Chapter Two: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Issei whistled a jolly tune to himself as he skipped – literally skipped – merrily down the sidewalk on his way home from school.

Oh, he was definitely going to be bringing out his special sock tonight as he planned on letting his perverted imagination run wild and free. Especially after today's sudden wardrobe malfunction. The amount of boobs he was going to be picturing in his mind would be astronomical.

[I can't help but feel like I'm going to be seeing something that will leave me blind for the rest of eternity. Not that I wish I wasn't blind with how much I've seen already.] Ddraig's deadpanned voice spoke within his head. [Besides that, are we really going to ignore how your female classmates were basically stripped naked in the span of a single second?]

Issei froze mid-skip and his whistling ceased. "Did you really just ask me if I'm going to ignore the fact that I saw at least twenty naked girls in a single day?"

[…Of course. How idiotic of me to even assume you would.]

"It's alright, Ddraig. I forgive you." Issei gave his noggin a reassuring pat, and even though the dragon couldn't physically feel it the faux sentiment was there all the same. "Still though," Issei grinned excitedly as he clasped his arms behind his neck. "I actually saw boobs, Ddraig! Live, large and supple boobs that weren't on a computer screen! Smooth flesh and bouncing tits galore! If only a got to fondle a pair then I could die happy!"

Sniffing, Issei wiped some tears that came out of his eyes. "This is the best day of my life!" he shouted into the sky, earning him some confused glances from nearby bystanders.

[Perversion and questionable mental state aside; you do realize that it was the stone's doing that caused your classmates clothes to disappear, right?]

"Wait, really?" Digging through pocket, Issei pulled out said stone and held up in front of the sun, inspecting it closely with one eye closed. "I mean I could've sworn a saw a flash of red light out of the corner of my eye but I just assumed it was light reflecting from somewhere else. How the hell can a glowing rock make girls' clothes disappear? Wait, why am I even asking? Who gives a shit?! It made girls' clothes disappear, Ddraig!" Cupping the stone in his hand, he gave it a large kiss before rubbing it fondly against his cheek. "All I can say is that I fucking love this thing!"

[FOCUS BOY!] The dragon roared, causing Issei to wince. [I told you earlier that the stone houses some kind of latent power that far exceeds my own! We have no idea just what kind of destructive capabilities it could unleash if used incorrectly! If you're not careful you could end up destroying the entire country or worse, the entire world! Don't go meddling with things you have zero understanding of!]

"Alright, alright, I get it! Sheesh!" Grumbling, Issei pocketed the stone and rubbed the back of his neck in irritation. "Jeez, spoil my fun why don't you? Has anyone ever told you that you're too uptight? I swear if I ever find a way to get you out of my body the first thing we're going to do is get you laid because you seriously sound like you have a very bad case of the blue balls. Or should I say Red Balls? Do dragons even have balls?"

[If I wasn't sealed within you I would slowly rip you limb from bloody limb until you begged me for a mercy killing. Which I wouldn't grant as I fed your limbless body to a pack of starving piranhas.]

"Aww, I love you too, Ddraig!" Issei cooed as he continued he continued his eventful journey home.

He decided to take a shortcut through a nearby park that was currently devoid of any kids. Seeing as how the sun was currently in its late stages of descending into the horizon, it wasn't at all the surprising that there wouldn't be any kids out this late in the day. Despite his neighborhood being one of the safest in all of town, that didn't stop the occasional shady character from walking the streets late at night.

As Issei made his way across the park's basketball court, he spotted a ball that had been left abandoned near the court's fence. Seeing as how he wasn't in any hurry to make it home, Issei dropped his school bag off to the side and retrieved the ball, making sure to give it a few test dribbles before shooting it in the basketball hoop.

As he wasted his time mindlessly shooting three-pointers, he soon found himself replaying today's erotic event in his head. Thing is though, his mind wasn't on the topic of breasts.

If what Ddraig told him was true; that the stone had been the cause of the girls' clothes vanishing, then it was also true that it was indeed a powerful relic. While he could proudly state that he would love nothing more than to see every female in existence – over the age of eighteen, or course – unclothed, that doesn't mean that he was willing to risk mass destruction in order to make it happen. He may have been perverted but he certainly wasn't stupid. Even someone like him knew better than to try and fuck with things he didn't understand.

But that didn't mean he couldn't experiment a little.

Catching the ball, Issei gave the inflated sphere a long, hard stare before an idea suddenly popped into his mind.

The grin that appeared on his lips nearly split his face in half.

Holding the ball in one hand, Issei dug into his pocket and brought out the stone in the other. Holding the two objects close together, Issei closed his eyes and focused.

"Hey, Ddraig," Issei got the dragon's attention. "Remember when you said that I shouldn't try and mess with things I had zero understanding of?"

For some reason, the dragon didn't like where this conversation was going. […Yes?] he asked hesitantly.

"Well I'm going to test out a theory, and it kinda requires me to break that rule."

Oh, no. [Issei, whatever it is you're thinking of doing, DON'T.]

"Sorry Ddraig, but you see, I just thought of something." The grin on Issei's face became positively sadistic. "See, before all of those girls' clothes vanished into nothingness, I subconsciously wished that I could see them naked and to do so, I had to wish for their clothes to disappear."

The stone in Issei's palm began to glow bright.

"And when I did just that; Viola! No more clothes!"

The glow intensified.

"So I started thinking to myself, 'What if this rock somehow responded to my wish and made it a reality?'"

The stone began to hum with barely restrained power.

If Ddraig hadn't been sealed inside a teenager, as well as a legendary creature of old that brought fear into the hearts of even Gods, he would've run straight for the hills.

"Well, Ddraig…"

Issei opened his eyes.

"I'm about to do the exact same thing. Right here. Right now."

FWOOSH!

The stone ceased its humming and glowing.

For the second time today, Issei blinked.

The material in his hand changed from rough, bumpy rubber to soft, squishy flesh.

Why, you may ask?

Because the basketball in his hand was instantly replaced with a boob. Or more specifically, a completely spherical boob that was a little bigger than his head and contained a singular nipple that hardened under the cool outside breeze.

"Ddraig?"

[…Yes, partner?]

"I can now cross 'Obtain stress relief ball in the shape of a boob' off my bucket list."

Saji Genshirou didn't know what happened.

One second he was walking home from school and then everything around him froze in place.

To be fair, he probably should've listened to his conscious.

After all, it did tell him that he probably shouldn't pick up the glowing green rock that he had found lying underneath some nearby plants.

Maybe next time he'll try to listen.