Disclaimer: So don't own anybody here.

A/N: Oh my gosh freedom sweet freedom thy name is vacation. It's over; it's over. Our sentence of incarceration and imprisonment in that jail they call school is over. That means I'm going to be able to write a lot more, and I'm going to make a conscious effort to write more fan fiction, instead of always writing Love and War . I'd like to thank Twilight Illia for Estar's description and apologize in advance for typos and misspelled character names. It's late and I've had too much music and sugar.

"Hey guess what I've found," shouted Jack as he ran up and down the ship deck of the Black Pearl waving around apiece of old looking paper. "It's a map to Candy Island. Mr. Gibbs set a course um," Jack paused flipping open his compass, "in that direction."

The Pearl sailed day and night to reach Candy Island, traveling through the fiercest creatures known to pirates, dolphins, cute creatures that little girls loved. Feared far more than the kraken by pirates, they were just so sweet.

"I see it. I see it," screamed the caption as the ship made land and the crew disembarked.

It was a splendid place, Candy Island. Instead of trees there were lollypops of every flavor. Candy apples and jaw breakers hung from the lollypop trees. The bushes were made of lickerish, while the rivers flowed true with cherry Coke and little peeps swam around in them. The bugs were gummies, and grass was green colored bubble gum. Instead of dirt, there was chocolate on the ground, and in the middle of the whole island was a big rock candy mountain where it was said that the streams where alcohol, the streets were paved with gold, there wasn't any wind or snow and you never change your socks.

"It's beautiful," said Mr. Gibbs, a tear coming to his eye. "But be weary ye. It's said that a deadly monster inhabits this island. Hair like fire with pale skin, men take one look at it and turn to stone instantly.

There came a loud cry of "I think I'm going to be sick," as Abel Nightroad fell off the ship. He looked around, as he lay crumpled in a heap on the brown sugar sand looking around. "Are those PEEPS?" he asked as he spotted the ducks in the water. "Peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, peeps, must have peeps! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!" he yelled as ran after the yellow marshmallow ducks.

"Abel is that you?" Came an unknown voice.

"It's the monster," shouted one of the crewmembers. "Advert your eyes before we all die a horrible death."

A young woman poked her head out from behind one of the lollypop stems. She had red hair, blue eyes, and a big puffy dress on. It was Esther Blanchett. "Abel," she asked, "are you ok."

Concern for her friend was written all over her face as she watched him shove peep after peep in his mouth. "Mmmh sugar."

"Monster," commanded Jack, eyes shut tight "be gone before us or we will be forced to take drastic measures. No one will be turned to stone today…or if you must turn someone to stone take them," he pointed to his crew, "and let me leave."

"But I'm not a monster. I'm a friend of Abel's," explained Esther I've been stuck on this island with no way off for a long time. My names Esther Blanchett. It's a pleasure to meet you um….?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow. I'm captain of this ship here, the Black Pearl." He gestured to his ship, a sly look appearing on his face. "If you truly are a friend of Abel's while I don't show you to my quarters while the men restock, and we can talk about your future traveling arrangements, and you can take a rest. I'm sure you must be tired." The sly look on his face deepened.

Suddenly a peep landed on Jack's head. It was followed by a low growl, before Abel's mouth closed around the little marshmallowy treat and the top of Jack's head, Abel's saliva running down his face.

"Mmmmmh peep."

A/N: Ok so it wasn't a very good chapter. It's late, and I'm kind of on a sugar/music high and have been talking to too many people. If you didn't get the whole big rock candy mountain thing it's from a movie we saw in English Oh Brother Where Art Thou. Here's a link for the song, but I couldn't find one with the movie scene. Anyways like always review, and I'll keep the story going if anyone wants me to.