A/N: Woo. I got this dun! -cheers- Anyways. I realized how OOC Hikaru was. (Didnt I notice long time ago?) And I toned down his stupidness. Don't worry, the plot coms soon...I just need to introduce all the characters. -sighs-

I must say I enjoyed writing this, so anyways...have a happy reading!

Many thanks to my awesome beta, Capiorcorpus!

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran Highschool Host Club.

"Kaoru."

Silence.

"Kaoru. This is God speaking."

Hikaru stared at him with a frown, as Kaoru now lay on the bed doing homework. He was not acknowledging the Kami whom followed him home, and was now tapping an orange pen against his cheek in a thoughtful manner.

"I think it's supposed to be 1754…" he muttered to himself, furrowing his eyebrows. Hikaru was flabbergasted, and he sat on the floor staring at Kaoru like a lost dog. Never before had he been this neglected!

Everyone in heaven always and always paid attention to him! Mori always brought him chocolate whenever he requested for it, and Kyouya would always make sure that his paper work was done, however he seemed pissed at times, but WHATEVER.

"I'm going to destroy you with lightning if you will not listen," Hikaru said with furrowed brows, as he jutted a finger at Kaoru. The human only looked up at the ceiling and then scribble something down on the piece of paper.

This Kami is getting pissed. How could he ever make this person notice him?

Kaoru sat up and stared out the window to his room. Things had always been quiet; however today…he felt like someone was there with him. He scratched his head and stood up, and he walked past Hikaru and out the door.

"Hah? You ignore me and now you're leaving?"

No answer. The god stood up and followed after; he located Kaoru standing in the kitchen looking through his fridge. Kaoru felt his stomach growl, and he reached for a juice carton. Feeling absolutely lazy, he opened it and chugged it down.

"…Hello?" Hikaru questioned, venturing up close to the person who was drinking a carton of orange juice.

He waved a hand in front of Kaoru.

No response.

"Ahem, he can't hear you, Hikaru."

He turned around to see two figures standing before him, looking at them with accused glares. Well one of them was glaring at him, and that was behind his spectacles. "You should have known that…before you did anything else. It was clearly in your studies, and judging by your actions, you hadn't paid attention to it."

"By the way, you're not supposed to be on Earth."

"Well, do my paperwork for me."

The pen in the raven-head's hand cracked slightly, and he said through gritted teeth, "Kami is not supposed to be lazy or anything else, Hikaru. That is your duty. And unfortunately for you, I don't do your dirty work."

He chewed on his lower lip and then glanced hopefully at the tall and quiet man. "...Mori?"

"I apologize, but I believe that I'm a bodyguard."

Cough.

All three divine people stared at Kaoru who was rubbing his mouth with his large white sweater sleeve, and he placed the open carton back inside of the fridge. Hikaru's stare at Kyouya and Mori intensified. "But I have to repay that human for the noble deeds he had done!"

Kyouya rubbed his temples and replied, "Hikaru, you can do that in heaven. You have duties up there…"

Stare.

"…What did this…human do exactly?"

"He fixed up my shrine!"

"Not import-"

"Code 1342 belonging in the 34th category of the Book of Jinsei…If angel or divine being is indebt to a human, they are not allowed to leave the Earth until it is repaid," Hikaru grinned, as he held up the peace sign.

"HAH! IN YOUR FACE!! I STUDY!"

"Where's the mayonnaise?"

Hikaru sighed and turned to look at Kaoru who had begun cooking his dinner. "This human is really kind, Kyouya. I MUST do what the rule says, because it's not just a rule, it's applied. You can't drag me to heaven, because the rule makes it impossible to do so."

He grinned cheekily.

"…What is so important about this human that makes you so stubborn to stay?" Kyouya questioned, furrowing his eyebrows at the teen standing in front of him. Hikaru looked at Kaoru, and blinked at him.

Kaoru just sighed, as he scratched his head. A small tint of pink came onto Hikaru's face and he smiled stupidly. "He has this kind of air about him that makes me all warm and floaty…"

'Warm…and floaty?'

"But, I can guarantee you that he is very nice!"

Kyouya for once took the time to glance at the 'human' that Hikaru was so much talking about. His eyebrows raised and he stared at the human boy. Kyouya had to take off his glasses and wipe it with his white sash around his waist before putting them on again.

"…Unbelievable…"

"Yes, that's quite astonishing," Mori input. Hikaru whipped around with this grin on his face.

"Yes! He can cook!"

Kyouya and Mori glanced at each other. Kyouya pushed up his glasses while crossing his arms, he muttered under his breath, "Not about his cooking..."

"So what do you say, my friend?" he asked cheekily, putting an arm around Kyouya. He poked his advisor's cheek several times and sniggered, "I'm not going to provoke Tamaki anymore, and if that's not enough, I won't set traps around heaven."

Kyouya stood in silence, and pushed off Hikaru.

"Nice try, but no."

"Kyouya…" Mori said. He scratched his forehead with his index finger and said thoughtfully. "Just helpfully inputting-…if Hikaru stopped his antics, perhaps the angels could actually carry out their jobs in answering prayers…"

"Just helpfully inputting…"

"See? Mori thinks it's good," Hikaru said, grinning slyly at them. "Oh…and remember the important fact: I won't provoke Tamaki anymore."

'That…is an offer that I can't pass up…'

"Judging by the look on your face, you can't pass the offer up."

"But there proves to be a problem, oh great Hikaru," Kyouya said sarcastically. "Look at that human."

He turned around stared and looked back. "What about him?"

"Do you…recognize that boy?"

Hikaru scrutinized the teen by walking closer to Kaoru. He looked and inspected his face, and walked around him. The golden-eyed God turned back to Kyouya was with a blank and clueless face on. "Nope! Am I supposed to see something?"

"It's nothing…" Kyouya sighed in defeat. "If you are so stubborn to repay him…" He strode over to Kaoru, and placed a hand on his head; Kaoru didn't flinch or acknowledge the presence of someone touching his head. "I'm giving him the ability to see spirits. It won't be activated until we leave…"

"Does that mean you're doing my work for me?" he asked hopefully.

"Nope."

"…What kind of advisor are you?"

"What kind of God are you?"

"Oh…and make sure you repay him quickly, Hikaru." He looked at Hikaru. "Lying to the elders is one thing that I hate doing." He calmly walked to Mori and patted him on the shoulder, indicating him to leave. Before fully disappearing, he said darkly to the divine being. "Be aware of demons and monsters down here."

SHP

And they were gone.

Kaoru had a slight shiver as he was eating his food. He chewed slowly as he stared at the kitchen. He stood up from the table, the chair eerily screeching. He wasn't supposed to feel paranoid or anything, because he had always been alone in his apartment.

'Why do I feel like there's an ugly monster waiting to devour me when I turn around?' he thought to himself. It's probably just a feeling, Kaoru told himself. He brought the dishes to the sink and left it there with yesterday's dishes.

Kaoru stretched and walked past Hikaru, stalking off to his room.

Wait.

He stopped.

Looked back.

Blink.

Blink.

Wide eyes.

Rub eyes.

Look back.

"Wait…a minute…"

"You can see me?" he asked hopefully.

Kaoru just stared with wide eyes.

He smiled, and extended a hand to him. He chirped, "Great! I'm Hikaru, nice to meet yo-"

THUD

"Hey!"

Hikaru was staring at Kaoru who had been lugged to his bed after he had fainted. Now what caused this human to faint? Was it the lack of oxygen in the room?

'Now that I think about it, Kaoru hardly has any plants here, and never opens the windows…' Hikaru stood up. Maybe he could help by getting some plants for him. Yeah, Hikaru should do that. He stood up from the floor and walked outside, glancing around at the empty place.

'Sure seems lifeless around Kaoru's house…' Hikaru thought. 'There's so much brown…'

By the time Kaoru woke up it was in the middle of the night. He sat up from bed, and the futon covering his body had slid off.

He was troubled…oh so deeply troubled.

Why did he see someone who looked exactly like him anyways?

Maybe someone played a prank on him, and placed his mirror there. Kaoru's eyes wandered to the mirror standing next to the table on its wooden legs. But then again, if you really think about…really, really hard…

No one else had walked in on him.

…Nor…

Can mirrors stand up and walk to the living room.

However, if mirrors possess that certain ability, how could the doppelganger reach out his hand and smile…and…and…-

SPEAK!

How can mirrors speak? Kaoru was almost tempted to look for a book about inanimate things or call up a professional scientist and ask: Yo, there was a mirror in front of me and it told me its name was Hikaru. Please explain how it can communicate.

'I wonder how many people will hang up…'

Kaoru stood up from the bed and took a stretch; he slouched again and randomly scratched his cheek. 'How did I get onto the bed anyways?'

His mind flashed back to the clone of himself, and he shook his head, as if that would help him lose that thought. Kaoru walked to the door and opened it, his eyes closed irritably. 'Maybe, I need a break from-'

"Oh, Kaoru, you're awake?"

Kaoru stared, and it took every ounce of willpower to refrain from screaming his head off and call the police.

"Okay…I'm going to ask you two-no three things," Kaoru said, stepping back from the clone that had just appeared. Hikaru blinked and waited patiently, while the human teen breathed in deeply. "Alright…one: Who the hell are you and why do you have my face?"

"…I'm Hikaru, your average God. And your face? You still have your skin; it's not like I ripped off your face or anything…"

"Disturbing, but whatever," Kaoru dismissed the topic with a wave of his hand. However…he had to raise an eyebrow as he ignored Hikaru's outstretched hand. "Average…God?"

"Yeah, I'm your creator. The God of everything."

"Hahaha, I find that strangely amusing. How the hell could someone your age joke around anyways?," Kaoru snorted, as he crossed his arms. "Okay, question number two: What the hell did you do with my living room?"

Hikaru blinked and smiled at the things in the living room. "You know your apartment was so brown, and you probably fainted because of the lack of oxygen! So I was thinking that maybe a few plants would be alright."

Kaoru's golden eyes traveled around the whole room, and he scoffed. "A few? A FEW?! You call this a few? Dude, whatever your name is, this. Is. A. Massive. Jungle!" He made his point by pointing his fingers at the vine and tree covered furniture.

"And why the hell did you plant an apple tree in the middle of my coffee table?"

"Isn't it nice?" Hikaru said with a large smile. He dusted his hands onto his white pants. "I spent so much work on that tree! And soon enough--" He tossed his hands into the air. "We'll have apples!"

"…Burn it."

"Wait, what? Why?"

"My landowner is going to skin me alive if she finds all this growth in one of her apartment room…" Kaoru mumbled, as he made his way to the vine covered couch. He collapsed on it listening to the leaves underneath him rustle slightly. He saw Hikaru look at him with a blank face.

"Isn't it good though?"

"No."

Hikaru's eye twitched. '…ungrateful little human.'

"What was that last question you wanted to ask? Was it how I got an apple tree here? I mean, you were out cold for several hours. You are bound to ask how I got such gigantic vegetation in your room in just three hours, am I correct?"

"Actually, I've been wondering who the heck you are."

"Are you going to ask that?"

Kaoru crossed his arms, and his eyebrow twitched. "No…I'm going to save my breath on you, and ask you very kindly…"

Hikaru clapped his hands together and smiled. "What is it?"

"Get out of my house."

-Cricket chirp.-

The whole apartment had turned quiet. Kaoru had a firm edge to his stare, and his finger was pointed to the door. Hikaru looked at Kaoru, and then at the door, back to Kaoru, and then to the door.

"But…" Hikaru said, a bit put off by Kaoru's blunt and direct answer. "I'm from heaven; I don't have anywhere else to go."

"I don't care. Leave."

"Hey! I GAVE you life, and this is what you do to your God?" Hikaru huffed.

"There was never a God in the first place, now leave, or else I'll call the police!"

"Police?" he tilted his head slightly and bit on the tip of his index finger. "Whazzat?"

"Hahaha, you better not kid with me," Kaoru said warily. He was beginning to think Hikaru was a psycho. Several sweat drops slid down his forehead. "If you don't leave, I'm going to personally drag you out, and take you to the station."

"Ah! Police! You mean those funny little humans who run around in their whistling cars?" Hikaru asked, his eyes lit up and he snapped his fingers at the realization. Kaoru stared. He couldn't believe it. Hikaru was so…so…

Stupid!

Kaoru jumped up from the couch and grabbed Hikaru by the arm. He started to march to the door with Hikaru, surprisingly, coming along. The god stuttered in surprise, "H-Hey, where are you taking me?"

"Outside."

"Where?"

K-chak.

Kaoru gave Hikaru a stare, and flung him out the door. "Wai-"

SLAM

Click.

The adopted Hitachiin walked back towards the living room. He could hear poundings on the door and cries of protest from the person he kicked out. Kaoru sighed as he collapsed on a couch.

'Today's one hectic day,' Kaoru thought. He sat in silence and listened as the rain began to pour.

He stood up and walked towards his room, closing the lights on his way. Kaoru ruffled his hair messily and collapsed onto the bed, and blinked at the mirror which was in his line of view. 'That clone…he seemed very real...could it be? No. I don't remember having a twin,' Kaoru told himself, while burying his face into a pillow.

'But I'm an orphan…'

He let out a huge sigh and sat up; he leaned against the wall and peered up at his empty wall. Kaoru chuckled softly to himself, "Nah…that guy's just a dream. And when I wake up the tree and growth in my house will be gone."

Kaoru sat there and closed his golden eyes. He listened to the pit and pat of the rain against his window, and he was about to nod off to sleep.

There was Hikaru.

Climbing a tree.

Getting splashed and wet by nature's force.

He was God, dammit! God wasn't supposed to be struggling to just climb a tree, and why the heck was nature throwing rain at him?!

Hikaru grunted as he flung another limb up the tall tree. His white robes were hanging on his body, dripping with water. His pant legs were practically covered with mud and all the disgusting things found on the ground.

He heaved himself onto a branch and looked up to see a light shimmering two floors above him. That must be Kaoru's room, Hikaru thought. He felt something crawl up his leg.

"Eh?" he looked down at his pant leg. And-

"OMFGZ!#!!" Hikaru screamed; his eyes widened as a small earthworm inched its way up his leg. Something flapped to his shoulder, and he turned his head slight to see who it was.

"Good morning, mister. Would you like me to eat that?"

"He's evil! Don't let him eat me!" the worm screamed back. Hikaru looked at the bird sitting on his shoulder and then at the worm on his leg.

"C'mon, you're Kami!" the pigeon chirped, ruffling its feathers. "You made this food product for me to eat!"

"But then I made the worm for decomposition…"

"Yeah!" the worm argued.

Hikaru bit his lower lip uncertainly, and gently picked up the worm. He stared at the limp thing hanging from his fingers. Hikaru narrowed his eyes and asked, "Can you survive being flung far, far away?"

"Yes…why?"

In a flash, Hikaru threw the thing away from him, and watched the organism go farther and farther away. The bird let out a squawk in disdain and frustration. "Why in your name did you fling away my breakfast?!"

"If you want I can get you some food, but not right now," Hikaru said, as he stood up from the branch. He grabbed the sides of the trunk and started to crawl upwards by grabbing it rashly with his fingers. "But right now, I have a mission to get into that apartment."

"Eh, really now?" it sang in his ear. "I'm your creation, by the way."

"Yeah. I'm not stupid," Hikaru grunted as he continued climbing up. He was starting to get pissed at the bird chirping in his ear, but God could not get angry…or could he? Finally he reached the floor in which he wanted to get on.

Hikaru huffed and fell limp against the branch. "Dammit, climbing a tree looked so easy when the bears, termites and animals climbed it…"

"Hey, it's harder than that, big boss."

"Oh shut up," he hissed tiredly while getting onto his feet. He looked up and saw the light shimmering through the glass. Rain slid down his head and his hair, and he stretched his hand until it could bend slightly over the window. "Oy, birdie, do me a favor."

"What?"

"Fly up there and unlock the window."

"Can I do that?"

"Yes, I have faith in you."

"No, I mean. Can I DO that?"

"…Uh…beak power?"

In a second, the bird flew up onto the window. Hikaru waited patiently until he heard an audible click. And then the bird squeaked, "All ready, boss."

"Great," he muttered, before he jumped from the branch and onto the window. Half of his body was dangling precariously, and he shoved the window open, flinging his foot inside.

Tap, tap.

Click

Kaoru's eyes traveled to the window in curiosity, and he thought that the bird looked strange. A hand crept on his windowpane, and in a flash the window opened. "KAORU! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!!"

"YOU AGAIN?!" Kaoru exploded, immediately jumping off the bed. Hikaru wiggled in and plopped on the floor in a heap of mess. "DIDN'T I SLAM THE DOOR IN YOUR FACE AND LOCK IT?!"

"Well, I climbed through your window," he said, crossing his arms in triumph. The human only gaped at the person who had all of his clothes sag on his body. He was dripping on his floor too!

"And I helped him!"

"Okay, go away. I don't need you," Hikaru muttered boringly at the bird that was flying around him in circles. The thing made a motion which seemed like a shrug and flew out the open window.

"Are you talking to yourself?" Kaoru asked, putting a hand on his hip. The wet teen looked at Kaoru with a smile.

"No, I was talking to that bird," Hikaru informed him with a wag of his finger. "Ah wells, as long as I'm here...Anyways, my dear little creation, you can't just KICK me out. No matter how hard to try to shoo me out, I can always float back in."

"You climbed up a window."

"Yes, that too."

Kaoru sighed in frustration and flopped onto his bed. He closed his eyes tiredly, before muttering, "Hey…"

"Hmm?"

"Tell me. Who ARE you?" Kaoru said tiredly. He looked up at Hikaru with his golden orbs. "And why are you following me?"

A/N: Woosh. Bad place to end. I agree. It sucks. ARGH! Anyways. I'll have to finish it soon. My brain cannot hold a lot of ideas. Unfortunately I have a lot of ideas. -faints-

Anyways, please reveiw:D Thank you!

-Until next time...

--Demi-kun