The Suit of Armor
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were skipping down the hallway. All of a sudden, Harry stopped. Ron and Hermione bumped into him.
'What is it?' Hermione asked.
'I just had a great idea! I'm gonna drop out of school!' Then, unexpectedly, the suit of armor next to him cut off Harry's head.
Ron looked at his best friends body. Then, he figure that wouldn't happen to him. 'I think I'll drop out too!' But, then the same thing happened.
Hermione thought for a minute, then said 'Well, then there's no reason for me to stay, so I'll drop out.' The suit of armor cut off her head too.
In the suit of armor
Snape smiled. That was one way of getting rid of dropouts.
A/N: I came up with this when I was looking at a newspaper, and it said 'Local Dropouts Cut in Half'. It was so funny, then I thought about this. Hope you liked it.