Woo! Part two of my brain child with Pants of Hell….wait…that doesn't sound right. Oh well. We own nothing, save for the idea. Laugh! Laugh at it! NOW!

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Chapter one, part two: Awakening…

So, Sora stepped into the light of the doorway. You remember that whole thing with the barrel and crate and things. Of course you do! Now, onward we go!

"Ah! It is so blinding!" Sora exclaimed. But, alas, he continued on anyway. He found himself on the island. That weird boat-looking house…thing…

"Yeah…the door isn't open yet…" the voice said. "By the way, Tori, nice way of describing it…'that weird boat-looking house…thing.' REALLY nice."

I'm gonna take that as a compliment and continue.

"Wait…what do you mean the door isn't opened yet??" Sora exclaimed. "There's more I have to do??"

So Sora looked around and noticed that Selphie was sitting on the rope that was on the edge. Sora walked up to her.

"Hey, Selphie, you're gonna fall off…sitting there like that…" he said.

"What's most important to you?" Selphie asked.

"That was random…" Sora answered. "But…BEING NUMBER ONE!! AND CHEESE!"

"Eh…okay…" Selphie said.

Sora saw Wakka and walked over to him. "'Sup?" Sora asked. Because Sora tries to be cool. When we know damn well he's a loser…(A/n: I am making fun of him because it's a parody, I don't hate him.)

"Sora…" Wakka said. "Don't even TRY to be cool…it's fucking scary…anyway. What do you want outta your damn life?"

"TO BE STRONG!!" Sora said right away. "AND CHEESE!!"

"What the fuck, Sora!?" Wakka exclaimed.

FINALLY, Sora made his way to Tidus next. "Tidus…oh, God, no…"

"So…" Tidus said. "I heard u leik mudkipz…"

"What the hell?" Sora asked.

"Oh…wait…wrong script…" Tidus thought. He thought HARD! His head began to hurt from the thinking! "What is your credit sco-MOTHERFUCKER, I'M KILING RIKU FOR THIS!

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??" Sora yelled.

"Sorry…What are you afraid of, bitch?" Tidus asked, finally getting the damned thing right…well, kind of…

"Um…GETTING OLD!! EW!" Sora exclaimed. "But definitely not cheese…"

"You have mental issues…" the voice said.

"Bill Cosby!!" Sora exclaimed. "I missed you!!"

"Anyway…" the voice continued. "You want to be number one. You want to be strong. "You're afraid…of…getting old? Are you serious?? I should be getting paid overtime for this!"

"You forgot the cheese!!" Sora exclaimed.

"Yeah…whatever…" the voice sighed. "Your adventure begins at dawn…blah, blah, blah…ONWARD WE GO!"

Sora found himself on yet another platform. It had a shaft of light raining down.

"Step into the liiiiiigggghhhht!" Riku's voice said.

"RIKU??" Sora exclaimed, looking up. "What are you doing with Bill Cosby??"

"I'm messin' with your head!" Riku said.

"And for the last time," the other voice that Sora has named Bill Cosby if you are dumb enough to not notice… "My name is NOT Bill Cosby! It's Florence!"

"FLORENCE??" Sora exclaimed. He snickered and then burst into laughter.

"No! I said nothing! Nothing!!" Florence yelled. "Hey! Don't use that name while narrating!" The narrator, though you cannot see her, smirked and continued on with the story.

Sora obeyed Riku's voice and stepped into the light. A save point showed up and the light moved to the edge of the platform. It made stairs.

"Woooooaaaaaah!" Sora said. "Do it again! Do it again! DO IT AGAIN!!"

"Stop being such a brat!" the voice named Florence said.

"NO!" Sora said and he RAN up the stairs. Of course, such acts would result in the slipping of one's foot. Then one would fall face first onto the stairs. This is exactly what Sora did. "OW!" But, being the annoying fool he is, continued running and fell about eight times before he made it to the top. Yes, he really is an idiot…

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Since it is getting longer than I expected, I am making a third part and ending part two here! R&R please! w