saw a man's arm, then an apple, five steaks, a tub of vanilla ice cream, lettuce, Chinese takeout, and green mush.
Tobi yelled, "Sempai, help!"
Deidara sighed and said, "Sasori, please could you hose him."
Sasori nodded and said, "Wait, where's Zetsu! I heard a barfing sound, then a moan!"