I Had No Idea
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. Just having a little fun with them using my own imagination but how I wish I did own them
A/N: Hi guys! So far, I really like writing this story so, let's continue. By the way, check out my other story "Never Knew I Wanted More From You" and please favorite, follow & review. Thanks youuus c:
*This is not supposed to bash on gay people or anything & I have nothing against them. I also have nothing against One Direction. I know iluvharrystyles might've been offended and I'm truly, deeply sorry. Neither Bella nor any other characters have anything against them. This story is just for fun. Bella just didn't want to be woken up with a loud One Direction song with a great hangover.
After the usual argument with Edward, Bella walked over to the kitchen and joined Rosalie for breakfast. Edward plopped on the couch while Emmett was eyeing him down.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Not wanting to get into any fights, Emmett decided to bother his girlfriend instead. Kissing her from behind, Emmett whispered in Rosalie's ear.
"Hey baby do you wanna go shopping?"
"Uhh…"
"Hey maybe we can go to that store you've been talking about. Forever 21 is it? I looked it up online yesterday and I saw some cute outfits for you."
"Emmett I don't thi—"
"Oh! We can go to Home Depot. I've been wanting to buy something there."
Rosalie breathed a sigh of relief.
"Which pot do you think I should choose? They all look pretty cool."
Rose's lips quickly turned into a sharp line.
"What the fuck Emmett?! What is all this shit about?!"
"Baby I just wanted to—"
"NO! I CAN'T DO THIS EM, I JUST CAN'T! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
"Listen Rose, it's not what you think."
"It's not what I think? IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK?! THEN WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE HUH?"
"Bella, BELLA! What do I do? I'm gonna die! He can't be g…" Rosalie broke into tears, completely breaking down.
Bella looked up at Emmett and raised an eyebrow.
What the fuck?
Emmett gave her a look.
I don't know! I don't know what to do!
"The man I've loved for three years can't be gaaaaaay! Oh my g-god. I mean I have nothing against gay people, my other best friend is gay but GAH WHY?!"
After five minutes of panic and un-sureness whether Rose is losing her mind or Emmett is just bat shit crazy, she held her breath and looked up at the two of them.
"NO." She said sternly.
Edward was just watching the three of them from the couch.
Fuck man, I must be really fucking drunk still. How the fuck would Rosalie even ever break down like that. She's a fucking tough nut to crack. I'm so gone.
"NO. You're not turning gay. I'm gonna fuck you so good you're gonna turn straight ya hear me?"
"Well..." Emmett looked like he was hesitating but deep in his head, he liked that idea.
"You…you… NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOO! I can't even seduce you anymore!"
"Okay, here's the final piece. Emmett, I'm…"
Bella froze.
Emmett froze.
Edward thought he was drunk as fuck.
Still.
"I'm pregnant."
Gasps echoing from each other, eyes bulging out of their skulls and heads spinning around; what an epic sight to see.
"ROSALIE, I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!"
"Oh so me being pregnant turned you straight huh? You're such a tricky man." Rosalie spat back, squinting her eyes.
"NO! I wanted to go out with you coz I'm bored and I don't wanna be in between this Edward & Bella fight right now."
"Oh." Rose felt stupid as fuck.
"I've never seen you overreact like that dude. Are you okay?" Bella asked.
"YES! Never. Tell. Anyone. About. This." Rose threatened.
"Okay, okay, calm yo tities guuuurl!"
Emmett walked over to their bedroom with his shoulders down and a frown. Ten minutes passed by and Rose opened up the door wearing a corset and a thong.
"Show time, big boy. Time to show me how much of a man you really are."
As the door closed, Bella heard this on her way to her room and soon after, she heard kissing noises, clothes ripping and she just shook her head.
Uh, gross.
"Great, how am I gonna read no-"
"Uhh, harder, FASTER!" She heard Rose moan from the other side of the wall as the headboard rocked back and forth.
Five hours and ten minutes later, Bella banged on the wall.
"KEEP IT DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS, GOD!"
Nothing she ever said was followed. So she took her purse, put on a cute dress and texted one of her close friends, Alice, Edward's sister.
It was getting dark and sooner or later, the night's about to begin. It doesn't matter if she wasn't going with any of her roommates. She had Alice's company and that's more than enough for the night.
Walking through the living room, she saw Edward was still sitting down on the couch.
Damn, it's been hours!
Opening the shoe closet to grab her pumps, a low voice asked.
"Where do you think you're going?"
"I'm going out. DAD."
"No you're not, not without company at least."
"I have Alice with me."
"Male company I may add."
"Alice and I can take care of ourselves."
"You're not going out there with just the two of you guys, you might get hurt."
"Edward, I'm not your child that you can just boss around and be so over protective of. Leave me alone."
"If something happens to you…"
"Nothing will happen, dammit!"
And with that, Bella's phone rang and she walked out of the door. Edward was so annoyed and worried. He moaned loudly in frustration.
Watching from the hallway after a hot sex session with Emmett, Rose couldn't help but think.
What the fuck is happening with these two? If I were an outsider, I would've thought they were two couples having problems!
Edward's such a pussy. We all know he wants her!
Bella's so stupid! This guy's been around her even before her period started in middle school!
They're both so fucking blind! One day it's gonna blow up in their faces, watch.
I bet you.
I wonder who's gonna confess first?
Do they even notice it?
Sigh.
They have no idea.