Disclaimer: Sigh, I don't own Naruto. I can't believe I have to get use to saying that every single time I write a story!
"When will we go?" Kisame asked.
"Tonight," Itachi said.
Later on that night outside of Deidara's window…
"Is everybody here?" Itachi asked not being able to see.
"Yea," Kisame and Zetsu answered in unison.
"Where's Tobi?" Itachi asked not sensing his chakra.
"I got rid of him," Zetsu answered with an evil grin on his face and started to laugh maniacally. Kisame and Itachi both felt the evil aura surround him as he did that. They both took a step away from him.
"What exactly do you mean by that?" Itachi cautiously asked, wondering if he ate Tobi. Zetsu looked at Kisame and then at Itachi. He saw sweat run down their faces.
"I taped him to a chair in a dark room and forced him to watch Teletubies for 48 hours over and over again."
"That's horrible!" Kisame yelped.
Should I tell Zetsu that Tobi likes Teletubies? Itachi wondered to himself, Nah.
"Enough with this talk lets get on with this mission," Itachi said as Kisame and Zetsu nodded.
"I'll go undercover first," Zetsu stated.
"But how?" Itachi asked, "I thought you needed plant life to use your spying jutsus and Deidara doesn't have any plants," Itachi pointed out.
"I know how to solve that!" Kisame yelled and ran off.
About ten minutes later he appeared with a huge pot, the bottom having a diameter of about two and a half feet.
"Where did you get that pot?" Zetsu asked.
"I know a guy," Kisame replied. Zetsu and Itachi glared at him for giving an answer without really giving an answer.
"Anyway let's get on with this," Itachi said, "fill the pot with dirt from the ground, so Zetsu can get in."
After Itachi said that, Kisame picked Zetsu up, threw Zetsu in and started to fill the pot with dirt from the ground.
By the time Kisame was finish filling the pot, the only part of Zetsu that was showing was his head and the plant thingy surrounding his head.
"The only problem now is how we're going to get you up there," Kisame pointed out, "After all, the window is on the second floor."
"I have an idea," Itachi said. Then he picked up the pot and threw it in the direction of the window. The pot missed and ended up crashing into the wall a couple of centimeters from the window (After all he is still blind).
"Dammit, just missed," Itachi complained as Zetsu came crashing down along with the shattered pieces of ceramic from the pot.
"Don't worry," Kisame said, "I'll just get another pot!" He said running off again with Zetsu in a daze and Itachi just standing there.
Once again Kisame came back with the same kind of pot, threw the dazed Zetsu into it and filled it with dirt.
"How are we going to get the pot up there this time?" Kisame asked, "my hands are tired from digging so I can't do it."
"I can always try aga-" Itachi started.
"NO!!!" Zetsu yelled out snapping out of his daze and interrupting Itachi.
"Then who will throw it?" Kisame asked.
"I will, I'm a good boy," said a voice coming from somewhere but no one knew where. Then the mystery person appeared in front of everybody.
"Argh," Zetsu moaned, "I thought I got rid of you!"
My friends suggested I try using a cliff hanger but I don't think it worked because I think you people still know who the mystery person at the end is. Anyways, before I continue this story I want 5 more reviews. I mean come on! All you have to do is press one little button!!! Do you people know how awesome it feels to be an author and get a review!!! Geez, you people act like you have to pay to review.