Author's Note: There will be a slight delay in next week's posting as I will be having midterms. Yay...

Also this chapter is pretty for any inconvenience.


"What a waste of energy." For some reason I was forced up into the mountains of sorami with Tomo. He said he needed to train for something but I see no reason for me to come.

"Sit up straight." The priest of the shrine that we were training at hit me with a stick. I was being forced to sit for I don't know how long.

"Ugh! Yes sir." This is a real waste of time, and after I planned a whole date for Nymph and I today. Tomo and I sat in front of the shrine for a couple more minutes till I felt a strange presence. All of a sudden the ground in front of us exploded and it cause the priest to fall back. A blond haired Angeloid in a blue uniform stood up from the wreckage, she held a blue sword that emitted some sort of light and a a blue shield.

"Tomoki Sakurai and Adonis Takanashi, I have come to elimite you."Again! Of all the times to not have my swords. I pulled out my knives and got in my ready position. She raised her sword and was about to strike. Maybe I should try out the new move I learned. But there was no need, as when she was about to strike she fell face first on the ground. She's...not very bright huh.

"Madm are you alright?" I put away my knives and held out my hand to help her up.

"Thanks." I helped her up.

"What is your name madm?"

"Oh? I'm a type Delta angeloid, Astraea." I knew it. She just divulged who she was without thinking it. Not very bright. " I~I mean I'm just a wandering spirit. Yeah, that's it."

"Sure..." I looked over at Tomo and the priest.

"Adonis, we have to do some waterfall training."

"Damn. This is really boring, why are we even here?" Tomo tensed up, he seemed scared about the answer. Hmm.

"Just cuz. Come on." Well that is perfect logic.

"I want to come to!" Astraea insisted.

"Alright, fine." I'm gonna have to keep my eye on this one. She may be an idiot but I can feel her strength. I don't think I stand much of a chance the way I am now. This training could actually help.

Tomo, Astraea and I stood in under a waterfall, we each were wearing sleek white robes, why? I have no clue, it seems a little to weird. Damn this water is cold. i wonder how Tomo's doing. I was standing on the far right, next to Astraea. I glanced over at Tomo and he seemed fine, Astraea... just fainted. "Are you alright?" Tomo ran up to her. But because of the water her rode was hugging her skin. It was then when I noticed the considerably large assets she had. Damn... I'ma little jealous. What the fuck?! Why am I thinking this?! All need is the Nymph's ultimate cuteness! Suddenly Tomo yelled "Away with you worldly desires!" What?

The entire day was like this, everything that we did Astraea messed up that put her in a weird position and Tomo was acting strange the entire day to. It wasn't until Tomo asked me for help was when I got it. Tomo and I were in a secluded part of the woods. "What's up?"

"I need your help." He let go of the bag that he had brought with him and opened it. Insde were a ton of porno magazines. Holy crap, thats alot. "I need to get rid of these, but I need one more look. So should you go get some firewood as I say goodbye to my sweets."

"So this is what the entire thing was about. You want to be less perverted. Of course I'll help you. But why me?"

"Because your the only one who wouldn't kill me for my stuff, you only get angry when it comes to Nymph."

"Yeah, I guess your right. I'll go find some wood. Be right back."

"Take your time." I went out and broke some branches and grabbed some sticks from the ground. I've never gotten firewood before, it's always been Zack when we went camping. I hope this is fine. I started walking back to Tomo was. I'm proud of Tomo, he's learning from his mistakes.

When i got back to the site I saw Tomo talking to Nymph. But Nymph seemed to be a little mad and I saw that Tomo had some bruises on him"Nymph? What are you doing here?"

"Adonis... what do you think of my breasts?" Wha? WHAT?!

"What kind of question is that?!" I looked at Tomo who was avoiding my gaze. "What did you do Tomo?"

"Well I..."

"Answer or I'll fry you."

"I was just complaining about her boobs. That's not necessarily perverted right?"

"Ziodyne." I put my hand on Tomo's shoulder and blasted him. He instantly fell onto the floor and whimpered." That counts as making fun of my girlfriend. Anyway, Nymph you're fine the way you are. I already told you this." I smiled gently at her.

"Liar!" Tomo stood up and brushed himself off. Does he have some sort of resistance to electricity to something? This is the second time he has stood up from one of my attacks. I didn't even hold back! "I saw you looking at that other angeloids boobs"

"What?!" Both Nymph and I shouted in unison.

"I did no such thing!"

"Adonis..." She looked at me with the most disappointed look I've ever seen.

"I didn't do anything! I mean I kinda noticed her assets... but how could I not?! They were all over the place. Plus it's not like I stared like Tomo"

"Well it's kind of your fault Nymph. If only you had larger breasts this would have never happened." What Kind of psychology is that,Tomo?!

"Screw you! I can have big breasts, I'll show you!" Nymph pulls out a card and it transforms into a clock. "Angeloids don't age, so I'll show you how I'd look if i aged five years." Wait... Angeloids don't age? Does that mean that she's practically Immortal... A white light engulfs us. "See." Nymph poses in a way to emphasize her chest.

"I don't see a change, Ms. flat chest."

"Zio." I put my hand on Tomo's shoulder again and zapped him. But I couldn't help but look at Nymph. She is really insecure about her chest huh... that's so cute!

"I~I'll show you how I'll look in ten years!" Nymph activated the clock again and another white light engulfed us. "Look at my glorious figure."

"I...don't see a change. Sorry Nymph but I have to be honest." She pouted in the cutest way. I just want to hug you forever Nymph!

"I~I won't lose! Again!" We continued on with this until we were so old she could barely lift up the clock. She turned us back to normal. "I~I hate you guys! Perverts!"

"Wait, Nymph!" I ran after her but when I got to the entrance of the shrine she was already gone. "Damn. I should probably head home." I went back to the shrine to change back to my normal clothes, but when I got there I saw Astraea going into the woods were Tomo was. Eh, I think he can take care of himself.

When I got home right when I opened the door I got yelled at. "Nii-san! What did you do?!"

"Holy crap! Calm down Zack." He took in a deep breath.

"What did you do to Nymph?"

"It wasn't me. Tomo kept on making fun of the fact that Nymph has...a lack of assets."

"Nii-san...is death your wish?" I could feel death emitting from him. Crap! Ok...think about this rationally.

"Why the hell are you angry? Nymph is my girlfriend."

"Well she's my sister." When he said that he covered his mouth. He already thinks of her as his big sister. I'm glad.

"Ok, whatever. I'm gonna go apologize to her." I went into the living room where Nymph sat watching her shows. "Hey Nymph."

"..."

"What are you watching?"

"..." She's not gonna answer me. Damn it, I've never been good at this.

"Nymph listen I..."

"Just leave me alone."

"No." I expected a reaction but she refused to look at me. "Nymph, I'm sorry. To be honest I don't really know what I did, but I just want you to be okay with me."

"Tell me the truth. What do you think of my appearance?"

"I honestly you're really cute. No... you are the ultimate cuteness! Nothing in the world could beat your cuteness! Your cuteness is..." I just kept on rambling on about Nymph's absolute cuteness. Damn...now that I listen to myself, I think I'm obsessed with cuteness. Oh well. "You are the god of cuteness!"

"Y~You idiot." She turned around to look at me. Her entire face was crimson red. "Y~You didn't have to go on and on like that." She stood up and walked towards me but she kept her head down. "I~I forgive you. But don't be such an Idiot next time."

"Of course. Divine god of cuteness."

"D~Don't call me that!" I couldn't help but chuckle at Nymph's cute embarrassment of her cuteness. Cuteness overload! Everything went back to normal after that. But I don't know what happened to the other angeloid as Tomo came home alone and alive. What is that bastard planning. He actually wants to kill Tomo and I. Somethings up...damn it.