Disclaimer: The day I own Naruto is the day hell freezes over… did hell freeze over yet? Oh and all the songs on this fic… yea I don't have any credit over them. Sorry :P

"What made you bet in that he would sing next?" Kurenai asked Tsunade.

"I'll tell you my secret after this next singer."

All the grown ups at the table (Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma, Gai, Iruka, Tsunade, and Jiraya who wasn't there at the time) made a bet of who they think will sing next. With everybody confident that Tsunade won't win because of her title in gambling, they all joined in. So now the audience is waiting for the next singer to come on.

A few minutes of waiting and everyone started to get antsy. Then they all start to here a piano playing. Looking up at the stage they can't see anybody.

"Just take those old records off the shelf" The spot light points to the stage and everyone gasps. Up on the stage sitting on a stool with a microphone in left hand is none other than… Jiraya!

"I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself, Today's music ain't got the same soul"

"Oh god! He's drunk again!" Naruto folds his arms on the table and plops his head in, face down.

"I like that old time rock 'n' roll" Jiraya stands up and walks off the stage. "Don't try to take me to a disco" He points his right arm up at an angle to his side, skyward while sticking his hip out to the same side. "You'll never even get me out on the floor"

Walking off again, he heads up toward the exit only to stop a couple tables away and he points to it. "In ten minutes I'll be late for the door" He turns back around and sways to a random table. "I like that old time rock 'n' roll" Only this wasn't some regular random table that he just picked out of no where. Oh no. The table had three girls sitting at it and they all wore sleeveless dresses that stopped at their thigh. Everybody knows what happens when he sees young sexy women. He flirts with them!

"Still like that old time rock 'n' roll, That kind of music just soothes the soul, I reminisce about the days of old, With that old time rock 'n' roll"

"Ha! Told Ya! Now everyone pay up!" Everyone at the grown up table slapped their money on the table. Then Tsunade started to collect them and count.

"Is the apocalypse coming?" Everyone was on their guard while Tsunade hits Asuma over the head for even saying such a thing.

Now that Jiraya's done flirting, he went to another table that an occupant wished he wouldn't. "Won't go to hear them play a tango" Naruto tried to get away before Jiraya actually got there but was too late because the sennin got there and was trying to get Naruto to change into his girl form. "I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul, There's only one sure way to get me to go"

Naruto refuses by pouting and looking the other way. "Start playing old time rock 'n' roll"

"Ugh, he can be such a pervert!" Tsunade was mad that Jiraya asked her 'little brother' something so perverted. Iruka was to but let's not get too close to him right now.

"Call me a relic, call me what you will, Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill" Jiraya gives up and starts to walk towards the bar. "Today' music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock 'n' roll" He sat on a stool and took a cup of sake as he got up again.

"Still like that old time rock 'n' roll" Now everybody's tapping their feet or tapping their hands on their laps going along with the beat. "That kind of music just soothes the soul, I reminisce about the days of old, With that old time rock 'n' roll"

Jiraya takes his final gulp from his cup and sets it at a random table as he walks by and heads up to the stage. Then he starts to do a little dance. Weird but efficient, at least for him.

"Still like that old time rock 'n' roll, That kind of music just soothes the soul, I reminisce about the days of old, With that old time rock 'n' roll"

Stopping his dance he starts clapping to the beat trying to get everyone else to do so. They do but not because of him trying to get them to but because this is the type of beat where you can't help yourself but to do it.

"Still like that old time rock 'n' roll… That kind of music just soothes the soul… I reminisce about the days of old… With that old time rock 'n' roll" The singing sennin goes back to the stool on the stage and sits on it.

"Still like that old time rock 'n' roll" One foot is propped up by the rings in the stool and the other one is still tapping on the floor, "That kind of music just soothes the soul, I reminisce about the days of old" He switches hands with the microphone, "With that old time rock 'n' roll"

One last line and it's a big one, "Still like that old time rock 'n' roll"

The music plays on and everyone starts clapping, at fist reluctant.

"Yay! Way to go Jiraya! You never let me down!" Tsunade screams from her table. Of coarse she was talking about the bet but he didn't need to know that. Hell, he might not remember any of this!

At Team 7's table Naruto is still pouting with his arms crossed. Old pervert… trying to get me… AGH! I need a vacation!

What he and Sasuke missed at that time was knowing look crossing Sakura's mind. Thank you Jiraya for that little… incident…

Inner Sakura is having a ball with this new information she has. Now all they (Sakura and Inner Sakura) have to do is to come up with a plan.

It's a good thing they didn't notice her at that moment or else they would have been scared shitless with the look she has. They know what looks on her face go with what type of thought is going through her mind and right now they would have hid in a corner for the look she has now has an… evilness upon it.

"So, how did you know that he would sing next?" Kurenai asked, "You said you would tell afterward."

Everyone at the table turned to Tsunade as Jiraya came to sit down. Shrugging, Tsunade gave her answer, "Last time we went to a karaoke bar, he said he wouldn't sing but after a few drinks, he sang on the stage." This was a halfhearted answer for she was still counting her money.

"You knew he was going to sing no matter what?"

"Yea, I just waited until he got really drunk and would do the bet at that time." Tsunade still never looked up at them.

"Damn, that's clever." Complimenting, Kakashi started to take notes in his head with this information he is getting.

As everyone tries to figure out who would be the next singer, someone sneaks away from his table by pretending he went to go get food. Instead of getting the food like he said he would, he goes backstage to prepare for the song he is going to sing.

Strength: So what did you think? Sorry it was so short but it was hard to write this one. Please review and no flames. I hope you ENJOYED!