(-Author's Notes-)
Here we are with the second 'Oreo Must Die!' Omake. Read on!
(-KUSANAGI!-)
At Oreo's 'hidden' base...
Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Sai are facing off against the snake sannin in yet a second post time-skip attempt to retrieve Sasuke from Orochimaru's vile clutches. However, even with the assistance of Kakashi, it seems that the mission to reclaim Sasuke from Orochimaru will simply remain a fleeting dream of the group.
As Kabuto watches from the shadows, Oreo prepares to finish off the current Team 7 with his Kusanagi sword... ... Unfortunately, Something goes terribly awry and Orochimaru suddenly grips his throat with his left hand and start coughing, gasping for breath. "K... Kab... u... to!" He struggles, turning toward Kabuto and pointing to his throat with his right index finger.
Kabuto stands up from his hiding place and adjusts his glasses, "What is it, Orochimaru-sama?" he questions, curiously, "Is something wrong?" Wondering as to what calamity is befalling his master.
Oreo continues hacking, coughing, and gasping for air as he points to his throat again and again until he crumples to the ground, his eyes becoming comical 'X's. Kabuto suddenly gasps and dashes out to his master's side. The silver haired medical ninja adjusts his glasses again before checking Oreo to discover he is, indeed, dead. "Noooo! Orochimaru-sama!" He cries out before remembering that he is a 'medical' ninja.
However, Before the silver haired Oto-nin is able to do anything, Sasuke suddenly appears behind him and cuts him down with his Kusanagi sword. Kabuto dies instantly and his body then falls forward across Oreo's dead frame. The raven haired Uchiha pitches his Kusanagi sword onto the ground beside the two dead Oto-nins before raising his gaze to his former teammates (plus Sai) and notices Sakura standing with her hands clasped together in front of herself.
"S... Sasuke-kun?" The pink haired medical kunoichi says, managing a nervous smile.
Sasuke stuffs his hands in his pockets and closes his obsidian eyes, "Hn. Okay, already." he says, smirking slightly, "I get it. I'll come home, okay?"
Upon hearing those words leave the Uchiha's lips, Sakura's nervous smile grows much larger before she runs over and glomps her former teammate. Soon enough, Sasuke walks past the other three somewhat dumbfounded shinobi with a certain pink haired kunoichi hanging on his right arm wearing a big smile on her face. A short distance further along, Sasuke and Sakura stop. "Oi, Are you guys coming or not?" Sasuke questions, glancing back over his left shoulder before beginning to walk again.
Naruto snaps out of his shock first and runs after his two teammates, "Hey, Wait up!" he calls after them.
"We wouldn't have to wait if you weren't so slow, tonchiki." Responds Sasuke arrogantly... yeah, it's just like old times.
Kakashi is the next to recover and sighs as he pulls his hitai-ate down to cover his Sharingan-embued left eye. The silver haired jounin then pulls out Icha Icha Tactics, turns to a particular page, and begins reading as he walks off after the re-united Team 7. Sai is left standing there before he turns to the readers with a smile on his face, "I guess this Omake has a happy ending." he says.
From somewhere down the way, Sasuke's voice speaks calmly, "Fourth Wall."
(-To Be Continued-)
Ramblings: Second Omake done. Again it's pretty short, but what d'you think? Is it funny at all? Well, anyway, Tune in for the next one okay? Ja for now.